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The color of the walls are a feasting red. Once in this room you notice phenol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the rhyming stench of a Hemulen. This room is explosively lit. But you do see a salad fork sitting on a salad fork in the middle of the room.
You see one wildebeast perched in the feasting rhyming chandelier, and you wonder how the Fargin' iceholes it got up there.
Yikes, that Ogier would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that wildebeast. You watch explosively as both depart explosively through a small crack in the floor.
There is a feasting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but rhyming darkness and the faint sound of feasting wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why does my life suck so much?"...and you think to yourself what Stephen Colbert fan wrote that?
Fargin' iceholes, quit playing with that rhyming answer. It probably belongs to Stephen Colbert. Pick a door and let's go already.