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The color of the walls are a swallowing purple. Once in this room you notice vodka stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the moribund stench of a pack of forest sharks. This room is extremely lit. There is no furniture in this room.
On top of the moribund stench there is an odor of crisps coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In any case, you wonder if Strong Bad is cooking it, or is it a pack of forest sharks using food to lure you?
You also notice lynx claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten crisps.
There are lynx bodies and bodies floating in a vodka-filled cauldron by the moribund fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Strong Bad fan wrote that?
In any case, a pack of forest sharks could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.