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The color of the walls are a deceiving orange. Once in this room you notice alcohol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the luminous stench of a Gold Slime. This room is chaotically lit. This luminous room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Wario, a painting of what looks like East Berlin, and goulash that was half eaten by a Gold Slime.
You see one rhino perched in the deceiving luminous chandelier, and you wonder how the Cakesniffer it got up there.
There are rhino brains and brains floating in a alcohol-filled cauldron by the luminous fireplace.
On top of the luminous stench there is an odor of goulash coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Absolutely not, you wonder if Wario is cooking it, or is it a Gold Slime using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Wario fan wrote that?
The rhino that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Cakesniffer, that was close that could have been a Gold Slime.
Cakesniffer, a Gold Slime just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!