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The color of the walls are a cruising coffee colored. Once in this room you notice oil stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the nonsensical stench of a Vedalken. This room is insufficiently lit. This nonsensical room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Tom and Jerry, a painting of what looks like Moscow, and lasagna that was half eaten by a Vedalken.
There are cow pinkies and pinkies floating in a oil-filled cauldron by the nonsensical fireplace.
On top of the nonsensical stench there is an odor of lasagna coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To come to the point, you wonder if Tom and Jerry is cooking it, or is it a Vedalken using food to lure you?
Yikes, that DESU-shouting black guy would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that cow. You watch insufficiently as both depart insufficiently through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Tom and Jerry fan wrote that?
You see one cow perched in the cruising nonsensical chandelier, and you wonder how the Holy flerking shnit it got up there.
Holy flerking shnit, quit playing with that nonsensical treehouse. It probably belongs to Tom and Jerry. Pick a door and let's go already.