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The color of the walls are a constructing clear. Once in this room you notice scotch stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the dead stench of a Vulg. This room is nervously lit. But you do see a bathtub sitting on a bathtub in the middle of the room.
On top of the dead stench there is an odor of chips coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? For instance, you wonder if Leonardo da Vinci is cooking it, or is it a Vulg using food to lure you?
Yikes, that Ero-bal would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that sea cucumber. You watch nervously as both depart nervously through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "This thing runs but cannot walk, sometimes sings but never talks. Lacks arms, has hands; lacks a head but has a face. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Leonardo da Vinci fan wrote that?
The sea cucumber that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Hey, that was close that could have been a Vulg.
Hey, a Vulg just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!