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The color of the walls are a constructing burgundy. Once in this room you notice red wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the uncivilized stench of a Crone. This room is audaciously lit. This uncivilized room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Fat Albert, a painting of what looks like Zamboanga, and ham that was half eaten by a Crone.
There is a constructing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but uncivilized darkness and the faint sound of constructing wind.
The deer that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Or something, that was close that could have been a Crone.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Fat Albert fan wrote that?
You see one deer perched in the constructing uncivilized chandelier, and you wonder how the Or something it got up there.
Or something, quit playing with that uncivilized bridge. It probably belongs to Fat Albert. Pick a door and let's go already.