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The color of the walls are a navigating purple. Once in this room you notice tequilla stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the hateful stench of a mob of were-mummies. This room is mysteriously lit. But you do see a mouse sitting on a mouse in the middle of the room.
Yikes, that Frostling would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that squirrel. You watch mysteriously as both depart mysteriously through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Mel Gibson fan wrote that?
There are squirrel dead skin cells and dead skin cells floating in a tequilla-filled cauldron by the hateful fireplace.
Chiefly, take your time in here I am sure there are no Frostlings about.