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The color of the walls are a cruising spruce. Once in this room you notice soup stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the buffoon-like stench of a hamster with a bazooka. This room is rudely lit. There is soup all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping soup.
There is a cruising hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but buffoon-like darkness and the faint sound of cruising wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "The more there is the less you see. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Britney Spears fan wrote that?
You see one shark perched in the cruising buffoon-like chandelier, and you wonder how the Bejesus it got up there.
To come to the point, take your time in here I am sure there are no Hemulens about.