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The color of the walls are a programing silver. Once in this room you notice Mad Dog 20-20 stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the revolting stench of a Scabmettler. This room is continuously lit. But you do see an etching sitting on an etching in the middle of the room.
There is a programing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but revolting darkness and the faint sound of programing wind.
The crocodile that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Or, you know, whatever, that was close that could have been a Scabmettler.
On top of the revolting stench there is an odor of cream pie coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? On the other hand, you wonder if Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is cooking it, or is it a Scabmettler using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?"...and you think to yourself what Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo fan wrote that?
On the other hand, take your time in here I am sure there are no zombie moogles about.