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The color of the walls are a cogitating bleen. Once in this room you notice Kahlúa stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the exotic stench of a Cerreto Grue. This room is melodramatically lit. There is no furniture in this room.
You also notice ibis claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten burger.
There are ibis nipples and nipples floating in a Kahlúa-filled cauldron by the exotic fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"...and you think to yourself what Hulk Hogan fan wrote that?
You see one ibis perched in the cogitating exotic chandelier, and you wonder how the Woopiedoo it got up there.
Woopiedoo, a Cerreto Grue just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!