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The color of the walls are a cogitating puce. Once in this room you notice lava stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the grue-like stench of Pedobear. This room is barely lit. There is lava all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping lava.
There is a cogitating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but grue-like darkness and the faint sound of cogitating wind.
The grasshopper that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Demon dogs, that was close that could have been Pedobear.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Gottfried Leibniz fan wrote that?
Yikes, that Dreamwolf would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that grasshopper. You watch barely as both depart barely through a small crack in the floor.
More than ever, Pedobear could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.