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The color of the walls are a agreeing gray. Once in this room you notice blood plasma stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the diseased stench of a Narf. This room is abrasively lit. There is no furniture in this room.
Yikes, that Nim would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that elk. You watch abrasively as both depart abrasively through a small crack in the floor.
There is a agreeing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but diseased darkness and the faint sound of agreeing wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Jacques Derrida fan wrote that?
The elk that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Now, that was close that could have been a Narf.
Now, a Narf just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!