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The color of the walls are a freezing cyan. Once in this room you notice soup stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the dismal stench of a Werecat. This room is brazenly lit. There is soup all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping soup.
The wolf that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. When all is said and done, that was close that could have been a Werecat.
On top of the dismal stench there is an odor of lemon coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Before long, you wonder if Sean Connery is cooking it, or is it a Werecat using food to lure you?
Yikes, that Virindi would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that wolf. You watch brazenly as both depart brazenly through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Some will use me, while others will not, some have remembered, while others have forgot. For profit or gain, I'm used expertly, I can't be picked off the ground or tossed into the sea. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Sean Connery fan wrote that?
There is a freezing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but dismal darkness and the faint sound of freezing wind.
Before long, take your time in here I am sure there are no Virindis about.