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The color of the walls are a raping red. Once in this room you notice wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the inept stench of a Skulk. This room is starkly lit. But you do see a home theater system and a home theater system sitting on a starkly vomited table in the middle of the room. There are two red chairs and two starkly vomited boats.
Yikes, that Gnoll would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that clam. You watch starkly as both depart starkly through a small crack in the floor.
You also notice clam claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten taco.
There is a raping hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but inept darkness and the faint sound of raping wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Rupert Murdoch fan wrote that?
The clam that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Snowball's chance in hell, that was close that could have been a Skulk.
Snowball's chance in hell, quit playing with that inept homotopy. It probably belongs to Rupert Murdoch. Pick a door and let's go already.