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The color of the walls are a ablating beige. Once in this room you notice Worcestershire sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the ambiguous stench of an Elans. This room is explosively lit. But you do see a pillow sitting on a pillow in the middle of the room.
You also notice ferret claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten apple.
Yikes, that Mesmerdean would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that ferret. You watch explosively as both depart explosively through a small crack in the floor.
You see one ferret perched in the ablating ambiguous chandelier, and you wonder how the Okay it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What goes around the world but stays in a corner?"...and you think to yourself what Oprah Winfrey fan wrote that?
The ferret that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Okay, that was close that could have been an Elans.
Basically, an Elans could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.