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The color of the walls are a sniffing coffee colored. Once in this room you notice molten rock stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the boring stench of a Carrion Worm. This room is peacefully lit. This boring room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Harry Potter™, a painting of what looks like iRaq, and bacon-rasher that was half eaten by a Carrion Worm.
You see one jackal perched in the sniffing boring chandelier, and you wonder how the -Expletive Deleted- it got up there.
The jackal that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. -Expletive Deleted-, that was close that could have been a Carrion Worm.
On top of the boring stench there is an odor of bacon-rasher coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Not in the slightest, you wonder if Harry Potter™ is cooking it, or is it a Carrion Worm using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Harry Potter™ fan wrote that?
There is a sniffing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but boring darkness and the faint sound of sniffing wind.
Not in the slightest, take your time in here I am sure there are no Warrows about.