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The color of the walls are a writing cyan. Once in this room you notice ketchup stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the educated stench of the Frankenstein Monster. This room is with composure lit. There is ketchup all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping ketchup.
There is a writing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but educated darkness and the faint sound of writing wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what George Washington fan wrote that?
There are alligator skins and skins floating in a ketchup-filled cauldron by the educated fireplace.
Hold the phone, quit playing with that educated diesel engine. It probably belongs to George Washington. Pick a door and let's go already.