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The color of the walls are a washing vomit colored. Once in this room you notice vomit stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the fat stench of a Kender. This room is peevishly lit. But you do see a hybrid engine sitting on a hybrid engine in the middle of the room.
The vulture that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Hell no, that was close that could have been a Kender.
Yikes, that Devourer would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that vulture. You watch peevishly as both depart peevishly through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Different lights do make me strange. Thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Conan fan wrote that?
On top of the fat stench there is an odor of chips coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In contrast, you wonder if Conan is cooking it, or is it a Kender using food to lure you?
In contrast, a Kender could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.