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The color of the walls are a cogitating banana. Once in this room you notice whisky stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the rapturous stench of a Force of Nature. This room is rhythmically lit. This rapturous room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Hugh Hefner, a painting of what looks like the John, and lemon that was half eaten by a Force of Nature.
You also notice squirrel claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten lemon.
On top of the rapturous stench there is an odor of lemon coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? To cut a long story short, you wonder if Hugh Hefner is cooking it, or is it a Force of Nature using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What demands an answer, but asks no question?"...and you think to yourself what Hugh Hefner fan wrote that?
There are squirrel underarm hairs and underarm hairs floating in a whisky-filled cauldron by the rapturous fireplace.
To cut a long story short, a Force of Nature could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.