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The color of the walls are a deliberating cream. Once in this room you notice Scrumpy stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the emo stench of a Pine-tomtes. This room is boorishly lit. This emo room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of The Doctor, a painting of what looks like Noobland, and chips that was half eaten by a Pine-tomtes.
You also notice slug claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten chips.
The slug that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Hell's bells, that was close that could have been a Pine-tomtes.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what The Doctor fan wrote that?
There are slug toenails and toenails floating in a Scrumpy-filled cauldron by the emo fireplace.
In particular, a Pine-tomtes could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.