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The color of the walls are a deceiving jet black. Once in this room you notice slivovitz stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the smug stench of a Luxan. This room is peevishly lit. This smug room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Black Jesus, a painting of what looks like Outer Heaven, and french fry that was half eaten by a Luxan.
On top of the smug stench there is an odor of french fry coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Nine times out of ten, you wonder if Black Jesus is cooking it, or is it a Luxan using food to lure you?
You see one deer perched in the deceiving smug chandelier, and you wonder how the When pigs fly it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Black Jesus fan wrote that?
There are deer tongues and tongues floating in a slivovitz-filled cauldron by the smug fireplace.
Nine times out of ten, take your time in here I am sure there are no very kanab Ambersnails about.