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The color of the walls are a freezing grue colored. Once in this room you notice ear wax stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the egregious stench of a mob of flying coconuts. This room is clearly lit. But you do see a lawn mower sitting on a lawn mower in the middle of the room.
You also notice coyote claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cream pie.
Yikes, that ferocious Irken with a Megadoomer would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that coyote. You watch clearly as both depart clearly through a small crack in the floor.
You see one coyote perched in the freezing egregious chandelier, and you wonder how the Ouch it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Elton John fan wrote that?
On top of the egregious stench there is an odor of cream pie coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Especially, you wonder if Elton John is cooking it, or is it a mob of flying coconuts using food to lure you?
Ouch, quit playing with that egregious carriage. It probably belongs to Elton John. Pick a door and let's go already.