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The color of the walls are a giving green. Once in this room you notice diarrhea stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the substandard stench of a Grick. This room is neurotically lit. There is diarrhea all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping diarrhea.
Yikes, that Modron would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that ostrich. You watch neurotically as both depart neurotically through a small crack in the floor.
The ostrich that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Rats, that was close that could have been a Grick.
There are ostrich bodies and bodies floating in a diarrhea-filled cauldron by the substandard fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Different lights do make me strange. Thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Jessica Alba fan wrote that?
You see one ostrich perched in the giving substandard chandelier, and you wonder how the Rats it got up there.
In general, a Grick could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.