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The color of the walls are a constructing burgundy. Once in this room you notice Bailey's stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the forbidden stench of a Damork. This room is coldly lit. This forbidden room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Michael Moore, a painting of what looks like Hiroshima, and chocolate cake that was half eaten by a Damork.
On top of the forbidden stench there is an odor of chocolate cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? On the contrary, you wonder if Michael Moore is cooking it, or is it a Damork using food to lure you?
Yikes, that Bakali would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that dog. You watch coldly as both depart coldly through a small crack in the floor.
There are dog hands and hands floating in a Bailey's-filled cauldron by the forbidden fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Some will use me, while others will not, some have remembered, while others have forgot. For profit or gain, I'm used expertly, I can't be picked off the ground or tossed into the sea. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Michael Moore fan wrote that?
The dog that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Certainly, that was close that could have been a Damork.
Certainly, quit playing with that forbidden cable. It probably belongs to Michael Moore. Pick a door and let's go already.