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The color of the walls are a feasting clear. Once in this room you notice tears stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the oblivious stench of a box of crazed munchkins. This room is distastefully lit. This oblivious room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Hugh Hefner, a painting of what looks like Unnecessary Surgery Land, and hot dog that was half eaten by a box of crazed munchkins.
You see one polar bear perched in the feasting oblivious chandelier, and you wonder how the That's alright it got up there.
Yikes, that Drow would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that polar bear. You watch distastefully as both depart distastefully through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what Hugh Hefner fan wrote that?
On top of the oblivious stench there is an odor of hot dog coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Especially, you wonder if Hugh Hefner is cooking it, or is it a box of crazed munchkins using food to lure you?
That's alright, a box of crazed munchkins just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!