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edit R. Kelly

Mattlobster has just cast a sixth vote against this article on VFD, surely because it's been in VFD for too long. I remind you that my vote against is for sale; just get started repairing this article! you can do it and I can't. Spıke ¬  19:01 4-Jan-10

Thanks for the vote of confidence on my editing skills. However, I think the vote against it has sailed in it's current form. Maybe it's better to move it to my userspace (User:Happytimes/VFD/) until I can get a chance to work on it? I'd hate to put time into it just to see it disappear. (Besides I would have to do additional research on the topic to bring what it needs I suppose.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 03:23 (UTC)
Many of us would have to do additional research. Maybe the real difference is that I don't care about yet another rapper, and you seem to. I am not an Admin, and neither will make the final decision on the vote nor can move the page to your userspace. If you are really enthused, cut the source and paste it into a new page in your userspace, because once in the last month the Admins didn't notice such a request in the VFD vote. Spıke ¬  03:37 5-Jan-10
Copy! I've already got the source code.
It's not so much that I care about R. Kelly ('cause I, like many Americans, don't) but I think it would be a good vehicle to tie into the Pee Review. (Yeah, I didn't have one moved last go 'round too. Oh well.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 03:46 (UTC)
Here it is. Do what you will to it! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:15, Jan 7
Thanks!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Jan 2010 ~ 07:38 (UTC)

edit Best used in the Bedroom

Congratulations
You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
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What's with the redlink header temple at the top of this page? What is that? XD  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:25, 8 January 2010

That, my dear, is a place holder to indicate how lazy I am. (I planed to archive my talk page & add a talk header to each page for the future; I just haven't gotten around to it yet.)
P.S. Congrats on the featured article! I added to the submissions for Do You Know: "...that Butter is considered by many Southern cooking enthusiasts to be the best thing since sliced bread, Texas toast, and dancing midgets?"  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Jan 2010 ~ 07:37 (UTC)

edit U.F.B.I.

U.F.B.I. This user is a Uncyclopedia Federal Officer of the U.F.B.I., and has files of your entire history.

I got a new template to put on you user page--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 17:15, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

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Soonish  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Jan 2010 ~ 02:08 (UTC) 02:08, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit notm nom

You saw my conversation with DannyVirus or whatever his name is, good, I'm glad someone read it. One of the funniest things I've seen on uncy, and I lived it! He did change his response on his talk page, the first one was very good. Did you read his comments on the Ban User page when he thought it was about him? Fnord. Aleister in Chains December 7, 1941

Yes I did! Hilarious!!! The comments were funny too... poor munchkin.
You only get to be nominated for NOTM once & most noobs are too much of a noob to know they have a shot until it's too late. I think he's got potential and I expect great things. We just have to teach him how to organize his talk page a bit better.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Jan 2010 ~ 01:17 (UTC)
Ah, I read his unbook-in-progress and watched it's growth during the past couple of hours, and it totally held my attention. I've been waiting for someone to bote for for notm, and probably will actually vote for him for potential and stick-around-ness. Did you vote for him, there's one vote on the board. Thanks, Aleister in Chains Time is overrated, MMX
Yeppers! I nominated and voted for him (her?) all in one edit. You're quite right ole' chap, the story has indeed captured my attention. (BTW thanks for adding the {{VoteNOTM}} template to Dannehvirus' page.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Jan 2010 ~ 02:08 (UTC)

edit Grue Rape

Its pitch black, you are likely to be raped by a grue--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:58, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

I quickly ignite the black pitch-like substance (as I recognize Grue droppings when I see them) to ward away Grues while I get out my floodlight equipment! They're especially nasty when it's their time of the month. (Good thing it's not dark or I'd be dead by now.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Jan 2010 ~ 02:08 (UTC)

edit RE: Welcome back? stranger

/coughs twice to denote importance Stranger? Me? Bah! I'm only the, uh, like five-thousandth most popular person on this entire website! Now, that's not saying much, but imagine if I was the five-thousandth most popular person in the WORLD! Then EVERYONE (except those people in africa who speak unintelligible mumbo-jumbo shit) would know who I am, inducing YOU! In other words, I have no idea how you don't know who I am. I mean, I won NotM for July (or something) of 2009! And RotM that same month! --Staircase CUNt 03:57, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, I wrote "stranger" since we've never met and the "?" since it appears you've never left?
Anytrail, nice to meet you and such. Check back later to join the cult.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Jan 2010 ~ 02:08 (UTC)
Cult? Wha? I'm already in a cult. I managed to join one whilst searching for my car keys one morning. But, as they say, the more the merrier, eh? Staircase CUNt 02:40, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Help Please

I am in need of some ideas for my article HowTo:Date A Emo Girl. It has been in my user space for some time, and I really want to get it done. If you have any good ideas, click here, make a new section, and put down what would make this article good. Thanks!--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:10, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

Wrist cut lines run across the street and not down the river. Warehouse fire. Poetry book with all the pages cut out.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Jan 2010 ~ 06:39 (UTC) 06:39, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit I LIKE PIE!!!

What's up man! Do you like that PBJ Bananna guy?--I LIKE PIE!!! 12:46, January 19, 2010 (UTC)


I made that, because I love Happytimes. Doesn't that just weird you right out, man?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:05, 19 January 2010


Yes, it does.--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:03, January 19, 2010 (UTC)


I do love the PBJ happy times private dancer!!! AND SHE LIKES PIE TOO!!! It's like some sort of weird circular-saw-of-coincidence or something.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Jan 2010 ~ 02:08 (UTC)


You know that "Peanut Butter Jelly" song?--I LIKE PIE!!! 02:44, January 20, 2010 (UTC)


Hello?--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:25, January 20, 2010 (UTC)


Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  21 Jan 2010 ~ 06:27 (UTC)


That's it! Here it is!--I LIKE PIE!!! 12:56, January 22, 2010 (UTC)


Um... friend?--I LIKE PIE!!! 14:27, January 23, 2010 (UTC)


Yo, Zana Dark's new name is Zany Park.--I LIKE PIE!!! 17:48, January 24, 2010 (UTC)


I'm not sure I believe that. Last I hear she was considering: Clarabelle.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jan 2010 ~ 19:03 (UTC)


Clarabelle? That Zany Park peep!--I LIKE PIE!!! 19:48, January 24, 2010 (UTC)


Or maybe it was, ahem, Smite lightning THE GLORIOUS ZANA DARK!!! GODDESS OF INTRIGUE, SLAYER OF DEMONS, MATRICULATE OF PALINDROMES, DESTROYER OF UNKEMPT WORLDS, MASTER OF THE PAN FLUTE, COMPETENT AT BINGO, MELODIOUS MATRON OF UNNEWS, MISTRESS OF MALARKEY, TEMPTRESS OF TEMPLATES, WICKED WELCOMER, and NUNNERY OF THE NAUGHTY PUN!!!!! Smite lightning A.K.A Clarabelle. ... I'm not sure.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jan 2010 ~ 20:07 (UTC)


^The mother-son relationship here sure is nice, eh? HELPME


It sure is? *grin*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jan 2010 ~ 20:22 (UTC)


Well, on Zana Dark's Talk Page I put the vote tallies on underneath.--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:01, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Arizona

Thanks for the intelligent edits to Arizona! L!$@ Lisalisa(Meow!)(Contribs) 17:29, 22 January 2010

You are welcome!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  23 Jan 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)

edit Found it.

Your secret page, that is. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:28, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

But did you really? You may want to check it again.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Jan 2010 ~ 02:30 (UTC)
Damn. I was hoping you'd fill it with pictures of lesbians or something... —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:31, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
I know. Disappointing really.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Jan 2010 ~ 02:32 (UTC)
Do I at least get a template? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:33, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
Ah, ha ha ha! Check the page agains.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Jan 2010 ~ 02:34 (UTC)
You mean the red balloon of awesomeness thing? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 02:36, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
No. It will be a more awesome awesomeness template! (I'm working on a tiered system right now so it may take a bit. Just have to get in the third shipment of awesome and it'll be good to go.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Jan 2010 ~ 02:39 (UTC)

edit Q1

I noticed you are using my beloved {{Q1}} on your user page, but Spang has done so much work to {{Q}} and its knock-offs that I might eventually call for the toasting of {{Q1}}. Recommend you see if you can make peace with {{Q}}. Spıke ¬  03:27 27-Jan-10

*Grin* I just posted on the forum about {{Q}}. Don't sweat it if {{Q1}} goes away, I'll just change my page. Either way I'm flexible; stupid court enforced ballet classes!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 03:36 (UTC)

Saw that; don't see what the problem is, as Spang (by defining a SPAN class name) has enabled me to make it appear exactly as I want to here, and when I turn off my local rules, it looks just about the way it did before. Whereas your signature keeps making me think there are ants on my screen, God damn it!!! Spıke ¬  03:43 27-Jan-10 PS--Sorry, the fact that the preceding sentence was playful might not come through clearly (despite the italic exclamation points.) Spıke ¬  03:51 27-Jan-10 // No problem, understood from the beginning *grin* Happytimes

It looks way different to me, but maybe it's just my browser (it does keep nagging me to upgrade to this century though.) I haven't bothered to set up local rules. Mostly because I prefer my text to be free-range and because, as the founder of a future cult, I don't think I could also pull off being a dictator.
Also, there are ants on your page! They're just very very tiny: My banana guy has ants in his pants that make him dance.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 04:00 (UTC)

So that's it, you're using an obsolete browser and want the site to change to accommodate you! (My own user page notes my comparable tendency to spend time in MS-DOS, such as for my dial-up e-mail account, which makes me yell at people when they spam me with movies.) So that's a banana? thought it was a condom. It's clearer at full size, such as at Costa Rica. Spıke ¬  04:19 27-Jan-10

Well, not just the site per se, I want everything to accommodate me. It pisses me off every time I am denied the power of flight, fail to date superb models or run 1st world countries. But, meh. Anyway I can't be the only moron who uses older browsers now can I.
~ I think it's a banana wearing a condom, but I've never pulled down his pants to look. Also, it's not just Costa Rica wherein my banana looks clearer at full size. (And it's reflection in funhouse mirrors will just blow your mind!)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 04:41 (UTC)

I take it back! all that is more demented than using MS-DOS! (your favorite emoticon here) Spıke ¬  04:44 27-Jan-10

Ha ha ha! *grin*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 04:47 (UTC)

edit Browsers and Laetrile

It turns out that your "obsolete" browser, Mozilla 3.0.17, is newer than mine. When I wiped this disk, 3.0.8 was the newest big thing, and I put it on all my XP machines for consistency and have seen no persuasive reason to grab the latest rev. (A Fun Fact at the bottom of my user page advises that I am a Late Adopter.) At any rate, the code snippet I pasted into the Forum should work for you and enable you to experiment with the appearance of quotes. (Just substitute for Spik2009, because you don't have that font.)

Now why does DOS tell you that Ctrl-Alt-Del might work for you? It is a Laetrile suggestion. Laetrile doesn't work either, but when your doctor's only advice is, "Take it easy and work on your will," Grandpa takes a ride to Juarez. Indeed DOS is telling you that staying where you are means the screen won't ever change, but Ctrl-Alt-Del might at least get you to the PC's Setup Menu. And in the rare case where the HDD failure was intermittent or heat-related, you might actually win by trying again something that failed, though Einstein called that a definition of insanity. (Sorry to respond to your joke with a rebuttal!) Spıke ¬  17:13 27-Jan-10

(Well, now I know everything I ever wanted to know about Laetrile since I had to look it up. There's a few brain cells I'll never get back.)
In practice I often comment, to the machine in question, that if the operating system indeed can't be found then there is really no reason not to drag it out into the desert and see how many pieces larger than a quarter are left after shooting it repeatedly with a small caliber handgun. (9 times out of 10 it boots right up.)
(It's ok you responded to my joke with a rebuttal, go ahead and re-butt whenever you like.) Cheers.
Anyway, I also don't see a need to upgrade. I'm rather fond of the junk it inadvertently blocks by not being up to the latest wizz-bang fandangles the kids are all about these days. (GET OFF MY LAWN YOU F@K!N@! KIDS!!!) I'll have to give that code a go when I get a chance... I wonder if there is an all-skull & heart-shaped-candy-kisses font???  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 Jan 2010 ~ 05:45 (UTC)

That would be Wingdings, as noted in the Forum. Being a Late Adopter also means some virus writers don't bother with you. But I think the ultimate goal of the Web is to let publishers ensure that you don't get anything of value to you until you sit through a TV commercial. Spıke ¬  08:26 28-Jan-10

edit Dogged efforts

From here

I'd rather keep the meta humour out of it - especially when there is such a perfect opportunity to use a pun that relates back to concept. Of course, if the words happy times are here ended up in there somewhere I won't argue. Pup
Too true. True that. But if the truth be known,Ahhhgh! Make it stop maybe I can work them both in somehow... or not. Anyway I did work some on it tonight but I doubt it will be done this week; I think I opened up some new ideas. How long CAN an article be anyway?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 03:49 (UTC)
As long as the humour in it keeps it alive. Monitor and Street Fighter are two examples of my longer articles. But I have a tendency to trim things down usually rather than expand them - these two are exceptions as they use repetition and escalation to make the overall joke. UnDebate: Is it ever right to restrict freedom of speech? was in danger of being too long in it's first draft, and I had to trim it down substantially in order to get it to zing just right. Pup
So, to paraphrase you, as longha, pun! as it is zing, and not zong, it's good. Gotcha!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 07:17 (UTC)

edit Thank you

For your kind welcome! I look forward to more crazy editing 'round this place. --Rhaenys 14:21, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

You are most assuredly welcome.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  29 Jan 2010 ~ 06:46 (UTC)

edit tanks you

Thanks for your vote for Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation on my behalf. I really appreciate that some users give me a glance, sometimes. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:31, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit ATTENTION COLONIZER

Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:42, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit Done did

I got yer stub right here. While I've already done a stub, this one is original and not based on an Uncyclopedia meme. Well, sort of. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:14, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

I don't think a legal disclaimer, summons, order, or declaration would be considered to be a stub. And I don't think this would qualify anyway because it's got too much information and is, dare I say, too well written to be a stub anyway. To review: Your notice is a notice and not a stub. However, I will accept your old one is, but only as a non-qualifying stub based on the age of said article stub.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02 Feb 2010 ~ 05:19 (UTC)
My, aren't you picky. It's the size of a Wikipedia stub. Is this more to your tastes? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:53, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
Hilarious! (Especially the note to blame me.) but I'm not sure if this qualifies as a stub either (mostly because I want to see what you come up with next).  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 01:38 (UTC)
I'm sorry, but that's all the manly stubble you'll be getting from me for now. That last one was a little uninspired. Bob Dylan is notorious for giving bad interviews, and Rolling Stone is notorious for idolizing him, so I thought I'd turn the tables and have the interviewer be the uncooperative one. So it's more ?pedia amusing than genuinely funny. It's like the postmodernist clown who drops a banana peel on the ground and then steps over it, defying your expectations that he will slip and fall in some hilarious way. And that's the joke. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:56, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
You know it was funny until you explained it. I'ma gonna go take a nap now.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  04 Feb 2010 ~ 01:30 (UTC)

edit How come no one ever starts a new topic on their own page?

Crap, now I feel all vanity like.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02 Feb 2010 ~ 05:21 (UTC)

I did - it's a form of narccissismism though. (I hate not having a spell checker on my work PC!) Pup
http://www.spellchecker.net/spellcheck/ WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:01, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
Well I'm not sure it works right. I put in "OMGWTFBBQ" and it suggested "MEGAWATT."  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 01:41 (UTC)
I just typed in "OMGWTFBBQ" and it suggested "STOP LISTENING TO HAPPYTIMES". WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:00, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
Oh. So maybe it is working then, never mind.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Feb 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)
When you say, "form of," can it be shaped like somebody took a bite out of it?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 01:45 (UTC)

edit I did a baaad thing

Ordinarily, removing someone's comment from a discussion page is an absolute no no. However, I just did it because this was a very rare exception. You wisely posted a link from Uncyclopedia talk:Imperial Colonization to User talk:Why do I need to provide this?/Imperial Colonization so people wouldn't miss parts of the discussions. But I realized having two discussion pages for the same thing was confusing, so I cut and pasted the discussion from my talk page to the IC talk page. This meant that your very short notice giving a link was no longer needed, so I cut it. I just wanted to let you know, and thanks for your help! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:50, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

I almost suggested doing just that very thing (after thinking to myself that, no, I shouldn't just move everything and enjoy my ban time off). Instead I just posted the link thinking that everyting would work out and it did. (I'm ok with it, really.) *grin*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 01:44 (UTC)
I just commented on a comment over six months old because the vote box threw me off. How about we archive some of the content... like this: User:Happytimes/Super Secret/Imperial Colonization Talk & User:Happytimes/Super Secret/Imperial Colonization Talk Archive  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 02:03 (UTC)
I had thought about archiving everything posted before I violently seized control was appointed by Her Majesty. But I didn't. Maybe I'll archive it after the current colonization is over, or maybe I'll do it now with the earlier stuff. Will think about it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:48, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
I just done did it. Thanks for the suggestion! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:58, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
You are welcome! It's much easier to read now.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Feb 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)

edit All U.F.B.I. Officers

The U.F.B.I. is now officialy starting operations as of right now. We have more operations as well, which includes helping users on pee review by showing them to the upcoming Pee Review 101, which will been this week. Toasty Bacon has not made any contrbuations since January the 6 2010, so he can be considered unattendtive, so we have only two members, but I will be recruiting more members to help us out. Operarations are still coming and we're still growing, but our great department will make a difference in Uncyclopedia. Also make sure you put the U.F.B.I. template on your userpage That is all, you are dissmissed!--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 07:22, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

I'm probably too busy with reviving IC right now to participate (and honestly I had no idea what U.F.B.I. was until I saw the link on your sig), but am interesting in what's happening around here, so will check it out. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 08:13, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
So Why, was this supposed to be on your talk page? I'm just curious really. Ho hum. *whistle* doo-be-doobie-do...  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Feb 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)
Everything seems to end up on my talk page eventually. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:21, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
Ok, we started. What next?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Feb 2010 ~ 01:37 (UTC)

edit IC CREATIONISM HAS BEGUN

Attention Colonizer! Our next colonization is announced: CREATIONISM. As you're one of the few brave souls who voted to rewrite the history of life, the universe and everything, meaning you volunteered to help do it, you're receiving this special, holy advance notice. We are now planning the creation of the universe, or at the very least our version of someone's else's version of how it was created. Get your mind stimulated, get those creative juices flowing, and begin the foreplay for our Big Bang: Creationism! (Or if you don't care about overly-dramatic double entendre, just go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project and post your ideas.) Over and out. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:56, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit In case you didn't see it

Your friendship with I LIKE PIE!!!. It's over. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 03:54, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

I know. And now my days are filled with sorrow and weepiness.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Feb 2010 ~ 04:02 (UTC)

edit UN:HTBFANJS

Thank you for boiling down that list! Spıke ¬  05:02 8-Feb-10

No problem. (It still could use some work and an update though. It seems that whole section could visually flow better too.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Feb 2010 ~ 05:07 (UTC)
Unnumbered heads

I just did so; last week it was a single, very long list. I had unnumbered heads for the four subsections, but then I saw that the rest of the document uses boldfacing instead. Spıke ¬  05:14 8-Feb-10 PS--I also had a request in to Mordillo to find someone to do exactly what you just did. Spıke ¬  05:16 8-Feb-10

That is crazy! I love it when I randomly find stuff before people/things ask me to do stuff. (I had noticed you were working on it & decided to help, crazy huh?)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 01:09 (UTC)
OK, you got that one. Now I'm psychicly thinking of asking you to help out on. . . Aleister in Chains 1:20 10 Feb. MMX
I'm already helping out with the stuff mentioned above... where's my flying Delorean???  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 01:46 (UTC)
Now I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 500. The number I'm thinking of is. . . Al 2:19 10 Feb. MMX
Um, XLII? (I suck at numbers).  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 02:54 (UTC)

Everything's cool. You monitored the changes on UN:HTBFANJS and saw you could take it further. That's how good stuff happens. Spıke ¬  04:12 10-Feb-10

Hooray for good stuff!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 04:16 (UTC)

edit Boy George Scouts

Boy George Scouts? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:37, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

(I KNEW if I left my user page alone long enough someone would read it!)
Yes. I think BGS would be hilarious, unfortunately I can't think of a single thing to write on the subject.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 01:40 (UTC)
"Culture Club in the Community" merit badge. That should be a good starting point. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 14:58, Feb 11 2010

edit I just realized something...

...you're my brother. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 01:29, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

Nuh-uh! He's my brother! Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:45, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
I've dreaded the day this question would come... Happytimes The preceding unsigned comment was added by Happytimes (talk • contribs)
Uh oh, did my lil' bro fo'get to sign his widdle comment womment? Awwww... —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 02:01, 10 February 2010 (UTC) ~ Stupid edit conflict(s) (erased my comments).Happytimes
Heh. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 02:08, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
So, it's kinda like this...
I'm more like the blind date your mother went out with & realized there was no chemistry before the appetizers arrived at the table, but found a special kinda bond with, and we've been steadfast friends ever since...
...Er, no wait, that's not quite right...
I'm the step-sibling of...
...that's not right either, I don't see myself as a step-anything...
Cousin.
...no, that's not right; right about now...
Funk Soul Brother!
...check it out now;... no, no, that's not it...
Not uncle, not dad, not kid, not sister, not associate...
...not any of those.
So here it is. I'm like the family friend that's so close to your age group that we spent all our summers together. We shared family vacations in which we learned how to make snow forts, burp the alphabet, and avoid puking on the rollercoaster. I'm like a sibling/cousin to you. We had good times & bad, snuck into movies together, and blew up stuff with fireworks. (You know, all the light-hearted things kids did then that are considered felonies now.) College split us up during the semesters, but I still saw you on every major holiday and every minor semester break. We drifted apart for awhile when you dated that one girl, (bitch!) but once you dumped her it was like old times. Now I see you primarily on the weekends; BBQ at my house this Saturday! You still owe me two dollars.
(I think that about covers it.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 02:46 (UTC)
Yep, just like the olden days...let's go back to those happy times, man! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:14, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
Ya, look at the new improved, me!--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 03:29, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

edit ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM

The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  05:11, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

I wanted to let you know I like the tone of what you wrote so far for Creationism. I believe you have a good sense of the writing style agreed to by general consensus. I did, however, redo much of it to fit with the guidelines for the direction of the article. Some of what you wrote was actually the opposite of the consensus. Please read that carefully first (I've read it several times myself just to keep myself on the colonizing track), then continue to write well, be happy and healthy for the glory of Her Majesty, and all that God Save the Queen stuff. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:41, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
I have to read now?!? ... dang.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Feb 2010 ~ 23:55 (UTC)
Yep. Also that box thing you did at the top of Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project? Cool. Thanks. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:33, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
You are welcome! (I thought it would lift & separate (and make it pop!))
Did you see this yet? A gallery would be a good addition to any colonization; maybe? (I'm having some trouble with the generation of ideas... I may just edit later.) I think I may be having more fun by just adding to the program right now.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 03:55 (UTC)
That's great! I just added it to GUIDELINE FOR CREATING CREATIONISM. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:06, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
Cool beans!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 04:07 (UTC)
(P.S. I did read the guidelines BTW, it was just my reading comprehensions that was fail. *grin*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 04:02 (UTC))
If there's anything that you think could be clarified, let me know. It may be one of those "well I know what I meant why doesn't everybody else" things. I am definitely open to suggestions! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:08, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
OK, roger that. I'll let you know if I notice anything. (Probably gonna give it a rest for tonight though.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 04:13 (UTC)

edit Monkeys

Poop throwing monkeys is under a poop attack again, this time on VFD. I added a vote and a comment explaining why it's a good article. "Swing" by and take a look. Aleister in Chains 13:01 12 Feb. MMX

edit Error

User:PuppyOnTheRadio/MKB Pup 09:10, 15/02/2010

edit Review

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Carebears (again)

And it is at this point that I go back and wonder if it is worth trying to keep this going to a point where it will become featurable. It is a good filler and means that we have removed a potential vandal target, but beyond that... I'm removing it off my watchlist for now, and leaving it up to you to do with as you see fit. Pup 05:33, 20/02/2010

I thought the review was good and mirrored some of what I've been thinking on this. (I guess there's something to be said about leaving your rough draft in mainspace though.) This is just one of the many projects I'm working on... I will let you know when I'm done with it & get your opinion at that time... time for a 3rd Pee review I guess.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  21 Feb 2010 ~ 03:03 (UTC)

edit Q1

C'mon! Give me a vote on VFD to shovel a spade of dirt on {{Q1}}! It's getting lonely! Spıke ¬  01:50 22-Feb-10

It's like User:I LIKE PIE!!! all over again, *snif*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  22 Feb 2010 ~ 22:53 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote! Unfortunately, due to me, your talk page now has two sections named Q1, which means any attempt to guide anyone to either of them guides them to the first. I'd change one, but didn't know which conversation you wanted your vote to key to. Spıke ¬  23:14 22-Feb-10

Nah, the confusion is good.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  23 Feb 2010 ~ 04:06 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost

Need something to put into Unsignpost now that UU is otherwise occupied. Have you got any news?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 03:05, 23/02/2010

Wow! The responsibility boggles the mind... so much so that it went blank. I'll come up with something I'm sure; check back in a few.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  23 Feb 2010 ~ 04:06 (UTC)
Ok, along with a complete (re)organization of my user space (I know, I know, I've been saying that for months!) I've been planning on spamming the signed up users of the Proofreading Service to be more active after this colonizationCreationism is over. Which might be timely, because the latest unpsycher to sign up is heading for a ban if they don't change their 'too' helpful ways. (Oh and as of 93 edits they already have more user boxes than I, and are well on their way to collecting as much as Socky... I really need to get on the ball and do that myself, starting a cult is hard.
Oh, and, {{Q1}} is dead. // And Zana Dark Rock Banned herself. // Kingkitty avoids racial slurs (thus far), and wins a bronze metal in Canada, but CheddarBBQ mentions penis, (and why can't I watch hockey instead of the f'ing ice dancing?) // A rebel? writes something funny. // All of the UN-games are marked for death. // etc.
I think that's about it for my brainstorming for now...? Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  23 Feb 2010 ~ 04:55 (UTC)

edit Browsers, video, what?

What browsers don't show youtube embeds?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 04:30, 25/02/2010

Mine.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 04:53 (UTC)
More specifically, Firefox 3.0.18 ... when it doesn't have all the doodads loaded. Happytimes
Makes more sense... Firefox doesn't have flash enabled initially and you have to manually add it yourself, and youtube is flash.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 05:35, 25/02/2010
Yeah, I don't like to be Flashed unless I'm asking for it.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 05:45 (UTC)
Likewise. In Firefox, under Tools/Add-ons, you can enable and disable flash at will, and the annoyances obediently go away. Spıke ¬  10:25 25-Feb-10
Not true; I can still reach CNN & Fox News.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 10:27 (UTC)
I don't mean the annoyances in Washington! just the car commercials. Spıke ¬  10:29 25-Feb-10
Copy that.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Feb 2010 ~ 10:30 (UTC)

edit IC BATMAN HAS BEGUN

Zowie Colonizer! Our next colonization is announced: BATMAN. As you're one of the few brave enough to take on Batman himself, meaning you volunteered to help do it, you're receiving this special dark knight notice. We are now planning to put together what may well become the greatest superhero of all time! Or maybe a kid who hands players bats. Or maybe.... Get your mind stimulated, flap those fleshy, featherless wings and fly out of the batcave and get to colonizing! (Or if you don't care about this overly-dramatic four-color dialog, just go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project and post your ideas.) Over and out. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:11, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit Imperial Colonization: Creationism and Batman

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on my talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == Your comments == below my signature and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

edit The seventh day of Creationism

If you haven't heard the rumour, it's true. The new and improved and absolutely perfect version of Creationism has been created. And because it was so perfect, we got it Pee Reviewed so it could be even more perfect. Post-review edits are being done, and will be completed very soon so our colonized version can replace the current Creationism.

I gave credit on The Big Board to every colonizer who worked on the article (if I somehow missed you, put a note on my talk page). I really appreciate everyone's help; I think we have a great article. If this gets featured, however, I feel that only those who made the more substantial contributions should get co-feature credit. Otherwise, someone could add two words and get 1/2 credit for writing a feature article, which doesn't seem fair. (But note that half a dozen people or more could each get 1/2 credit; that's one of the advantages of being a colonizer as aren't limited by the laws of mathematics). Any opinions on this or anything in this notice are welcome on the IC talk page. Buccaneers traditionally work by group consensus, and I'm all for sharing the blame tradition.

edit I'm Batman

Our current colonization is Batman. Writing on it begins now. By consensus built over the past few days, this will feature a psychiatrist talking with Bruce Wayne, a delusional Arkham Asylum mental patient who thinks he is some hero named Batman--or is he delusional? See I'M BATMAN for the guidelines for this article.

Any colonizer is welcome to edit the article! Any non-colonizer who wants to apply is welcome to do so on the Imperial Colonization page. We promise we won't throw you to the sharks. Well, probably not.

edit The future

We are taking nominations and votes for our next project. As per previous IC discussions, old nominations which aren't in the lead and which haven't received any recent votes will be removed. Check out the current nominations before they fade into history--but an article removed from the list can certainly be renominated. Nominate and vote on the IC page.

Go forth and colonize! Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:38, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit Please be careful and don't edit my templates

I imagine it was unintentional, but when you posted comments on User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins you were changing a template. This means that your comments appeared on every IC colonizer's talk page, which rather screwed up the message. The reason I did this as a template was so that if I found I'd made an error after I'd posted it, I didn't have to go back and change it on 40 or so users' talk pages, I could just change the template. So I reverted your edits back. I appreciate all the help you've given to IC, and I doubt the effect your edits caused was intentional, but please don't do it again. If you want to make comments on the template, please post them at User talk:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins. Thanks. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:37, March 5, 2010 (UTC)

Also I just discovered that the template problem was actually probably caused by some stupid idiot who didn't set it up right. So we'll blame him for this. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:23, March 5, 2010 (UTC)

Ok. *grin*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Mar 2010 ~ 00:19 (UTC)

edit Your work on IC Creationism...

is greatly appreciated. However, I need to point out a few things.

  1. This is a minor point, but "body hair & tails" I don't thinks works as well as "body hair and tails"--the idea is this is a "serious" article, and "and" is more serious than "&".
  2. This is a more major point: the quotes are all intended to be accurate and from the King James Version of the Bible. Twice now I've removed the "of the ground" part as it's not in Genesis 1:26. If we were now in 1610 and finishing up the Authorized Version (commonly called the King James Version which came out in 1611), or better yet were the ones who wrote the version they were translating, I might agree with your edit. But we aren't and therefore I don't.
  3. This is a major point: I'm not saying I'm more qualified to do colonizations than anyone else--there's several people who've done many more than me, and have much more experience. But as long as I'm the Big Cheese of IC, I don't want anyone changing the official number of the colonized version but yours truly. Also click on the link that you put as the current version of the article and see where it goes. The next edit of an article seldom is one number higher than the previous edit.
Thanks for listening. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:17, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

Ouch! Ok, here is my response.

  1. There are two and's in a row; "...somehow lost their body hair and tails and put on clothes...."; and I often replace one of them with an "&" to pair them up because I think it flows better. Here I put "body hair & tails" together to separate it from "and put on clothes" for clarity. (Sometimes I re-write it and separate it by commas or rearrange it altogether.) This is a stylistic choice that some people love and others dislike. For me my brain halts for a bit to resolve the grouping/pairing of the double anded words. (This, also happens, to me, when there are, excessive commas, in a sentence.)
    Also, I don't see how using an ampersand makes anything seem less professional when used in moderation.
  2. I see your point, it's so important that we keep things entirely factual and not one bit made up. Sarcasm is straight out too! We are the arbiters of knowledge after all!!! --- Seriously, I suspected it might have been a direct quote but I don't think anyone cares... unless someone did an internet search for that direct quote maybe? driving people to Unpsych would be a good reason for that I suppose; Hmmmm.... Anyway, I though at that point of the story we were trying to underline the 'authors' decline in to rambling proof, and I thought that adding the parallel cattle/ground to the birds/air, fishes/sea would be funny. (I still do.) -- Don't worry though, when I go back in my time machine next week to 1610 I'll fix it and we will never have this argument.
  3. As the Big Cheese of IC you think you're so right don't you? Well, when you're right, you're right. My bad. I really didn't know I was fucking things up so bad & actually thought I was being helpful. Sorry. (I'm still a complete noob when it comes to things I haven't bothered to figure out yet.)

Cheers!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Mar 2010 ~ 02:59 (UTC)
P.S. I really like the edits you've done since I banged on the article after the Pee Review. You and Puppy fixed all the crap I couldn't figure out (and refined some of the stuff I thought I had.) Stick a fork in it, it's done!

Yeah, we worked together and stuff which was cool. I think it's a great article, and I'm very pleased with it.
But while I'm here, one other thing. Whatever happened (or whoever did it--for all I know I screwed something up when I was trying to fix it, so I'm not blaming you or anyone) in connecting Uncyclopedia talk:Imperial Colonization/Creationism‎ to Talk:Creationism created a template loop--that's a bad thing. I don't even move talk pages onto existing talk pages; it takes powers reserved to admins to do without screwing up. Fortunately, I think I patched it together enough that it will keep us all out of trouble. But in the future, you or any colonizer is welcome to edit IC articles, post comments on IC talk pages, etc. But for anything else, everyone should ask me first so I can continue in the delusion I'm important here or something. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:32, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
I must totally have been a thorn in your side this week. I'm sorry. i'll try not to screw anything else up.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  07 Mar 2010 ~ 10:52 (UTC)
Ah, don't worry about it. I get told I'm doing something wrong here on a regular basis, so I got to pick on someone else. And I just love picking on dancing bananas. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 14:32, March 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit RLY? Thanx!

RLY? Thanksz!! You are a cool dude, geah!! DJ Mixerr 06:39, March 7, 2010 (UTC)User:DJ Mixerr

Yea dude your a RLY cooool geah!!! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 06:43, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
So R U! Your tottaly RLY kewl 2!!! geah!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  07 Mar 2010 ~ 10:51 (UTC)
I'm an old man and I don't think I approve of this text speech. Mainly because I don't understand it. Geah.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 11:17, 7/03/2010
You should learn. All the ladies are doing it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:09, March 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit For Co-creating Creationism

You served beyond the call of duty to help create this colonization for God and Country. Be proud! And accept this 1/2 feature credit.

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:16, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit You have been saved from destruction and for happier times

George w bush creationism
The Godly People at Imperial Colonization thank you for voting for Creationism (rightly featured 8 March 2010), and thus supporting America as The Rightful World Power. May God George God and George bless you!

On behalf of IC, I thank you for voting your conscience. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:49, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit Your changes to IC

"The project page re-directed to the current project"--your suggestion, I like it, it will be done. Also someone (unfortunately I don't remember who) said they really liked the George W. Bush with a halo image you put in to replace the previous one. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:33, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit I LIKE PIE!!! sighting

Thought you might like to know, I may have had a brief I LIKE PIE!!! sighting yesterday. Someone left a note on an article talk page "my name is bob and I like pie", I answered, asking him if he edited the article, and then Mordillo huffed the page. So, like a spirit at a seance, he may still be trying to contact us, his idea of the afterlife. Aleister in Chains 3:08 9.3.mmx

edit Sorry for taking so long...ehe...

About the template, this time I was sort of thinking of a parody of the


template (I put the actual template there just so your talk page could be put on the category blocked users. HAH!) This text would be good: 
All praise and glory be theirs!
This user has been promoted the the rank of Queen's voter.
Due to their site-topping talents in voting me for awards, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded.
Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they wll not be doing anything other than HELPING ME win awards anytime soon.
If you were hoping they would respond to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is outside of their job description.
With the template's regular layout. Can you do it? Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:49, March 12, 2010 (UTC)


Ding! {{User:HELPME/Temples/indefblocked}}  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Mar 2010 ~ 06:31 (UTC)


Luv uSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 18:36, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Where is you???

I miss you!  Happypel is here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ 

In my pants. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:52, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Hehe. Heh. You said "Pants." —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 19:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
Come on, get happy! (from The Partridge Family song about taking drugs. Or something. Although if it was, "Come on, get happy in my pants" it might be about something). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:42, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Hello, world, here's a song that we're singin',
c'mon get happy
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin',
we'll make you happy
We had a dream we'd go trav'lin' together
We'd spread a little lovin' then we'd keep movin' on
Somethin' always happens whenever we're together
We get a happy feelin' when we're singin' a song
Trav'lin' along there's a song that we're singin',
c'mon get happy
A whole lotta lovin' is what we'll be bringin',
we'll make you happy
We'll make you happy,
we'll make you happy
Happygonium FUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 05:46, 15 March, 2010 (UTC)
...In my pants! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:01, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Monkeys

Great additions! I took out a few duplicates, the red links, and some that didn't fit (almost all of the categories fit closely with the page, it's interesting how maybe more fit this one than almost any other on Uncy), and put the last three categories back down at the end, a good place for them to live (I try to make categories form sentences or phrases). Anyway, great work, and now it's a really good repository for category names too. Al 12:04 17 3 mmx

  • chuckle* Yeah, I didn't move them because I was either too lazy or couldn't remember how (or both). I was actually intending to add more later but if you think it's enough I'll stop now. *grin* (P.S. I didn't bother to check for the duplicates too hard determinately because I'm lazy.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Mar 2010 ~ 02:29 (UTC)
good work, and if you know of more applicable ones, for sure. And I've added Poop Throwing Monkeys to Votes for Good too, just search VFG. I have no idea why VFG isn't a popular site here, some of the funniest articles I've read have been voted Good there. Al de'chain 2:33 18 3 MMX


edit Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank!

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on the IC talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == (Your comments) == below my signature, or click the + tab up above, and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.


WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:53, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit You, sir, rock!

A personal thank you. Chers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:36, March 23, 2010 (UTC)


Thanks! You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Mar 2010 ~ 06:55 (UTC)

Could you do a list of UnNews stories with a Religion category? That would save me loads of time. Thanks in advance. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:09, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Sasquatch poetry reading Happy Sasquatch Appreciation Day!

Iwantyousasq
March 24 is Sasquatch Appreciation Day, as decreed by Reverend zim_ulator. Please join me in celebration of the noble Sasquatch and his innumerable contributions to Uncyclopedia.
Yes! Give me time. (It looks like a WHOLE lot of reorganizing needs to be done on the existing categories too.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Mar 2010 ~ 02:01 (UTC)

You rock, sir! Chers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:22, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Happy as a twit

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Mar 2010 ~ 06:56 (UTC)

edit Comeditarian: George Carlin

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xa9d_george-carlin-no-bullsht-tribute_fun It's got an Oscar Wilde quote.

edit Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement

VOTE DISCORDIAN NOW: We need your vote! On both Creationism and Batman, colonizers who participated came to a consensus on a direction for the article. But on Discordianism, there's been more discord--or at least not a consensus. So we're resorting to (sigh) democracy. Go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/Discordianism#Article_ideas and cast your vote!

You can vote for one or two, comment on as many as you like, but vote quickly--this is an eleventh hour effort, and we will hopefully have a direction in a few hours. I'll be checking the results sometime around 03:00 UTC of 25 March 2010.

ARE YOU RETIRED?: Also note that colonizers who haven't participated in any of the last three colonizations will be moved to the retirement list. Quite frankly, I'm doing this primarily because I have to post each of these notices by hand (I don't have a bot, and sure could use one), and it takes a long time to post to the pages of people who are inactive in IC and even on Uncyclopedia. If you're put on the retirement list and want back on the active list, simply post a request on the IC talk page.

KEEP CHECKING THE IC TALK PAGE: Many important decisions and updates are made and/or described on the IC talk page that are never posted on user talk pages.

POST COMMENTS ON IC TALK. As usual, if you post them on your talk page, I'll likely never see them.


WHY'S REPLACEMENT NEED: A special added reminder that I, Why do I need to provide this? aka Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems) , am only interim director of IC and need a replacement. My intention was to lead IC just long enough to get it revived, which is a major part of the reason I took the title Buccaneer Admiral instead of Admiral of the Fleet, which is the official title of the head of Imperial Colonization. I plan to abandon ship retire shortly after midnight (UTC) on Saturday, 17 April 2010. I would really like someone to work with me on the current colonization, and I will be happy to assist whoever replaces me during the transition--I do not plan to leave IC, only retire as head. If you're interested, post a note at IC Admiral of the Fleet needed.

Happy colonizations! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:17, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

(Very nice)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Mar 2010 ~ 00:05 (UTC)

edit Welcome to the frat!

Welcome bro, glad to have you at Upsilon Sigma Sigma, we'll be having a party this week at the frat house, so make sure you're there!


BROTHER
BrotherArrow
Upsilon Sigma Sigma


Hope you'll want to participate in April's collab, March was pretty good I think! we'll be nominating a queue list very soon for our collabs. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 03:03 EST 25 Mar, 2010


edit Upsilon Sigma Sigma March Newsletter

Upsilonsigmasigmacrest

March's collaboration on Nintendo, our first as a group went really well. You can drift on over to check it out in mainspace. Now onto frat business and stuff. First of all, we need to determine as a group a few things in terms of our monthly collaboration; will it really be a 'monthly' collab, or should we not stick to such a rigid timeframe? Secondly, we need to figure out how we're going to determine future collab projects. Currently we're voting on April's project, but we need to decide if we're going to vote at the end of each month for the following month's project, or if we're going to adopt a rolling queue like IC currently has. I'm leaning more towards the rolling queue idea, but I'd like to get a consensus on the subject. In order to vote on this, go here. I would like to take the time to point out that we are not IC; in fact we're kind of the opposite, whereas they take crap and turn it into slightly better crap, we create the crap that people want the most. Along these lines, any member of the frat is encouraged to contribute to each months collab, not matter how big or small. There aren't really any rules in terms of how we tackle these collabs, so the structure will kind of just spring up.

Ok, the second part of the frat of course is the individual creation of pages from the requested articles list. None of us, myself included, have called dibs on, started, or created any of these pages. I want to stress that this is just as an important part of our group as the monthly collaboration. I hope to make an individual article of my own in April from the list, and I encourage all of you to do the same.

Third, the lesser third pillar of our group, pee reviewing. I would just encourage you guys if you feel like it to go ahead and do an in-depth pee review or two in April.

Well, I think the start of Upsilon Sigma Sigma has gone rather well considering most groups don't get off the ground too well here, and it's all thanks to Aleister in Chains and Pelargonium, who both contributed to Nintendo. Without them, I feel the group wouldn't have gone very far, so please pop over to Frat Bro of the Month at some point and give them a shout out. Also, please feel free to browse the various sections of the group (I spent a bunch of time creating the frat page), and be sure to check the news tab from time to time, I'll be updating that regularly. I'm really looking forward to working with you all in the coming months in making some quality requested articles! --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 22:16 EST 29 March, 2010

edit GAAHH

ARCHIVE THIS GOD DAMN PAGE OR I'LL...I'LL FREAK OUT ON YOU AGAIN LIKE I AM SOMEWHAT DOING NOW!.

Do it for my sexy new sig. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:09, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

I'm too busy arguing "with idiots on the internet"... if it helps, I'm winning?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  31 Aug 2010 ~ 02:14 (UTC)
IT TAKES 5 MINUTES...hey...you voted to get me banned....how dare you. Oh (Btw) Im going out of town for a few days, after that i wont be on much till midish September. So I'll see you around Daddy'O. And if you don't archive this damn thing by the time i get back i will have to kill you. Sorry. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:41, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
Lol! (BTW on the vote to ban page one of them is {{username}}... noob.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  31 Aug 2010 ~ 03:48 (UTC)
P.s. contest first, then archive.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  31 Aug 2010 ~ 03:48 (UTC) 03:48, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
Aww, this page don't need archiving. It's ruttin' fine the way it is! ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100831 - 15:57 (UTC)
I noticed the Username thing after i wrote the comment. JUST ARCHIVE IT --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:42, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Don't forget...

...to make your last pick. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:59, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

ok.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02 Sep 2010 ~ 01:27 (UTC)

edit Avast me hearties!

Colony Potato
By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again!

Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar.


Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes. Happytimes_pi.gif


The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase
(Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

edit *COUGH*

It's Thursday. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100902 - 22:23 (UTC)

Yes it is! (And still several hours left.) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Happytimes (talk • contribs)
*taps impatiently* ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 02:16 (UTC)
He's right, he has a few hours left....to live. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:44, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
Not by my clock, he doesn't... nor by this... wait... aaaagh! The review! I said I'd review something yesterday! *flees* ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 02:46 (UTC)
Thursday ends when I go to bed. Not before.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 03:35 (UTC)
You've never gone to bed before in your entire life? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 04:21 (UTC)
Are you hitting on me?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC)
Well, you are kind of cute... ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 04:38 (UTC)
Flattery will get you everywhere!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 04:41 (UTC)
What about everything? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 04:57 (UTC)
Don't worry, condoms are mandatory; "no glove no love."  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 05:06 (UTC)
Are they clean condoms? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 05:31 (UTC)
EW! *yuck* Of course they are!!! Finest dipping latex you'll ever find.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 05:36 (UTC)
Oh, okay... I was mildly concerned about some of the things I had heard. You know? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 13:48 (UTC)
Yeah I know what you mean-- those are the kind of things that are mildly uncomfortable at first, but you begin to crave them over time.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  04 Sep 2010 ~ 02:26 (UTC)
Actually, I was referring to... er, on second thought, nevermind. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100904 - 02:37 (UTC)
Got room for a third? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 19:30, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
You can be the second. I need to take the cat in. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100905 - 20:37 (UTC)

edit Which?

I'm not much for colonizations: I rather come up with my own ideas, rarely having anything to add to anyone else's. If it's about legal dept - yes, it's like you said, it rusted since nobody was very interested. Like many other things on Uncyc, good and bad alike. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 19:21, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for your comments and nomination. I'm becoming an Uncyclopedia Addict.

edit UFFL 2010 Kickoff

The draft is over, the NFL regular season begins Thursday September 9th, and everyone is geared up and ready to play some fantasy football(!).

This season promises to thrill and intrigue, and as the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League has grown from just eight all the way to 14 teams, each one vying for a shot at the championship, except maybe Neox's team. With all this excitement, however, comes questions. Will Rush and Kick FTW, the UFFL's first team based in Britain, be able to compete with the league's American teams? Will Cheddar's rebuilt Doritorians be able to play at the same high level as last year now that their roster is down from 50% Eagles players to just 30%? Will evil Nazi overlord and reigning league Champion Guildensternenstein be able to defend his league championship now that Top-3 players at the quarterback, running back, wide receiver and tight end positions didn't fall into his lap this year? Only brutal, primal, visceral, cerebral combat on the fields of Yahoo!'s fantasy football league servers can determine these questions.

That all being said, everyone should take note of two things:

  • this is a link to the league--go here to do stuff, like select a starting roster (which, believe it or not, is important).
  • this is the forum where we'll talk about the league and post banal sports banter (which, believe it or not, is even more important).

Good luck, gentleman. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:05, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit thanks

I hope this message works. Being a n00b, I tried to write to you yesterday and it somehow posted to someone else instead. Anyway, thank you for your comments and especially for the n00b nomination. Uncyclopedia is my new addiction! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bighead (talk • contribs)

I'm glad you like it!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Sep 2010 ~ 21:08 (UTC)

edit Starting Lineup

You've got to go to Yahoo! and adjust your starting lineup, dammit. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:28, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

I wish I had known that before we started, it cost me 6 whole points.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Sep 2010 ~ 21:08 (UTC)

edit Dude!

Hi. The full skull picture on War Images was there to make a statement. As a teeny weeny image it has no impact. I'm crying in my beer, throwing up on my shoe, and taking home the fat chick in despair of your edit. Barkeep, line 'em up. Aleister 21:00 19 9

Yeah about that, I'd prefer to see it with a 100% width myself... if I knew how to do that. (It was, like 140% or something.) Tag, you're it! !!!
It looks real good now, better than before. Nice! But I'm sober now and still stuck with the fat chick. Maybe her and I can play a round of kick-the-skull. Aleister 23:15 19 9
I bet she cooks gooder than you. M,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m food.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Sep 2010 ~ 23:25 (UTC)
I make a mean peanut butter and spam sandwich, micro popcorn for the second course, and will top it off with a Cup O'Soup on a tray with a rose. That should get her in the mood. Aleister 23:30 19 9
How could she resist? Don't forget ice cream sandwiches for desert.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Sep 2010 ~ 00:02 (UTC)

edit Talk page

I will take your advice and try to add cute and cuddly additions to my talk page, cats that explode and stuff. Maybe lights that blink on and off everytime someone tries to edit. I haven't wandered by Dinosaur talk page lately, but will be glad to assist on whatever comes crawling out of the mud. Have you seen the Chicken nom on VFH? Frat goodies. I'm going out soon, things still walk the streets around here and I have to catch a few! Aleister 1:48 25 9

Boom! he he
I haven't been 'round VFH in awhiles- will check it out (& vote). Dinosaur should be fun.
Street hookers or orphans? Probably neither knowing you. Beer wombats maybe? Cheers.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Sep 2010 ~ 02:12 (UTC)
Orphaned street hookers. They are the most damaged and try to take it out on their customers, who ask for more and whimper under their abusive whip. Beer wombats are good too. Yay, it looks like Chicken will cluck its way to the front page, looking for corn and worms, fifty billion chickens thank you. And by taking over colonization you have done a service to Uncy that no amount of money, power, or fame can repay. Well, how about a Submarine coupon? Let me know what Dinosaur is chomping on, More soon, Aleister 10:22 26 9

edit User:Happytimes/Simple English Uncyclopedia

  • Hello. A few moments after you see this message I will be moving your article Simple English Uncyclopedia into your userspace. This is because, I believe, you are entering it in The Article Whisperer competition and, as such an entry, it must be placed in your userspace to protect it from editing by the community at large. Also, you may want to archive your talkpage. It is very long. Cheers, -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:11, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
Oh ho! Thanks!!! This is what I get for not reading the rules & such I suppose. (Archiving takes place after the end of the month.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 Sep 2010 ~ 07:17 (UTC)
Don't worry. I didn't read the rules either. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:21, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit Welcome

Strummer
Joe Strummer thanks you for registering and wishes you luck in your endeavors.

Hey there Happytimes, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for your contributions. I hope you like it here. If not, I'm sure life will go on elsewhere. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. It's recommended that you start your early work in your userspace and then move it to main space. Lets say you wanted to do an article on Joe Strummer. You could create this in your userspace as User:Happytimes/Joe Strummer) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. Try not to mess with other people's articles without asking them, unless it's to fix a grammar or spelling error or if it's tagged to be rewritten.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. If you want or need some help, just browse our list of available mentors, and leave them a message on their talk page. In closing, enjoy your time here, or else. Or else what? Something.

As per your request for someone to welcome you again.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 14:44, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Dammit, Striker, you're undermining my pitiful attempt to get him to archive his talkpage. >.< ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100929 - 16:08 (UTC)
Better?--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 16:32, September 29, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not sure. Maybe. We'll see where this goes, eh? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100929 - 16:38 (UTC)
Gosh it's good to feel welcomed!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Sep 2010 ~ 00:29 (UTC)
No. It really isn't. *hits happytimes over the head with a frying pan* Not one bit. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100930 - 00:41 (UTC)
ouch Happytimes
Exactly. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100930 - 02:50 (UTC)
No! You don't "welcome" someone with a frying pan for F's sake!!! *walks away rubbing head*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Sep 2010 ~ 02:53 (UTC)
But if you need a welcome, how would you know, eh? *sigh* Poor dear, the large fellow didn't startle you, did it? Awww, it's okay, it's okay... *pets frying pan* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100930 - 03:29 (UTC)

edit Quack.

Do not feed the ducks
quack quack quack quack quack. Quack.

It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:33, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome. (It was funny!)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Sep 2010 ~ 04:50 (UTC)

edit You say you're happy to help noobs...

Will you help me? I'm having trouble figuring out how to make a template. How does one make a template?

Also, flurdley hornk nich! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101003 - 00:22 (UTC)

Nevermind, I figured it out. Mediawiki sure didn't make it easy to find, but... eh. Bloody parser functions. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101003 - 01:11 (UTC)
This makes me sad (like as sad sad clown) because making templates is what I find fun... (I've based a whole cult around it.). What was it you were trying to do anyway?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Oct 2010 ~ 03:44 (UTC)
I wanted it to be able to do different things based on the inputs. And now it does! *loopy grin* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101005 - 13:27 (UTC)
Explain.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Oct 2010 ~ 01:14 (UTC)
You know, {{template|option}}... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 01:41 (UTC)
Ah yes, the template option war of flurdley hornk nich! I know it well.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Oct 2010 ~ 02:37 (UTC)
Really? How's it go? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 02:49 (UTC)
Hug
Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug because this seemed as good a place as any to see if this template works. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged.

At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.
Awesome. And you're also just so huggable... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 16:25 (UTC)

edit MY DANCE PARTY!!

Thank you Happytimes, for contributing to my annual dance party! Here's your template:

Dancing pickle This user contributed to Dancing Dude's annual dance party! Party on!!


Do with this what you want. Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance

Thank you!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Oct 2010 ~ 01:30 (UTC)

You're very welcome! Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance

edit What awards have you gotten?

I'm wondering if you'd make a good potential target. I mean, it's all for the sake of honest inquiry. *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 02:05 (UTC)

He just got this one:
For writing Uncyclopedia's third Holy Rule



from Aleister 2:24 8 10
(Wow! thanks!)
Target huh? Didn't you read my extensive awards page which ostensibly says, "I should really set this up someday." ?
I do have quite a few awards. Most of them were given to me by other people (but a few I gave meself). I'm gonna have to set this up now... work work work. (Soonish?)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 02:38 (UTC)
Well, hurry up, already! And I rather expect this person has done more than just one very helpful thing... this is, after all, Happytimes. Very useful chap. Rather pitiful awards page, though, as I did check. Of course I checked. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 02:44 (UTC)

Well, this award is for something very special, and it can't be given lightly. Maybe an admin has to second the motion, but I think this holds up. I've been studying it and its use for awhile, in anticipation of plopping it on your page, and it's actually overdue. And it makes you a KUN too!! Aleister 2:48 8 10

He wasn't already a KUN? o___O
Well, if that's the case, my plans definitely have some basis on which to proceeTalkd. *nods and wanders off* But how soon? Oh, questions, questions... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 02:57 (UTC)
KUN? This may impact my signature? Heavens to Betsy!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:21 (UTC)
Well, if you let it. But you would be Sir Happytimes now, now wouldn't you? Proper Knight of the Order! And stuff. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 03:32 (UTC)

edit Sidebar

You know a lot of the useful things I think I do don't have awards. Which makes me think I should make awards and then award them. (Or something.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:29 (UTC)

edit Sidebar

Oh crap... updating my awards page means archiving my talk page... ....  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:29 (UTC)
DO IT! I could do it for you. You wouldn't like that one bit... Also, there may not be awards, but there are some ranks that could go on there, too. But you will still make, them, no? I hope you will. Because other people would benefit as well, and maybe we could award you an award for awards... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 03:32 (UTC)
Um, this? ( Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:38 (UTC))
Newcookie Awarder has awarded you a cookie!
For awarding others deserving of needing an award award.
I was thinking something fancier. I'll come up with something. It will be amazing. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 03:42 (UTC)
I'm sure it will! (I could come up with something amazing too ya know. Lately I've been sticking to userboxes though... need to create a page for that too I suppose.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:48 (UTC)
Probably... but it'd be just too ironic if you made your own 'makes awards' award. Too ironic. So how many userboxes have you made, eh? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 03:54 (UTC)
At least a dozen or so? I've GOT TO ORGANIZE!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 04:27 (UTC)
You have them listed anywhere? I wanna see. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 04:36 (UTC)
(Please see above where it states: "I've GOT TO ORGANIZE!!!")  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 04:43 (UTC)
What, you still haven't? Whyever not? Hurry up, already. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 04:45 (UTC)
I have a life you know. (Seriously, no joking, I do.)
So after archiving (which you need to do BTW), & awarding, & userboxing I'll get to userboxing... wait, I'm 2/3rd there already?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 05:06 (UTC)
You do? Neat. I have a pile of stuff I should really be doing right now, which... oh, right, I was downloading some... holy crap, Uncyclopedia's big... er, I told my computer to download Uncyclopedia. Which isn't really the point. What was I doing?
Wait, what? Me? Why me? Now you've lost me. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 05:40 (UTC)
That makes two all of us.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 05:46 (UTC)
Lovurful.
In completely unrelated news, what exactly did you mean, implement a rule? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:01 (UTC)
"implement a rule?" When/where did I say that? I am so confused!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:06 (UTC)
Yay, more confusion! I got me revenge, I did... I mean, er... on this - you added a link, I think. Very fitting one, at that... but your edit summary has me bemused. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:11 (UTC)

edit I need some reviewers and advice for my article.

Would you please get some users and admins & kindly ask them to review my article here: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/ATX? I don't want my article to get deleted again. Thank you, DJ Mixerr 18:07, October 9, 2010 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)

Er, yes?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC)
= this.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 05:06 (UTC)

edit Those plastic things at the end of your shoelace

Duuuuude, seriously, how fucking stoned where you when you wrote that shit up about "Those plastic things at the end of your shoelace"! That's some real deep shit! You are in the ether man! 23:06, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

Duuuuude, seriously, I was not stoned-- Crazy how my mind works huh? I'm glad you liked it; or were at least indifferent enough to not not comment on it.
I kinda thought of it somewhat like a performance art project. (Next time I think I'll add art.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 04:43 (UTC)


edit Who rules? We do!

In completely unrelated news, what exactly did you mean, implement a rule? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:01 (UTC)

"implement a rule?" When/where did I say that? I am so confused!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:06 (UTC)
Yay, more confusion! I got me revenge, I did... I mean, er... on this - you added a link, I think. Very fitting one, at that... but your edit summary has me bemused. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:11 (UTC)
Ah, you changed the title of the article...
which then made it more in-line with standard rules and procedures found here at Uncyclopeida... thusly you (inadvertently?) implemented a rule (ironically). You must be punished? I'll get the puns ready!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:24 (UTC)
My brain hurts. But okay. What? Ow... This place actually does have rules? Do the surprises never cease? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:25 (UTC)
Yes this place does have rules. Keep violating them and you'll be swimming with the fshes!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:36 (UTC)
Keep... I can't even get banned properly; I'm so bad at this! *flails* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:52 (UTC)
Yeah I said keep. What of it violater?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:54 (UTC)
What do I violate? I need something to violate. Seriously, something... major.
Think putting a giant L on the mainpage would get me banned? I need to do something... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 07:00 (UTC)
I know of only one major thing you could violate, but it would get us banned AND make us both internet sensations overnight. (I won't do it again though, it ruined my chance for the presidency last time I was naked in public like that.)
Putting an L on the main page would probably work, but it would be lame and I would loose respect for you. You are more of a clever monkey than that... i expect great things form you.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 07:06 (UTC)
Eh, we already know I'm uncreative, and I'm much too lazy to do anything taking effort... I can't even be bothered to blank pages. I tried. I couldn't do it. Too much effort. *emits aura of worthlessness*
What major thing? I'd not like I'd be bothered, anyway. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 07:09 (UTC)
You know, that one major thing. Do you like travel? ....
You are not uncreative! Lazy yes maybe, but uncreative no. Why do you want to get banned anyway?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 07:15 (UTC)
I dunno. And... er... because? Like... all the shinies... they're... *passes out* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 07:20 (UTC)
*Softly* Shhh, shh, shhh....  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 07:28 (UTC)

edit This Imperial Colonisation thing...

So... I was wandering aimlessly and came across this thing. This thing, see, that... well, anyway, apparently I joined IC while drunk the other day, and moving past the obvious why the hell did you let me; you must have noticed my at-present mental state, I guess I'll just go along with it and jump into asking you to explain the thing to me. Like... how does it work? What do I do? What's going on? I'm a total noob, see. Utterly clueless. Reading the stuff there just confused me, and it clearly ain't following normal procedure, anyhow. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101012 - 18:51 (UTC)

Oh... I realized you were wandering aimlessly and had come across UN:IC and joined while drunk the other day. I thought "the obvious why the hell did you let me;" reason was quite evident-- this is how all our members join. (Your at-present mental state fits along nicely with those who are also of the IC frame of mind.)
How it works is like this/what you do is:
  1. You find an article which is so crappy (but you like the title) that VFD is too good for it.
  2. You nominate (& possibly vote) for it (for a rewrite).
  3. 20 years hard labor.
See, noob, now you're not so utterly clueless. Reading the stuff here is just as confused you, and its clearly ain'ts followings normal procedures, anyhows?
Easy huh? Cheers  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Oct 2010 ~ 04:51 (UTC)
My brain hurts. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 12:03 (UTC)
That's the scurvy kickin' in. Eat some oranges for goodness sake!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Oct 2010 ~ 23:49 (UTC)
*bonks Happytimes over the head with a giant mug of tea and wanders off, muttering*
In all seriousness, though, do IC articles get planned out before being written? And I mean actually planned, not just agreeing on concept and direction... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 23:53 (UTC)

OUCH!

The 20 years hard labor part used to include planning before I took over, but apathy killed the radio star.
Actually now that I think about it, no, they didn't (not completely). Why? wrote up a conceptual agreement & then just mercilessly beat things out of the article that didn't fit within the collective concept until it was done.
I guess I should have written the concept down and stuck to it this time.
(I've been thinking of reverting my own contributions for intelligent dinos on the page--- it doesn't fit methinks.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Oct 2010 ~ 00:03 (UTC)
Can I beat the article with a large spoon, then? Can I? And after you lot have to chase me out, I can say I helped by not making things any worse after you chased me out! *beams* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101015 - 00:13 (UTC)
A couple good things to know, when editing it may be best to edit sections and not the whole thing at once, that way not too many edit conflicts. And be kind to my good stuff, be kind, neighbor as thyself and all that, be kind. Now, dinosaurs is a great page to play on, I'm amazed that we aren't all going to town on it and then put a couple people in a position to go over the article and heal it. Then we have an article with two pee reviews which none of us have actually worked on in a long time, Science Fiction, maybe you can take a look at that one. Ideas. Be kind. Aleister 00:23 15 10
p.s. You know what. That Science Fiction is pretty great as is, it really is. A flickin masterpiece. The pee reviews pointed out stuff that was nit-picky. L, can you go in and spellcheck it, and see if there are obvious or oblivious things wrong. It seems fine to me, although there are always things to do. What do you two think (and lurkers think?)?
I think that as now is the perfect time not to put an article into pee review I'm glad this has already gots one. We'll check it out.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Oct 2010 ~ 00:36 (UTC)

Yeah. I think the pee was just one point of view and we could fix minor points but not an entire rewrite as it hints. It's a good page, and in-depth in many areas. I'll look at it too. And please please please a hundred times please archive your talk page. Took me many minutes to get it loaded, and I cried several times, made food, ate it, and came back and finally. Please???? Aleister 00:47 15 10

Eh, I'll give it a prodding later. After I finish this review and do my coursework and do my other coursework and get this database to cooperate, dammit and write a bloody article for a change and play a videogame for once this month and take care of my plants and clean up the house and get some paid hours of work in and paint something for crying out loud and find my pen for my tablet and do the laundry and... er... I think I'll go bake cookies, actually. o_O But yeah, I'll give it a look. Between us we should be able to resolve whatever nitpicks. Probably.
Actually, it took me awhile to figure this out, but I think his talkpage is archived. Just... badly. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101015 - 00:53 (UTC)
Well, sci fi is pretty bad in parts, and good in others. I'll pick at it too. Lyrithya, sounds like you need to log off here for half a day or so and get back into the sunshine. But maybe not, it's good to have you around but that's just selfish. Enjoy the paint and plants too. And sleep, precious sleep. Ahhhhhhhh. Aleister 1:05 15 10
Sometimes I waste my time with stuff like this: Mail Order Lobster. This is why my talk pages is so badly archived. *sob*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Oct 2010 ~ 01:10 (UTC)

edit A week?

You're going away too? Sob indeed. What would you like me to help vedit. Dino, Mail Order Lobster, Maniac's talk page, A Wizart Did It?, please give me my marching orders before you go (and maybe vote for every page on VFH, the thing is falling like an tree in the wind, vlotes, it craves vlotes). Are you on vacation? Have fun! Aleister 1:30 15 10

Glarble. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 00:01 (UTC)
Oh, I'm mainly not touching Mail Order Lobster for a while so have at it. We'll see about the rest.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  17 Oct 2010 ~ 02:57 (UTC)
Would it be wrong for me to touch that, since it was kind of my fault? *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 02:59 (UTC)
It's of the age of consent, so... go ahead.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  17 Oct 2010 ~ 03:00 (UTC)
OoooOOOOooo. *scuttles off* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 03:06 (UTC)

edit Science fiction questions...

Have you any idea what's going on in the second paragraph of the introduction? I have no idea what it's saying, something about grammatical ambiguity or nonsensicality or some such. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 02:24 (UTC)

Er, yes? Sort of.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Oct 2010 ~ 02:28 (UTC)
So what's it saying? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 02:31 (UTC)
It's saying (poorly) that sci-fi includes time travel themes, and that these themes are an escape from our lives through imagination.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Oct 2010 ~ 03:07 (UTC)
Oh... that's all? Urgh... making this thing amazerful is looking harder by the day... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 03:22 (UTC)
Yep.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Oct 2010 ~ 05:22 (UTC)
That's it! I'm going to beat the entire article into a decent shape! I shall! *hefts frying pan* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 05:49 (UTC)

edit News about TAW

I haven't heard from either of the two judges so I'm trying to get a consensus from the last participants on what to do. I see three options.

  1. Wait for the two last judges to score the categories.
  2. Judge the entries as is without the third judge.
  3. Enlist two new judges as replacements.

Or as a last resort I could judge them myself. I'm really sorry about the wait and I'm trying to resolve this as quickly as possible. Thanks for your patience. :) MadMax 08:28, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

No problem at all! As long as you finish before Thanksgiving then I can lord the final results over my cousin Billy, who's never won anything at all. Take your time. :)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 00:06 (UTC)

edit Thanks, but

Yeah... the freak who left a message on Powerpoint Teacher is nothing to do with me; they thought my name was Josh, it isn't. A random edit to another of my articles occured today which I assume is the same person but, they don't know me so... I'm confused. Anyway thanks for tidying up 'cos I wouldn't have noticed otherwise........ thehallway 15:54, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

You are welcome. I don't think they even knew you-- they edited a few pages around the site. Unless the IP address was the same on both of your articles it would be difficult to determine if it was the same person who vandalized both. It looks like you won the vandal lottery this week.
Anyway good stuff you got going there. I did some followup edits to PPT, but feel free to change ANY if you don't like them. I look forward to what you've got for us next as well. Keep up the good work.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 00:06 (UTC)

edit 4,700

  edits calls for a self congratulatory edit on my talk page. Huzzah for me!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 00:06 (UTC)

Was it your 4700th? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 00:19 (UTC)
It would have been had I hit the submit button when I got here... but you know how I meander.
Still a valid point of fact though.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 00:23 (UTC)
I don'T know. How do you meander? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 01:20 (UTC)
It's a combination of wandering & shuffling; mostly.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 01:26 (UTC)
But how do you, specifically, do it? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 01:31 (UTC)
With swagger.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)
What else? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 01:50 (UTC)

edit Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created R. Kelly, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)


edit Upsilon Sigma Sigma October Newsletter

Upsilonsigmasigmacrest

Ok guys, my bad. I was gone for a long time there. I found some free time recently so I'm hoping to get Upsilon Sigma Sigma started up again along with my other project, UnReviews.

At any rate, We're going to keep Weird, the August collaboration open. We're also going to go ahead and open up a November collaboration. The article on the queue that has the most votes is "Blockbuster" so that's the one we're going to do. You can find the collaboration page here. I'm probably going to disappear again because of school in a few weeks, so hopefully we can build up enough momentum here to keep our collaborations going. If you haven't noticed our previous collaborations have been huge hits, all have been featured on the front page. Hopefully "Weird" and "Blockbuster" will too in their own due time.

Looking forward to seeing you guys around the frat!

P.S. we have a FBotM nomination this month, make sure you go vote!

Founder -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2104 EST 22 Oct, 2010


edit grrr... defense

It has come to my attention that certain members are suffering death beams....
*whips out uber beam cannon shield and sets it up in the corner* *sets up additional defenses as well*

 Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  23 Oct 2010 ~ 18:14 (UTC)

edit Wut?

??? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Xo0o0ox (talk • contribs)

He was welcoming you. Welcome to Uncyclopedia. Yay!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:13, 23 October 2010

edit I'm really pissed.

OK, it's been 3 weeks now and still no one has reviewed my ATX article. Happytimes, please do something. I really really don't want my article to be deleted again. Thanks, DJ Mixerr 21:32, October 23, 2010 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions) .

edit Free hug

As thanks for voting for that article. You know the one. The one I'm not linking. Just to annoy you. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 17:00 (UTC)

Zounds!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 Oct 2010 ~ 03:04 (UTC)
Eh? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 05:08 (UTC)

edit Trade

I've offered you a trade in fantasy football. I'm willing to negotiate if you don't like what I've proposed. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:35, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

I'll give it a look see.... Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01 Nov 2010 ~ 06:04 (UTC)
Alrighty. Feel free to make a counter-offer if you'd rather receive something else instead (though I should mention that I do want Boldin). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:57, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
So, to sound stupid, how do I look? how do I do this thing you've asked of me?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Nov 2010 ~ 00:59 (UTC)

edit Dinosaur

Those guys up there are trying to take some good players. You should take their best guys, break the legs of their other guys, and then steal their cheerleaders! Hi, it looks like only you and I have colonized Dinosaur, so it has a way to go yet. I moved the pic back to the right, unless you really love the left (people here seem to like their pics on the right, biased bastards), and did some edits to the lead, including putting that last couple paragraphs in its own section because some of the information is repeated from the opening paragraphs. Sound okay? Maybe I can put in some quality time this weekend on the page, I have to focus on it to do what it deserves. You know, I actually feel privilaged to be working on this, because like all kids, I loved Dinosaurs as a youngster and am so happy that birds are dinosaurs and I get to see them every day. Watching their actions makes me picture how the olden days big dinos moved and acted towards each other. Wait, damn, how about that big moving gif of the pigeon??? That may be a great addition on Dinosaur. I'm glad I was rambling! Are you happy with the page so far? Enjoy! Aleister 21:09 5 11

Yes.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Nov 2010 ~ 23:53 (UTC)

edit Your talkpage is still long as hell

Not nearly as long as my penis though. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:28, 8 November 2010 (UTC)

Oh please. Mine is longer. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 15:52, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

So's mine. Oh, wait... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101113 - 18:22 (UTC)

edit Another Trade

Hey, I know you haven't been around in a while, but I've sent you another trade, seeing as one of your two starting RBs is out for the year and all.

Also, change your starting lineup! You've got a handful of good players (Dez Bryant, cough cough) that could really help you out (and, by extension, me out) if only you'd play them. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:27, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Imperial Colonization

Hey, I've been waiting to be aproved to Imperial Colonization for a while. Aleister and Lyrithya said you were running Imperial Colonization right now and to ask you. Please aprove me. Please? For me? --Tophat headless 02:47, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Where are you?

Hello? Helllooo?? Hello! (send out the dogs) Aleister 1:19 1 12

P.s. We need to shape up Dinosaur. And Magic Man wants on. If you don't show up by this time tomorrow I'll take the yoke of Colonization leadership for this one page upon my shoulders until you do show up. (dogs let out a call, but it turns out to be a raccoon.

edit Grueslayer talk page

What is with these cryptic messages on the Grueslayer talk page? Me and a couple of close friends are working to get the game operational again, so don't even THINK about deleting or modifying it. Okay? It's being worked on. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 15:21, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit Participation Template

Thanks for participating in this past season of UFFL fantasy football. Here is a template for said participation:

All of the other awards/results are posted here. Thanks for playing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:27, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit why?

Why did you have to leave me daddy...

DADDY DOESNT LOVE ME!

...even though i kind of left first... and im still not really "back" yet... just visiting... like in monopoly...

BUT IF YOU DONT SAY HI SOON I WILL GET YOU! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 12:41, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

My dad left first. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:43, 15 January 2011

edit HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

Happymonkeywinter2011 ¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Science fiction IC Credit

This is posted on the user pages for PuppyOnTheRadio, who was head of IC during this colonization and thus has the actual say, and for Happytimes and Why do I need to provide this? because they respectively preceded and followed Puppy. I think that means Why? fed Puppy while Happy cleaned up after him.

I don't think anyone's the head of IC right now, and technically whoever was the head while SF was being rewritten should decide who gets 1/2 feature credit for the article. Note that it was decided that not everyone who added a line or two would get this, but that everyone who made a legitimate contribution to the article, however small, would get IC credit on the Big Board. Personally, I think IC members who did a lot of work on this after it was moved to mainspace deserve a lot of credit (Pee Reviews by both HELPME and Why? didn't find it at all ready before then).

In addition to the obvious (writing a lot of good stuff on the article), don't forget the following: creating a detailed concept and outline for a previously-featured article gave someone a well-deserved 1/2 feature credit even though that person technically did little actual writing on the article. I would mention that doing a Pee Review and setting up a gallery for an article are part of the work too, but I won't. (Seriously, in my opinion these would not qualify for 1/2 feature credit but could add to what a person who did significantly more than that when figuring if they deserved feature credit).

Also there's that featured article thanks for voting thing I'm really not all that enthused about but it does seem to be tradition here. Puppy I think should have first shot at it, but if he doesn't want to do and no one else does, Why? could. Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  02:40, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit IMadeThisOnTheComputer

Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization#IMadeThisOnTheComputer WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:17, March 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Not Happytimes

Some people miss you. :-( I would if I were still here. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:12, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Indeed. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:30, 16 March 2011
Moar leik Sadtimes amirite? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:24, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
Sad indeed.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  16 Aug 2011 ~ 05:37 (UTC)

edit Seeing as no one will respond to me

I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. --Tophat headless 14:56, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit Dinosaurs aren't extinct any more--featured!

(supervised the great IC team)

For this you get 1/2 Feature Credit. Woo Hoo! Compassrose IC WHY??? (stratagems)  20:55, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Uh im a noob so idk if Happytalk is reading this

yeah i need help as i am new to uncyclopedia! can u adopt me? for reals, kk bye now The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ladygagamonster (talk • contribs)

edit Tree project and such

Currently, it's a huge mess. Like.. when comparing to your copies, and my tree's history, there's been a reoccurring trend of misspellings causing adoptive kids to migrate accidentally from parent to parent (which does occasionally occur on uncyc, but that's another topic). Right now, it's me, and to some degree Zana Dark who've been at least remotely aware of what the hell we're up to, but we need to tidy things up, remind Sonje to get back to the family tree logo thingymahoo stuff, and if you're interested, you could get a trowel, and see if you like sorting out the tree, too... However, due to my more "high core" computer equipment being located in Seattle, and me in Yurop, the tree editing will have to wait on my end. But this doesn't prevent anyone from trying to create a better project page or such. If you volunteer. You will get cake. Honest! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:47, 11 May

Something tells me Happytimes isn't going to be the one to do that... but who knows, he might come back. Meantime, what we need is a template for this, or something, but hell if I know how that'd work... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:27, 12 May 2011
There's the project page at UN:TREE, so and it has a talk page. I used to be the go-to noob for templates at one point, when I still had a pile of userboxes on my user page. I still wonder where it was I saw the fake main page look on a user page, which is where those would look fine... Drop me a link on my talk page, if you bump into the code I was going to steal... ^_^
Oh Lyr, the toothache seceded. Apparently I'm done teething, and the wisdom tooth is neatly aligned with the neighbours. So things are fine for now. I knew it'd give up bugging me. I've got a recent-ish 3D MRI-scan of my head, after all, and the wisdom teeth in it are aligned with the rest of them, hence my hesitancy to go see a dentist right away... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:10, 13 May

edit YOU'RE NOT DEAD

YAY PARTY --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:38, 16 August 2011

Nope. Not dead. Just time traveling. (Backwards this time.) Unfortunately I missed the window to complete last years football season (ah football, I remember that game BEFORE the giant sloth monsters!) but I still feel honored to have taken part.
P.S. Who the hell did you used to be? I don't have time for research and stuff... The flux capacitor is almost full of halogen.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  16 Aug 2011 ~ 05:44 (UTC)
I used to be Maniac mcpee, that guy that did that vanity page attacking ChiefjusticeDS. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:49, 16 August 2011
Can you be moar specific? Ha ha ha.
Seriously though, I'll be back in about a month (casually). It seems me dropping in brought a tear of nostalgia to my eye, and a dollop of gladness to my heart.
Tanks full! Zoiks and away!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  16 Aug 2011 ~ 05:55 (UTC)
I really became a full time Uncyclopedian in January 2011 (although I joined late August 2010). I also seem to know your pals Aleister and Magic man. They're my friends now. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 06:00, 16 August 2011
Happy times...remember the happy monkey competition? Ill probably be doing a 24 hour version at the beginning of September. Try to be around! !!! !!! --ShabiDOO 21:59, August 16, 2011 (UTC)
Leave me a note and I'll try to jump right in.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Sep 2011 ~ 06:01 (UTC)
WHAT! How could you hold the contest without me?!?! However, I am honourd that I have left now 2 marks on uncyclopedia. One being 100 worst moments to get a boner... It has seem to taken a bit of fame. and my competition is now becoming an annual thing! Oh that's awesome! Well Happytimes. I may or may not come back and visit sooner or later. If you wish to speak to your son... which you havent called in a year... Post on my talk page! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master
You've left your mark on THREE things here... my heart, *Sniff* man I miss all you guys!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 06:14 (UTC)
I'd like to leave a mark on something else of yours if you know what I mean ;)... No seriously. Can I sign your yearbook? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 14:26, August 8, 2013 (UTC)

edit TAW 2011

Hey Happytimes. I'm getting this year's contest together and thought I'd check in with former participants to get some feedback on a few changes I've made.

  1. I reorganized UN:REQ this month, basing it on Wikipedia's version, because the page has been very slow to upload for users with slower computers (myself included). Do you think its easier to use now?
  2. I've limited the categories from five to three (UN:REQ, UN:VITAL and Wanted Pages). This will limit the number of judges and, in theory, encourage more participants.
  3. I've added several optional categories. Judges won't be needed since the prize is awarded to editors for completing the "challenge". Do you think its worth adding these extra categories?

I don't know what your plans are for the fall but it'd be cool to see a few "returning champions" come back for this year's competition (if only as judges). MadMax 23:26, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

1) Very clean-looking and with the sub-sections 'ported in I can see how it would load a great deal quicker than before. (I'd put the "This list is made by people...." back at the top & move the Wikipedia box to the top section.)
2) Sound reasoning. (The kind of sound that drives french teachers crazy!) More participants are a great thing.
3) Yes I do! However, you may want to have some sort of judging to insure writers adhere to a minimum standard.
I'd love to take part but I don't know if I'd have the time right now. (The Delorean's in the shop.) Cheers,  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Sep 2011 ~ 05:42 (UTC)

edit Remember when?

We used to be more than just friends? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 20:17, 4 December 2011 (UTC)

You were prettier back then. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:37, 4 December 2011
Now we're all old and wrinkly. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:53, 6 December 2011 (UTC)
The wrinkles are a real time saver when storing leftovers.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 06:10 (UTC)
Even better than refrigerators. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:30, 6 December 2011 (UTC)
Even better than tupperware in your cake hole.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 07:34 (UTC)
Even better than indenting twice. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:19, 9 December 2011 (UTC)

edit Tripped face first into a bar

Hello Sailor. This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 27-12-'11

edit  :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Happymonkey2012

CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 10:04, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:12, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:16, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Miss you terribly.

Oik. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:23, 16 March 2012

About time you showed.                               Puppy's talk page07:58 25 Mar
Yep. Spring-time is definitely the best time to start going without pants!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Mar 2012 ~ 08:38 (UTC)
Side note: you need to shave.                               Puppy's talk page08:47 25 Mar
I will when it warms up a bit. I promise.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Mar 2012 ~ 08:48 (UTC)
Good to see you around again.                               Puppy's talk page08:50 26 Mar
I miss him more! And I say that in the most non - homosexual way I possibly can. Happytimes, times are not so happy when you are not with happymonkey. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master

edit Hey Happytimes

Im thinking of a number between seven and fourteen thousand six hundred and ninety-four point eight seven one two two seven nine five four. Guess what it is!!! --ShabiDOO 05:09, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

I have been going over this for months and months now and my final calculations (which have consumed over thirty thousand cocktail napkins for base calculations) have led me to believe it is, in fact, seven.
I should always just go with my gut instinct... saves time.
Anyway now that I've got that answer right I'll be back to working on the time machine and get those women elected president in 2004 & 2008 again. Cheers  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Nov 2012 ~ 09:52 (UTC)

edit I WANT YOU SO BAD

LY TO COME BACK IT HURTS. Actually not really. But I do miss my happy times with happytimes. You alive? You still happy? You rich? Can I have your money? You single? You want me to change that? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 14:29, August 8, 2013 (UTC)

That was anti-climactic. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 17:22, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
Y U NO AUTOPATROL? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 17:27, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
Happytimes was an Uncyclopedian before the Patrolled feature was added to MediaWiki. I have switched it on so his edits will not be flagged as possible vandalism. And DSA510, I have given you a token ban for continuing to use {{Admin}} to insert the name of a random Admin (now deleted) in your posts to prank the people who receive them. If Happytimes saw what I just saw, and asked RCMurphy for Autopatrolled rights, it would be a waste of everyone's time. Happytimes, thanks for dropping back in! Spıke ¬ 17:56 13-Aug-13
PS--Happytimes, some code on your talk page is coughing up random external links. As there is a different one each time the page is rendered, it looks as though the last person to edit it added an external link. We are now operating under Terms-of-Use that prohibit people from using the site to divert eyes to YouTube or elsewhere, and we have an automated filter that is going crazy every time someone makes an inoccuous edit to your page. Could you locate and disable this code? Thanks! Spıke ¬ 18:02 13-Aug-13

HappyTimes, you are alive and maybe well! Good to "see" you! Aleister 18:19 13-8-'13

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