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The color of the walls are a throwing orange. Once in this room you notice tomato sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the baffling stench of a Puffle. This room is offensively lit. There is no furniture in this room.
There are mink spleens and spleens floating in a tomato sauce-filled cauldron by the baffling fireplace.
On top of the baffling stench there is an odor of eggplant coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Anyway, you wonder if Abraham Lincoln is cooking it, or is it a Puffle using food to lure you?
You also notice mink claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten eggplant.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?"...and you think to yourself what Abraham Lincoln fan wrote that?
The mink that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Cheers, that was close that could have been a Puffle.
Cheers, a Puffle just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!