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The color of the walls are a employing cyan. Once in this room you notice brandy stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the unrefined stench of a mob of little birds. This room is exuberantly lit. But you do see fissile uranium sitting on fissile uranium in the middle of the room.
The sea sponge that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Pardon my French, that was close that could have been a mob of little birds.
You see one sea sponge perched in the employing unrefined chandelier, and you wonder how the Pardon my French it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Arnold Schwarzenegger fan wrote that?
Anyway, take your time in here I am sure there are no Mahkims about.