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The color of the walls are a optimizing yellow. Once in this room you notice alcohol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.

Also, you notice the zany stench of a Methuselah. This room is boorishly lit. There is no furniture in this room.

On top of the zany stench there is an odor of taco coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In other words, you wonder if Bono is cooking it, or is it a Methuselah using food to lure you?

The poodle that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Have it your way, that was close that could have been a Methuselah.

You also notice poodle claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten taco.

On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass. What are we?"...and you think to yourself what Bono fan wrote that?

There is a optimizing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but zany darkness and the faint sound of optimizing wind.

Have it your way, a Methuselah just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!

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