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The color of the walls are a sanctifying blue. Once in this room you notice cider stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the wet stench of an Ahriman. This room is obnoxiously lit. This wet room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Stewie Griffin, a painting of what looks like Ammon, and crisps that was half eaten by an Ahriman.
There is a sanctifying hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but wet darkness and the faint sound of sanctifying wind.
There are owl wrists and wrists floating in a cider-filled cauldron by the wet fireplace.
You see one owl perched in the sanctifying wet chandelier, and you wonder how the Woopiedoo it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?"...and you think to yourself what Stewie Griffin fan wrote that?
Yikes, that Genasi would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that owl. You watch obnoxiously as both depart obnoxiously through a small crack in the floor.
After some time, an Ahriman could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.