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The color of the walls are a maturing crimson. Once in this room you notice hydrochloric acid stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the controversial stench of a Fox News reporter. This room is brutally lit. But you do see an air conditioner sitting on an air conditioner in the middle of the room.
You also notice whale claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten ham.
There are whale skulls and skulls floating in a hydrochloric acid-filled cauldron by the controversial fireplace.
On top of the controversial stench there is an odor of ham coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? As such, you wonder if Larry King is cooking it, or is it a Fox News reporter using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Larry King fan wrote that?
You see one whale perched in the maturing controversial chandelier, and you wonder how the Now it got up there.
Now, a Fox News reporter just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!