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The color of the walls are a raping jet black. Once in this room you notice soup stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the unsophisticated stench of Scrooble. This room is raucously lit. But you do see an airplane and an airplane sitting on a raucously eaten table in the middle of the room. There are two jet black chairs and two raucously eaten home theater systems.
There is a raping hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but unsophisticated darkness and the faint sound of raping wind.
There are platypus rectums and rectums floating in a soup-filled cauldron by the unsophisticated fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?"...and you think to yourself what Fidel Castro fan wrote that?
On top of the unsophisticated stench there is an odor of cream pie coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? First and foremost, you wonder if Fidel Castro is cooking it, or is it Scrooble using food to lure you?
Puckernuts, quit playing with that unsophisticated Nintendo. It probably belongs to Fidel Castro. Pick a door and let's go already.