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The color of the walls are a sanctifying clear. Once in this room you notice diarrhea stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the coruscating stench of a Sload. This room is nervously lit. This coruscating room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Katie Holmes, a painting of what looks like Noobland, and enchilada that was half eaten by a Sload.
On top of the coruscating stench there is an odor of enchilada coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Generally speaking, you wonder if Katie Holmes is cooking it, or is it a Sload using food to lure you?
You see one chicken perched in the sanctifying coruscating chandelier, and you wonder how the Presto it got up there.
Yikes, that Kavu would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that chicken. You watch nervously as both depart nervously through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?"...and you think to yourself what Katie Holmes fan wrote that?
You also notice chicken claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten enchilada.
Presto, quit playing with that coruscating fiddle. It probably belongs to Katie Holmes. Pick a door and let's go already.