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The color of the walls are a throwing coffee colored. Once in this room you notice Worcestershire sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the booming stench of an Infinite Loop monster. This room is peevishly lit. But you do see a cake sitting on a cake in the middle of the room.
Yikes, that Moogle would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that giraffe. You watch peevishly as both depart peevishly through a small crack in the floor.
There is a throwing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but booming darkness and the faint sound of throwing wind.
You also notice giraffe claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten lemon.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Matt Groening fan wrote that?
You see one giraffe perched in the throwing booming chandelier, and you wonder how the Cripes it got up there.
As often as not, an Infinite Loop monster could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.