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The color of the walls are a deconstructing maroon. Once in this room you notice vomit stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the medieval stench of an angry mob of soccer moms. This room is lackadaisically lit. There is vomit all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping vomit.
There is a deconstructing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but medieval darkness and the faint sound of deconstructing wind.
There are dog skins and skins floating in a vomit-filled cauldron by the medieval fireplace.
You also notice dog claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten carrot.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?"...and you think to yourself what The Doctor fan wrote that?
The dog that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. For goodness' sake, that was close that could have been an angry mob of soccer moms.
For goodness' sake, quit playing with that medieval rollerblade. It probably belongs to The Doctor. Pick a door and let's go already.