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edit Your Dancing Banana

... Is awesome. Thanks for gracing my talk page with it. Sometimes I just stare at it and it makes me happy. I also like to tell it secrets. --John Lydon 14:23, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

It is a secret magnet for sure. (That's what makes it dance!) It makes me happy too.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jun 2010 ~ 00:35 (UTC)

edit El Taco

I've been working on Taco a little bit, care to help finish up the final product so we can move on the July's collaboration? -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 03:52 EST 2 July, 2010

I will for a bit.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Jul 2010 ~ 01:36 (UTC)
O...M...G... Your banana. It has a pirate hat... -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 02:27 EST 4 July, 2010
Yeppers! and he has suave'-cool finger guns too, bang! bang!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Jul 2010 ~ 23:31 (UTC)

edit found this for you

Happytime   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  06:42, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh noes, more dancing gifs. Now Aleister is gonna be in a pickle figuring out how to fit them in herePelozurian (talk) 06:54, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
I stole the pengiun ha ha   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  07:01, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
I just have to say, I was trying to come up with a witty comment or something but that thing just disturbs me more and more as time goes by.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Jul 2010 ~ 03:56 (UTC)

edit hey there

Thanks for the welcoming. People seem to know each other well around here, this is like a...f..f..fa...I'm just kidding, that's just weird, if you were starting to feel warm and fuzzy inside that's just messed up.

Anyways i kind of had a question. How do you make those weird box things that they have on every Wikipedia article at the top. I wanted to start to spice up my home page and that would be a good start.

Thanks (Happymonkey39) --03:21, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

That was weird, like the time my khaki shorts dried and shrank while I was wearing them.
I'd be happy to help, but I'm afraid I don't know what specifically you are looking for. Please be more specific in your request and I'll help you out.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Jul 2010 ~ 03:37 (UTC)
Just open up edit on someones page and copy paste to yours then tweek as nessessary thats how i've been getting things   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  03:45, July 10, 2010 (UTC)
Yah i tried that but i was just too confused on what lines to copy.
Anyways Happytimes, if you go on a wikipedia article, lets say Falcon, on the left you see a pictur in a box with a whole bunch of info in it, including its classification and species, and it goes a far way down the screen. How exactly do you make that box? And yes if you were wondering i chose falcon, because i love memes and well, FALCON PUNCH...even though i don't think that is considered a meme...--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:53, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

edit Table this discussion

Ah, I see what you are talking about. Those boxes are made up of recycled orphans ground up and mixed with pony tears.
Seriously though, that is simply a table with the data logically laid out. I stole the simple table on my page from Zana, but I'd recommend looking at Cat for a quicker simple example.

On the wiki Falcon article the following table for what you are talking about looks like this:

| name = Falcon
| image = Brown-Falcon,-Vic,-3.1.2008.jpg
| image_width = 220px

The {{Taxobox at the beginning actually references another bit of code (the {{taxobox}} template) found on another page on wiki somewhere = here. We also have a {{taxobox}} template here as well, but it is slightly different (with no explanation attached). You can view the source/edit the page to see how the {{taxobox}} works, but it can be really confusing for a new user. At this point I suggest you either do a simple table or use the existing template to get what you want. For example if you used the following it would only get you:

| name = FalconPunch
| image = Brown-Falcon,-Vic,-3.1.2008.jpg
| image_width = 220px
| image_caption = Brown Falcon
Falco berigora | regnum = Animalia | phylum = Chordata | classis = Aves | ordo = Falconiformes | familia = Falconidae | subfamilia = Falconinae | genus = Falco }}

Brown Falcon
Falco berigora
Scientific classification
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Aves
Order Falconiformes
Family Falconidae
Genus Falco

Because the template we have only has a few of the above items/terms. However if you copy and edit the main template you can make it say whatever you want... you can even make a template in your own userspace to reference whenever you want so your main userpage doesn't get bloated. Hope this tired ramble helps.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Jul 2010 ~ 05:38 (UTC)
Um, also this and this too.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Jul 2010 ~ 06:17 (UTC)

Wow i was just expecting a link to a page that spelled it out for me, but this is great! It actually seem to make sense to me, ill give it a shot, and if i get it working ill give you a shout...or not, it depends on how i feel. Thanks for all the help! Oh and by dah way, ur image link is WRONG!!! It's ok i got the picture though ;D...don't take that smiley as a "gay wink", its a, "it's all good wink"

--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:29, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

edit Fuck you and your huge talk page

Every time I see a gigantic talk page, I smack a bitch. For just archives a day, you can save an innocent bitch. Think of the puppies. If you don't, those innocent bitches will come and rape you and all of your potential children. Afterwards, those bitches won't be so innocent anymore. What will her puppies think?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 03:42, July 10 2010 UTC

What he said, but in a less gay voice. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:46, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
Dearest HELPME, Paizuri,
I am fairly certain the puppies feel this way:


edit You have an exceedingly long talk page...

... and this is causing some consternation amongst the community. You see, longer talk pages take longer to load, and people who are trying to read through your talk page or add to it are then put in a position where they have to sift through a significant amount of miscellaneous messages that are totally unrelated to the reason for which they have come to your talk page. This is causing a minor amount of inconvenience for individuals which then turns into irritation and then irrational anger. This then disturbs the delicate balance of the community, which in turn leads to dramatic posts and angry flourishes, which is eating away at the heart of this community. In turn the lack of parody being freely available to the remainder of the world means that they will be forced to rely upon more biased medium, which have particular agendas which include the expansion of territory and the conversion of the world to their ideologies. This will then lead to escalating world tension, which of course will mean that preparations will be made to defend particular ideologies or territory. Due to human fallibility this will of course lead to weapons being used to attack large sections of the populace as a pre-emptive strike, which will then create a desire for revenge, which will be enacted dramatically. Due to the labyrinthine politics of the world this will then lead to ancient allies and enmities being brought to light, and this will extend across the globe and eventually put us in a position where there is likely to be a massive reduction in the inhabitable areas of the world due to the side effects of weaponry being used. This will then destroy the fragile eco-system that sustains life on the Earth and as a result all food sources will be destroyed and life on Earth will no longer exist.

Don't change a thing. Pwn of the rings or something Tuesday, 01:49, Jun 1 2010 UTC Cquote2

So, HA!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Jul 2010 ~ 03:55 (UTC)
But Puppies don't want their bitches smacked. And that's just one puppy.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 03:59, July 10 2010 UTC
I've ALWAYS considered PuppyOnTheRadio to be plural.
And if Puppies don't want their bitches smacked why are there all of those new-fangled rap songs about it?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Jul 2010 ~ 04:04 (UTC)

edit Oh my God, your sig o.o

Okay, I have a small suggestion for you. The instructions are also located here but I shall paraphrase:

Alright, I see that you already have sig subpages in your userspace and that you presumably know about proper sig management. In that case I just have to suggest that you figure out what caused this and rectify it. Adding over a thousand characters to a talk page for just a small comment is adding almost a thousand characters too many. Sigs that size, when dumped onto a page, measure a 4.5 on the Richter scale. It's going to need its own zip code. You get the idea. --Andorin Kato 05:58, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

Bah Humbug! Quit pointing out my mistakes. And you, this is the first time you've talked to me... you never write & you never call... gheesh! Rap  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Jul 2010 ~ 06:10 (UTC)
I see you fixed it. Good man.
Newcookie Andorin Kato has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
--Andorin Kato 07:00, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
Yes and quite quickly too.
Thanks for the cookie! Om, nom, nom, nom!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Jul 2010 ~ 00:46 (UTC)

edit me has does it!

Yes abnormally bad grammar is in fact "in".[1]

Anyways i did it i did the box thingy, check it out if you want, now i want a cookie, and if i do say so myself i deserve one. SO HAND IT OVER.

Anyways Ive already asked someone this but he doesn't seem to reply much but, will you be my father?

In other and less creepy words adopt me.

I also have another question. Why are the box's so retarded, it wont let me add captions and half of the categories don't show up when i put them. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:13, July 11, 2010 (UTC)

But thanks for the help!

...You no reply! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master
Some of us have jobs you know. Seriously. (Hard to believe huh?) ...
Anyway, I'd love to adopt you! (My orphanage cup runneth over.)
Hmmmmmmm, part of the reason the boxes are so retarded is because the items which don't show up are/were not written into the "parent" template. We'd have to "fix" the parent template to have them show up... or build a new "parent" template in our userspace. *yawn* tomorrow.
  1. Don't i knose it!!! Happytimes

Cquote1 I fully accept and endorse your application for n00b adoption. Cquote2
 Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Jul 2010 ~ 05:35 (UTC)
Sweet. Oh and im only 14, so i aint got a job. Anyways i was just wondering if you could take a look at a few of my articles, and tell me what i need to improve on. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 01:42, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
Sure thing; I'm really good at telling people what to do and where to go.
(I'll respond on your talk page. Soonish.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Jul 2010 ~ 00:46 (UTC)

edit It's been over a year since you joined

And still no archives. Also, I heard you were giving out free cookies. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 22:47, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

  • licks his fingers*, mhm mhm, well, sorta, i earned it so what about archives? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 01:38, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
/me comes in, steals all the cookies Aleister 1:46 13 7
Ally, I love you, but if you don't give me those cookies I will be forced to throw a bitch fit. Do you really want a bitch fit to be thrown? Then hand over the cookies...slowly... —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 01:59, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
Too late. Ate most of them, shared the rest with squirrels and a crazy neighbor who, instead of eating hers, now wears it on her hat. And yes, they were magnificent. Aleister 2:09 13 7
.... —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 03:17, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
HEY! U STOLE MINE! Ima kill you. U BETTER BAKE ME A NEW BATCH OR ELSE.--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:17, July 13, 2010 (UTC)

You better get cooking Aleister


Drop the gun Happy Monkey

100px lordarcadian has awarded Pazuri a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Yum! You baked me a brownie! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 23:45, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

edit Hello there Happytimes

Thank you for the support on my recently nominated article, Why?:Brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?‎ on VFH! I don't know why people think its too random, I feel it is much more uniform than most of my articles turned out. Thank you for the glowing words of praise towards it. Also, just loading your talk page slowed my computer, and i am told from the top of the page it is over 158KB. Maybe its time to archive it? Just a suggestion Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 00:49, July 14, 2010 (UTC)


You know, I was convinced it was time to archive my talk-page until the gun-play broke out, so now I think I'll just have to wait and see how this all turns out. Happytimes

You are welcome! I really enjoyed it. I think the people who thought it was random probably weren't familiar with the song, but then again, not everyone can be as pop-culturely experted as we are.
I'd give you a cookie but it appears we're all out...; have this instead:
POP This user is a certified Popular Culture expert, born the same year as [Former US President Gerald Ford's state funeral], in 2007.
{{User POP|?= Former US President Gerald Ford's state funeral|#=[ 2007]}}
 Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Jul 2010 ~ 01:16 (UTC)
Why thank you for the userbox (I think), and I must admit, I've never actually listened to the song all the way through. Mostly just the first minute, to minute and a half, which was enough to get the P. Diddy and Mick Jagger references. Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 01:20, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
But I have listened to the parody on YouTube several times, and bought it on iTunes. Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 01:23, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
You're welcome (I think). Yeah I've seen it before/LOvE the glitter line, but I thought the (telephone/videophone) Lady Gaga/Beyoncé parody is funnier.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Jul 2010 ~ 01:48 (UTC)
Auto-Tune the News 8 WITH T-PAIN!03:38

Auto-Tune the News 8 WITH T-PAIN!


Ah yes, basically all of The Key of Awesome's work is, well, awesome. Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 02:09, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
It's the awesomostestyest!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Jul 2010 ~ 02:15 (UTC)
Ya sorry about the cookie thing...Im gonna get em' back from Aleiester!--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:39, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit I think you've mentioned this,

edit meaning that you're already aware of the problem,

edit but do to incompetence and lazines have not yet rectified it, but...

...your sig is too tall. It's messing with other lines. That makes other lines sad. Monster.

  1. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
  2. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
  3. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!
  4.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes_pi.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ 
  5. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!

See how the gap between your sig and the other lines is big, while the gap between other lines and other other lines is normal? Stop making those other lines sad. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:22, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

This I know, for the bible tells me so. ...and it's made me sad, like a sad, sad clown since I first put it up. ('cause I know it causes pain in the hearts of the Uncyclopelite.) What makes me even more sadderest is that I am too incompetent to fix it... When I shrink the image it doesn't dance. When it doesn't dance I = sad. When I sad I can't fixum stuff. ... So in conclusion, me sad (like sad sad clown).
Help!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 00:58 (UTC)
Two choices: Either upload a new version that's the right size (if you want to use the ""), or just link to it the normal wiki way as [[Image:Name.gif|16px]]. (There's a third choice, but it involves putting lime in the coconut and drinking them both up) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:42, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
This- 16px = no move = sad. But I digress.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  16 Jul 2010 ~ 01:40 (UTC)
You do. You do, indeed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:11, July 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit soonish

Soonish huh...your my "father" apperently now, is that how you treat your "son", *sniff*, ill get to ya when i get to ya!*breaks out into a crying freak* --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 14:58, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

and if there good put me up 4 noob of the month...or else


I told you to drop the gun, Happy monkey, I'm not fuckin' around this time. Drop it, slowly, and put your hands up where I can see 'em

Psh, what, now you're threatening people? ...actually, you may be onto something here; this is uncyclopedia, after all, not some civilised culture... Also, it helps if you sign at the end of your statement... I think perhaps I'll keep following you around bugging you until you either get it right or I find something better to do. Wonder which will happen first... ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 15:35 (UTC)
i did sign...i just purposely haven't been signing around you cause it's fun to annoy u =D including now.
And the atrocious speeling and grammar, is that to annoy me as well? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 18:38 (UTC)
Actuly yes, does u finds it amoosing?
Meh. Just sign your comments or die. Don't ask how that works now, but I'll find a way. I'll find a way. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100714 - 19:09 (UTC)

edit You'd better do what she says

... and start signing your posts before she finds that 'die a user button' button on that one page. As for the speeling and gramiker on talk pages... 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 01:36 (UTC)

edit Oh and it's not all about you you know!

Ok, maybe a little. But I've got a metric-shit-ton of stuff to do around here.
Ok, ok, ok, don't look so sad. sheesh

  • Try not to use to many quotes at the beginning of an article. You managed to pull it off in HowTo:Catch a grue though and haven't gone overboard in the others so I think you got this one. (You're a quick study, atta-boy.) I love how you follow advice.
  • Watch your its and it's (or it's tits up for sure).
  • Add some links. (But not in The Meaning of this Article, it works better without them I think.) Be clever.
  • HowTo:Go Skydiving Without a Parachute ends weak. You always start off stronger than you finish I think. (I used to be that way too.) When proofing read the article paragraph by paragraph from the bottom up; it's a great way to touch-up and catch many mistakes!
  • There are spaces after an ellipsis... that is all (for now).
  • So basically I like what I see, you got talent kid. It just looks like you need more time with writing/editing/proofing to come up to a professional level = time. Luckily noone here is all that professional. Don't be afraid to ask for a pee review once you've beaten an article to death. (I'll do more than skim through them this weekend and give you better feedback.) Cheers.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 01:36 (UTC)

Gun play on my talk page is so cool. Anyway monkey, I think I'm gonna require this as required reading from now on. It's gots some good link jokes and stuffs & junks too. (I figured I should do some mentoring or something and this seemed like as good a way as any; "wax-on, wax-off" and all that.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 01:59 (UTC)

that's alot of stuff i mess up on...i...i suck...WAAAHHHHYOUR ALL GONNA DIE


ugh...sorry about that, i didn't take my pill this morning, so i just took 15 right now. Ill be good for another few minutes, but then can someone call the ambulance?ending weak thing. I noticed that as well, i think i get a mixture of three things while getting near the end of writing an article. One is that I get excited to finish it and be done, overall. Two is i get tired of writing and i sort of rush to finish it off, and three is i get a stomach ache, that is because Ive been sitting on the computer writing an article for an hour straight and i really have to use the bathroom.
a few last words, I would appricate if you could reply on my talk page, cause my computer is slow some days and it literally takes minutes for you page to load. And im not quite sure what a pee review is...could you explain that. But man thanks for all the help, you really outdo yourself with advise!--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:48, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
wait you noinated me...*sniff*, thats so kind....i'm, going to put down the gun. For you, but for aliester *pulls out a knife*, he's screwed, next time i see him in cyberspace he's dead. D-E-D The preceding unsigned comment was added by Happymonkey39 (talk • contribs)

edit OK

I'll respond on your talk page until I archive mine. Also, try writing whilst sitting on the toilet; saves time.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Jul 2010 ~ 06:11 (UTC)

Well im using a computer so that may be a tiny problem. Should i bring a toilet into my computer room or a desk and computer to my bathroom? And what the hell does archive mean! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:16, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit YOU

You're killing me here. Please archive this page. Isn't a year and two months long enough? I'm sure our mother would agree. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:17, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

But I don't wanna be raped!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  16 Jul 2010 ~ 01:56 (UTC)
Trust me, it's a little shocking at first but you'll get used to it. You'll get very used to it... —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 02:44, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

edit It's no dancing banana....

but you can have this. Love, cherish , and be amazed by it at all times. or Mr. The Jazz will kill you. Thanks!--John Lydon 14:27, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Villianc My plans for world domination are nearly complete now that HowTo:Survive the Titanic was featured!Thank you for your part in bringing about the end of the world.

edit You, personally, averted the Apocalypse


Post Apocalypse made it in to cue, thanks to you. Now there is no chance it will happen.

Much thanks--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:45, Jul 15

edit Re one of your Top 10 of 2009 votes from January 2010

Better late than never, or at least that's the thought. (Sorry about the length of this, by the way.) Horribly belated thanks for voting 2001: A Space Odyssey into #2 of 2009! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:54 16 Jul 2010]

UnLegal Dept.   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  04:19, July 16, 2010 (UTC) , ,

July 15, 2010

James Steel c/o Alesha Phillips London EC4M 7EH UK , ,

Re: Cease and desist demand

Dear James Steel c/o Alesha Phillips:

You have been forwarded a Paul the Octopus voodoo doll* for your perusal. No further action on this matter will be tolerated. Now piss off!.

This will serve as your legal notice to cease and desist all further actions described above. You are hereby instructed to comply with this letter immediately or face legal sanctions under applicable Federal and State law.

edit Archive

I just found out what an archive is without your help! Your fired, nah I'm just kidding. But seriously, you need to archive this page pronto. And when exactly are you gonna get around to that full out review on my talk page you were talking about. I'm getting pretty tired of waiting 5 minutes for this page to open -_-". --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:35, July 16, 2010 (UTC)

I can only do so much. It's an amazing amount of much, although small. (Gonna reformat my hard drive to remove malware & then I'll be back.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  17 Jul 2010 ~ 06:09 (UTC)

edit Showdown For Cookies

Hello there Happytimes. Congratulations! You have been chosen to be one of our not-so-special judges for the writers showdown that will be between Aleister in Chains and me Happymonkey39. This will be a showdown were we give each other a name of an unwritten article and we must write as much as we can in 1 hour and 15 minutes. Then our 5 judges will choose which article is better overall. A template on how it shall be evaluated will be given later.

This showdown will be held at 10:30EDT, please convert the time yourself. At 11:50EDT each judge will review each article and chose which he finds best. The user with the most votes wins. And yes the prize will be cookies, the loser must give 100 cookies to the winner on the users talk page.

So are you willing to be an unhonorable judge? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:22, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Review

Thanks for the reply on the above :P

Anyways can you do a pee review on my ADD...cause it's been up for a bit and wasn't reviewed. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:18, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit I always miss out on the funs stuff!

Been sick. Compuiter been sick. Computer better now. Hopefully, me soon.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 00:34 (UTC)

edit oh your back!

I honestly thought you died. You said i got one i wish for 100 more wishes.

For my first wish i would love you to piss on my ADD article (give it a pee review). Tell me if it's good enough for VFH, i think i did a goo job, but be honest, i don't know what's considered good enough.

Oh and don't worry, we and Al never had the showdown, we may have a giant one with more people another time though, if you wanna you can join/organize it!

Well good to hear from ya, and yes please archive this ASAP!--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 01:28, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

Good to see you back roaming the halls of Uncy! Happymonkey turned out to be a cool guy, even though he hates me, and he got half the cookies. Both of us feasted on those cookies for days. I missed the dancing 'nanas. Aleister 1:34 24 7
Yes Ir back. I'll give the PEE review a shot 'though I've never done one before. We'll see about the showdown after UN:IC is running strong; unless Aleister provokes me sooner. Working on the archive now. Good to be back, thanks guys! Cheers!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)
It's ok, i just want it pissed on. Tell me when you'll do it, if you did it today that would make me jizz my pants...or not. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 01:42, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

I hope you havn't been holding it in, cause i got LordArcian pissing on my article right now. But i would love if you would check it out and tell me what you think. I mean that's the whole point of adopting :P --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:45, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

I'm glad you're back as well, unrelatedly. Perhaps a party is in order; whaddya say, monkey? Shall we throw your dad a party? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 04:41 (UTC)

Oooh! I like balloons and cake and other stuff, like presents!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 04:46 (UTC)
Oh? What sorts of presents, eh? I hope nothing too exotic; I'm a bit on a budget currently. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 04:54 (UTC)
Well, I like the kind of presents that I can't write home about. But not the kind of presents that would get me arrested, if you know what I mean. Expense is not a limiting factor here, most things make me happy.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jul 2010 ~ 05:02 (UTC)
Ah, okay. That could well be arranged. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100724 - 16:34 (UTC)
Wait, so the rumors are true Lyrithya is a chick! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 00:59, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, yes, and once I lure you out of your homes and into the dark, you will all be mine! MUAHAHAHAHAH! ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100725 - 02:08 (UTC)

I would like to add that I, too, appreciate Happytime's back, and I will often stare at it and daydream when I'm supposed to be taking notes. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:01, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, that too... he does have a rather nice back, yes. (Dammit, I really have been dealing with the grammatically infantile too long...) ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100725 - 02:08 (UTC)
Thus proving, the "Woman" theory to a proven fact...--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master
DAMMIT LYRTHYA U MADE MY FONT SMALL! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:29, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
Oops. *fixes it* And of course I'm a woman. Why would you think otherwise? Would I be selling porn out the back window if I wasn't? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100725 - 03:40 (UTC)
Depends. Do you sell it to minors? Or it if you know what i mean. Oh and i actually don't know what sex you are, cause you father calls you a dude, but you got a purple signature and you act sort of "feminish" although, you may just be homosexual? In that case i take back the "it" offer...but ill still take the porn *looks at the cover* you have non-gay porn?--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:02, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
The only person who is allowed to be gay on Uncyclopedia (with the exception of User talk:Under user) for the next year is me. I have a contract. It's my turf. Bitch.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 06:19, July 26 2010 UTC
In that case *hands HELPME the gay porn*. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:08, July 26, 2010 (UTC)
Two things... one, that's purple; check your monitor settings. Two, pshaw at HELPME... ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100726 - 23:59 (UTC)
And of course I have non-gay porn... I have all kinds. Aaaalll kinds. *confiscates the stuff given to HELPME* Pay for it first! ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100727 - 00:00 (UTC)
Check your eyes...i said purple -_-"...wait so you do sell to minors. Ahhh, interesting. Hmm lets take a look...whoa, nice...ok I'll take that one, that one...and...ah what the hell, the thing with the tentacles...but i can only pay in cookie crumbs...will this do?
O wait up, I need the gay porn as well, i don't want HELPME to pull a b*tch fit on me. That wouldn't be fabulous... --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 01:25, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
Eh, it said 'pink' when I read it. I don't go back and reread things after the fact; that'd be silly. And of course I sell to minors; they may as well get something if they're resourceful enough to find me. Ah, this... interesting choice... and of course it will do... so long as you throw in some bits of string as well.
Do explain... ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100727 - 01:56 (UTC)

I so love it when the conversations on my talk page continue without me... very entertaining upon my return. (P.S. I hear the porn with the yeti are the best.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 Jul 2010 ~ 04:52 (UTC)

edit Nice job on the archive -_-"

Title says it all. Did the plan just die? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 12:52, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

No, no. No. Just delayed; real life got in the way.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 Jul 2010 ~ 04:48 (UTC)
whoa you have a real life!?!? I need to get me one of those. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 19:17, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
Nah. They're WAY overrated. (except the sex part)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  29 Jul 2010 ~ 00:13 (UTC)
ugh...again...15...i feel left out now...--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 05:07, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
Yep. That's what you do when you're 15. Feeling left out is a pretty demanding past time.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 03:47 (UTC)

edit Upsilon Sigma Sigma July Newsletter


Well guys, its been exactly 5 billion years since I last did a newsletter and I thought doing one would be a good way to get everyone back into the fold for August. Big things on the horizon for August for Upsilon Sigma Sigma.

First thing's first: Welcome to our newest brothers, Maniac1075 and Happymonkey39! Hopefully you guys will stick around and become regular contributors to our little project here!

Secondly, unfortunately there wasn't really a July collaboration. That's partly my fault from being absent most of the month because of work. The June collaboration, Taco, that got roughly finished and reviewed around mid-July will be our collaboration for both months. Go ahead and head on over to the collaboration page to vote on whether we send the article to mainspace or not and be sure to nominate an article for the que, also found on the collaboration page.

Third, some asshole (cough MadMax) redirected weird to odd, but bad news for him; we're doing weird as our collaboration for August anyways. This one is going to be epic guys, like Tim Burton epic. I'd like an 'all hands on deck' turnout for this one. We'll begin sometime around August 1 or second. I was thinking the approach for the article should be from the perspective of a high school misfit who's unaware how weird he is describing other kids as being weird. or something... Once the collaboration page is up and running we'll hash it out on the discussion page.

Lastly, and I know I constantly pound this, we all need to start doing requested articles individually. This is supposed to be a big part of USS, but our frat has morphed into mainly a collaboration group. Lets try and focus on those individual requested articles over the next few months.

Looking forward to ramping this thing back into gear with you guys in August!

Founder -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 21:37 EST 28 July, 2010

edit Er

What exactly is going on with this whole HappyMonkey thing? Is he another account of yours? Because, you know, in case you hadn't heard, that's like, illegal and stuff...

Also, these mainspace redirects to your userspace? Yeah, those aren't gonna work out. And by the beard of Thor, archive this talk page! -RAHB 04:57, July 29, 2010 (UTC) he adopted me....-_-". And ive asked him like 5 times already, he wont do it, says he actually has a "real life". Ha! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 05:07, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
(Stupid edit conflict!)
  1. Happymonkey39 is not me; he is my (somewhat) neglected noob. Pity him.
  2. Yeah, saw you huffed that (2nd) HAPPYHAPPY link so I already edited it out of the thing I'm doing with that page & stuff... I can see your point of view on that as it may get ridiculous. (However I got the idea for the first one when I saw another user do it & I'd like it back as I think it was a pretty cool idea. (I wouldn't have/make any other redirects from here on out.).)
  3. Working on archiving now... as usual I made it FAR more difficult than it needed to be. (By Grabthar's hammer Thor is cool!)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  29 Jul 2010 ~ 05:15 (UTC)
Okay, all of that seems to be in order, then. Which is cool. Because I like order. Order turns me on. Especially when I put other people in order. I'm a sadist, you see, and nothing gets my butter churning quite like a heaping helping of making other people do shit. Since you asked so politely though, I suppose you're right about other users having redirects, so I'll restore yours for you. Cheers! -RAHB 14:38, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you. You're a scholar and a gentleman. I appreciate it much.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 03:21 (UTC)


AM I INTERFERING WITH THE ARCHIVE!!!!!! then... --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 05:21, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

er, just a bit... but I can 'ALWAYS foil the attempts of noobs to hinder my progressA Ha ha HA HA HA!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  29 Jul 2010 ~ 05:23 (UTC)
Oh for the record
LAST! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 05:27, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
Everyone who reads this pre-archived talk_page is last. Duh!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  29 Jul 2010 ~ 06:23 (UTC)
JUST ARCHIVE IT FOR GOD SAKES! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 14:06, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

You know you are sometimes a terrible example to me. SHOW ME HOW TO DO IT DADDY! As in do it i mean archive. Don't be lazy -_-"

You mean there are times when I am not a terrible example?
Newcookie Happytimes has awarded you a cookie!
For not being a terrible example and for speaking in third person when awarding yourself a cookie.
Well, I did archive... but I did do it the LAZY way & successfully cut this page in half. (I bet that assistant from my old magic show wishes I had done that; rest in peace. *sniff*)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 03:20 (UTC)
Remind me never to see your magic act, with my luck ill end up as another dead volunteer from the audience. But thanks for the cookie, you know how i salvage these crumbled bits of heaven.
Hey! That's my cookie!!! You had cookies already and if you have any more it'll spoil your dinner. Dinner being to take your ADD pee review & update the suggested changes that you agree with. (Other than just adding that one image... make it bigger by the way.)
Do what I say 'cause I said it.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Jul 2010 ~ 03:41 (UTC)
Eh, i told you, i have given up on that one. I have three other projects in progress. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:44, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit oi, you!

Thanks for the help! Hope to see you around for the August article -- Sf13 Upsilonsigmasigmacrest 02:08 EST 2 Aug, 2010

edit Contest today

Happymonkey called for a writing contest which will start at 2:00 UTC (10 p.m. eastern time in the United States and other weird countries). Contestents will give each other an exact name of an article at app. 9:59 eastern time, and then we will write until 11:15 (3:15 UTC). We need at least one judge who will look at all the articles, say nay, or yay, or something, and tell us whatever they want to. Please sign up on Happymonkeys talk page, as participant or judge(s), and then we can pair people up around 9:30 eastern and let them know who they will give their page title to. (Inspired by DrSkullthumper's contest of a month or so ago). Aleister 16:05 2 8

oh my.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 00:47 (UTC)
Please discuss about your questions about judging on the official forum discussion page, Happytimes. Thank you.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 01:07, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
If you catch this in time, please make sure my name is handed out to somebody in the next few minutes for the contest. Thanks!It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 01:41, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Good work on the contest! Without you it would have collapsed into a black hole. Is everyone set up with an article name now? I guess HELPME never showed up, so you are a saviour of the forlorn. Aleister 2:30 3 8

lol Sockpuppet of an unregistered user & Thekillerfroggy have both not given each other articles yet... as far as I can tell. But I did leave a message & I suppose as long as they do it within the next couple of hours it'll be alright.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 02:33 (UTC)
I did show up. Do you have any patience whatsoever?--HM (T) 03:34, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
Socky gave up, he said to not give him a title. Frog's got one though. So other than that all is good! We are up and running as we speak. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 04:48, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Judging

You can judge any way you want. See my talk page for how I will.--HM (T)

So glad you directed me right back the the comment I jst left a message on (that prompted you to leave the above comment).
I judge you: fail.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 03:27 (UTC)
I made this comment before I saw that one, or even the new messages bar. Stupid.--HM (T)
That was stupid of you. Pay attention man! Geah! Gheash!
Oh, by the way... how's it going? See any good movies lately?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Aug 2010 ~ 03:37 (UTC)

edit Hey

So im hitting the hay for tonight. But before i go, just remember that you have to give a total score, from 0-50, so we can add your's (i spell yours the way i want to. You're or your, don't tell me HOW TO LIVE....wait, over-dramatic there wasn't i?) and help's scores together.

And here I was using the Happytimes scale of 3.14 to infinity. I'll have to rework all the scores now. (Some will have to be divided by zero.) This is gonna take forever. (I'm gonna hit the hay as well.)

And ive asked this i think twice now...does help hate me? I mean really, the article was clearly not finished, yet he reviewed it as if it was. Eh it don't matter, he's just another brick in the wall....the wall that the nazi's broke down to get me...which happens to be the wall to my living room...--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 05:27, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

You knew the time limit. (I'll also judge it as is... minus points for incompleteness (and for you, failure to use the right form of "your" and "you're".) Cheers!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  04 Aug 2010 ~ 05:36 (UTC)

edit Contest

Hi. I didn't want to write you as the contest and judging were going on, distance from a judge or an umpire, but now that it's over. . .thanks for all your hard work! You stepped in and saved much of the momentum of the contest and then led in the judging and other things. Nice. Thank you for your comments on my page, very helpful. I'm glad you liked it (and I liked yours very much, your HowTo:, which I consider part of the contest itself. On my page, HELPME didn't like the Winkler tombstone and caption, to in-jokey although someone reading it won't know that at all, the way I formed it was to avoid an in-joke to someone who doesn't know. On the witch section, what can be changed, do you think, to change it? I like that one alot, but I like witches (most of my girlfriends have been witches). Is there anything in there you can suggest? Thanks again, fun stuff and a great contest. Aleister 13:57 4 8

WEll i only looked at the i do with books...but that tombstone was freaking awesome. If you made that put it up for VFP...although it may not win. And hey, I did all of the orinizing thank you very much!,,,he didn't do nothing! Im preatty upset, i mean he is the "judge", he should have done something! Gosh, you can be so selfish! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 14:32, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, it would probably be voted down as "text-based". Just trying to keep you from getting your hopes too high.--HM (T) 02:51, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Oh and by the way, Since Puppy and Dexter are whining, we will have another one probably within the month. Maybe it will be a monthly thing, i dunno. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 14:32, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit El Fuuuutbowl Drafto

Tag! You're it! Hope you didn't want Peyton Manning!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:16, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Actully I did... back to the drawring board.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Aug 2010 ~ 01:02 (UTC)
Please don't take forever to pick, if you can help it. I noticed you wrote that hmmm... like, an hour ago. So yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:27, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
F U muther F'r! It just so happens I just figured it out, and in less than 30min too! (I was doin' other stuff.) *grin*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Aug 2010 ~ 01:30 (UTC)
Hahaha your it... can't touch this sucka *runs off*--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 01:28, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

edit Round 2

Your round 2 pick is ready sir, -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 15:34 EST 7 Aug, 2010

I picked Cutler for you - per your preemptive pick--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:30, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you! :)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  07 Aug 2010 ~ 23:09 (UTC)

edit Round 3

It's on! that is ;-) --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  21:33, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Dude

You really need to work on your judging for the Happymonkey contest. I finished already, and it's been quite a few days since the contest ended.--HM (T) 02:26, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

Some contests takie months to finish. You've done such good in-depth critiques that more time should be given for the final tallies. And this is a fun thing, not a pressure pot, silly. And HELPME and Happytimes, I've taken both of your reviews to heart while doing some edits on Tombstone after a pee review by Black Flamingo. Thanks to you both. Aleister 2:31 8 8
Well, of course you're fine with waiting; your article was already judged. What about the rest of us?! *flails* ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100808 - 04:26 (UTC)
Ha, ha, ha. You kids today and your Wii Fit and your Interwebs!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Aug 2010 ~ 04:28 (UTC)
Eh, you need to yell at the 'kids' to get off your lawn to make it really convincing. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Apheori *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100808 - 04:31 (UTC)
Dear, my "lawn" is made of gravel and orphan bones. NO ONE steps in my yard.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Aug 2010 ~ 04:38 (UTC)
Well, that's boring. Not even the weird goth kids looking for bones to put in their piercings? ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100808 - 14:30 (UTC)
Nah, they sit on the porch with me. (But not the emo ones; basement!) Who do you think brings me the orphans anyway?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  09 Aug 2010 ~ 04:24 (UTC)
I thought the orphans would bring themselves, frankly. Seriously, if you were doing it right, it would all go... erm... right. Without any help. Or something. ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100809 - 05:20 (UTC)

You're not going to finish the judging, are you?

I suppose I should have known, really. Shame. ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100814 - 04:05 (UTC)

I would be done by now if not for all the responses to stuff & stuff.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Aug 2010 ~ 04:50 (UTC)
So stop responding.
Also, good sir, I do believe you're due for a stabbing. ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100814 - 05:00 (UTC)

edit Fnord

Soooo, I've been steadily redoing the page. Have a look at what I have so far (half is mine, half is the original) User:Skinfan13/Fnord -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 01:25 EST 8 Aug, 2010

edit DRAFT

Sincerely -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 16:39 EST 10 Aug, 2010

Done!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Aug 2010 ~ 20:44 (UTC) (= 16:44 EST!)

edit ...

Just haven't talked for a while...thought i would say "..."

Oh and the ban was a mistake, you can do research on it if you want, but im to lazy to give you the facts. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 00:57, August 13, 2010 (UTC)

The ban itself wasn't a mistake; the length was. Trivial details are EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.--HM (T) 01:24, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
I knew someone would say that. You know i left out one very important fact in the contraversy. I did apologize on the dude review...just my internet must have crashed that day or something because it didn't go through. You know HELPME, im pretty sure ur not an admin, but to be honest, you really should be if your not. Sure i may find your approach on things a bit too harsh sometimes but no body is perfect.
But one thing i don't understand, is how you really think that it should have been a ban, UU has his opinion, fine, but i don't see how people can agree with his choice. I did apologize, and it was my first time i ever made a mistake in pee reviews. And he may have said go back and apologize, but he never said to go back and apologize and open the review. If he did i would completely understand, and a 1-3 hour ban may not have even been enough.
I still have a lot of things i want to tell him, but he seems nice, so i keep my mouth shut, and i was on the IRC. I was told that i didn't know when to shut-up. You would be surprised how many bad things i could have said to people. For instance I think Mordillo is just trying to do his job. But i don't know what he was thinking with the grue thing. The page was fine and barley touched for a year. So someone puts a rewrite tag on it and he goes and reverts it to a way older version...i don't get why, but now i have to live with it. And i loved that article, it made me laugh and laugh...not anymore.
But hey, that's me opening my thoughts, now you know at least half of my thoughts about the site. You don't want to know the rest. :P --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:00, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, I'm pretty sure it was your second, both with the same person, ironically enough.
I think you may need to know a couple of Pee conventions. First, reviews have to be completed within 24 hours of booking- 48 hours at most and only when there's a significant issue that keeps you from doing the review in 24. Also, always apologize for not completing a review on the review page. That way, everyone sees it. UU explained why it's such a big issue to him on his talk page.
The truth is, you do kind of give a vibe that you're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too stubborn. An argument ends with an action. After the action is over and both sides have stated their opinions, any more discussion is just unnecessary drama. If you don't get what you want, well, you win some, you lose some. Don't continue.
I'm not an admin.
The problem with Grue is the curse of subjective humor. More involved people thought Mordillo was right, so you lost by consensus. As harsh as it may sound, it sucks to be you. It's just how Uncyclopedia (and life) is. --HM (T) 02:58, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
Wait like who? I know people that disagree (about the grue thing)...multiple as a matter of fact, some not actually having uncyclopedia accounts, others do.
Going back to the actual problem. Here's the thing. UU did explain the problem with apologizing... after the ban. That's sort of what ticks me off. And yes im stubborn, but me saying that doesn't say push it, i ain't WAAAAAAAAY stubborn, maybe WAAAY or even WWWAAY.
And are these rules actually written somewhere, because they should, or even maybe say a few when you go to do the actual rule, maybe hide it in the template? You see i know the 24 rule already, i am a member of peeing, but i didn't know it then.
And after it was over i was jsut trying to be friendly...maybe i took the wrong aproach, eh who knows. But i don't hate him, i just hate the mistake he made and the unwritten rules of life....Whoa....that would be a SICK article...i so am going to do that!...wanna help? Happy you wanna help?..ah my ADD is showing, but seriously i don't hate him or this site, hell i love this sight. But the same goes for people, nothing is perfect. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:37, August 13, 2010 (UTC)

...wait ur not admin huh...well i got to say u should be, i mean you sure set this place in order. I ain't gonna mention names, but u take care of more stuff then some of the admins around here! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:39, August 13, 2010 (UTC)

That's the key, though. The opinions of active Uncyclopedians- especially admins- are usually weighed far more then people who haven't joined or at least been editing. If the people really care, well, they need to argue their own cases, as there's simply no way you can prove the opinions of those who don't state them.
If rules are written, people just circumvent them. That's what separates us from Wikipedia.--HM (T) 04:11, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
No the difference between wikipedia and us is false facts and a bit a Marijuana...want some? No, but seriously the page should have been left alone, period.
And I think that article could have great potential. Maybe i should get the Sigma thing were in to do it as a group. What do you think? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 21:26, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
This is a lot of conversation with no direct involvement from me.[1]
Dear HELPME, it seems that my noob thinks you should be an admin. As much as this may have caused me to cringe in horror just a few short months ago... I think he may be right: seek my support if when the time comes. (Personally if I became an admin I don't see how my workings here would change much... other than people asking me stupid (administrative) questions on my talk page.)
Dearest Monkeyshines, I've been watching you on talk pages and saw the ban and etc, etc, etc. Sorry I didn't weigh-in or help but I honestly think you're doing ok with it.[2] I don't mind that you got a ban... as a matter of fact there have been other users who've gotten several bans from not p-reviewing on time and they are still here and functional? upstanding members of Uncyclopedisociety. I kinda feel bad that I didn't lend my support but: 1.) The ban is clearly marked on the main UN:PEE page, and 2.) I really only trolled through people's user pages (way) after the fact.
So... I lost my train of thought... um, busy with the Fantasy football, reviews, and real life.... Anyway, if you ever need help just ask me here or on our dedicated page. etc. happy! etc. Foosball. etc. (I'll look into this Grue topic you speak of.) etc.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Aug 2010 ~ 00:19 (UTC)
  1. <summary text>
  2. Plus I'm lazy busy.
So you understand why it was a mistake in my opinion. Anyways i dont mind you not helping...athough next time if possible all i want you to do is try and get me un-banned if possible. And the reason i didn't mention u being admin is because HELPME is scary. Your not, to be an admin you must scare' people. Weather it being extremely gay or reverting articles that were perfect [1]. In fact your the opposite of scary, if i watched the scariest movie ever i would come to you to "un-scare" me...and yes i like highlighting un-words if you noticed. Anyways good to finally hear from you..will u be available all weekend? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:11, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
  1. hehe see what i did there!
Grrrrr! Arrrrgh![1]

Manhole figure 5 On a professional level this user plays Lawn-dart Dodge-ball and as such should be treated with the requisite level of respect.

I may or may not be on this weekend. (p.s. if I had the power of the ban-stick I would, by definition, be scary.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Aug 2010 ~ 05:01 (UTC)
  1. I see what you did there. Did you see what I did there? Scary noises that's what!!!
If you have a short ban, the best thing to do is to just live with it. It's a waste of everyone's time to argue a 1 hour ban.--HM (T) 05:52, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
Eh, i don't carea about a one hour, in fact like you, i slept through my last short ban, but anything over 6 hours i would like if someone resurected me, especially a 1 year 4 month ban...and helpme, did i offend you with the movie thing? GOOD![1] --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 15:01, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
  1. Like you i can't say sorry...well actually i can but i just don't wanna
I've been on Uncyclopedia for over seven months. My ability to be offended has disappeared. Although, I was irritated by the fact that you didn't write my username properly. (HELPME, not Helpme. OK, I honestly don't care that much about that. I just like picking out your mistakes.)
As someone I know said before: "A three day ban rarely lasts three days. Usually, a user complains on IRC or through e-mail to one of our nicer admins, and they end up unbanned eventually." However, in my experience, if you get banned for that long for being an asshole, don't expect much. Civility is important.--HM (T) 17:53, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
YOU THINK HE'S GONNA CAPITALIZE YOU WHEN HE DOESN'T EVEN CAPITALIZE "i"??? That's crazy talk!!!TM  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Aug 2010 ~ 17:59 (UTC)
Happytimes took the words out of my mouth...well sort of. And for the record i don't like people picking out my mistakes, mainly because no one can ever list them all. Have i not been civil? I mean the first time i raised my text (well it's not really a voice is it?) at someone is with UU because i was freaking pissed at the time. Other than that if it seems that I've been mad i actually haven't. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 19:31, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hi!

Hello, Happytimes, just dropped by to say "Hi!" back. I'm glad you didn't wait, it's always a good time for a greeting. I guess you went away because The Don scared you (he is mafia, after all) but I didn't want you to think I was ignoring you. Why are HELPME and Happymonkey so angry? Don't they know it's upsetting for little noobs like me when they shout so? Can't they be friends again?--Ohnogodnotagain 20:06, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

Hello again!
They're not angry, they're being clever. They are friends. They are close friends. (They are so close sometimes they share undershirts.) Did you know they are sorta related? Monkeyshines is kinda big H's nephew. As such H buys M fireworks, porn and booze when I'm not looking, or something.
As for the mafia I ran across it months ago (back when this guy was called Mu) and decided to join, and then never did for some reason. I think i may just be to busy to do 3/4ths of the things here (I still have to make my cult!). Anywho, take care and all that.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Aug 2010 ~ 20:23 (UTC)
Oh, they're family....that explains it! That's OK then. Anyway, thanks for the hi, nice talking to you - and you take care, too x --Ohnogodnotagain 21:04, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
p.s. I love that little dancing banana-man in your sig. Did you make that? Who made that for you?--Ohnogodnotagain 21:11, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
Zana made it for me when i was a wee noob! (I miss her!)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Aug 2010 ~ 21:16 (UTC)
I bet you do - it's stunning. As we speak, The Don is making me a new sig! I can't wait.--Ohnogodnotagain 22:56, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
I made it really simply. Willing to spice it up as much as you want. Personally I just prefer simple sigs, but it's your call! —PEEPEE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:19 14 August 2010]
So hows that whole "i don't let things aroun here get to me" thing going? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:43, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
'ha ha ha! @ both of you; comedy gold that.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Aug 2010 ~ 05:37 (UTC)
ha ha ha!-- go, HM, go boy, GO! (19:41 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk) Wow! look at that sig! (19:41 15/08/2010) (userohnogod--notagaintalk)

edit ROUND 5

Draft! You're it! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  21:50, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

It's your turn again! -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 21:26 EST 14 Aug, 2010
And again! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  02:21, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Who gets a thank you?

You do! As of the policy you know about here is a pre-thanks. No long list of users to dish generic templates to, after, and a personalised message for you! Lucky you! So, if my article is indeed featured then read this special message: Thanks for voting for and aiding me in my quest for featurage, regarding Why?:I'm In court, Mum. If I fail in my epic quest for a feature then ponder over this: Sod you, bitch!. That is all and thank you! Sincerely and deeply. —PEEPEE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:29 14 August 2010]

edit Thanks

Thanks for Nominating and Voting for me for NOTM
PS. This is a really long page ~~ 06:57, 16 August 2010 Fudgemobile

You are welcome! (Yes I need to archive agains!!!)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  16 Aug 2010 ~ 07:02 (UTC)

edit Geese

Archiving? If anyone rapes you before I get to it, delete their feeble attempts. Did you know Tombstone is on VFH, getting way down the list now so it may be missed. I know you liked it once, a long time ago in a contest far far away. If you still do, nudge nudge, winks winks. Al 19:10 16 8

p.s. and you asked for something to do. Do you know Maniac1075? He writes amazing stuff, but spells and grammars worst than I do (sometimes). Maybe you can ask him for a couple of his titles he'd like proofread, and that would improve some of our hidden gems here. But watch out, he's crazy as a loon and will cut you just for showing up.
Ack! Pppppthpth!!! too manys things goings ons rights nows.... will try soonish.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 06:34 (UTC)

edit Healp! Haelp!

The NOTM page was vandalized by User:Brutiss, I was on his page and it's the same as mine, I think it's User:Brutis bra back And I can help with some editing <wink>

edit Draft

You're up. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:54, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

And again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:14, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit AHHHHH!

YOU FINISH THAT GOD DAMN JUDGING OR I WILL SPAM THIS PAGE SO HARD THAT IT WILL TAKE 6 YEARS TO LOAD! NOW GO FINISH SO I CAN HAND OUT THE GOD DAMN AWARDS! Love ya daddy bye bye ;D --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:31, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Yes sir will do sir right away sir! No go to your room  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  17 Aug 2010 ~ 19:53 (UTC)
...What am i five? Your the worst dad ever i hate you! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 20:06, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit DRAFT!

paloffs is now. (I was an instrumental part in the creation of that meme actually). Oh, make your pick sir -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 21:11 EST 17 Aug, 2010

Which instrument? Drums? Triangle? Electric guitar???  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 05:50 (UTC)
electric triangle actually, I'm what they call a prodigy. -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 02:27 EST 18 Aug, 2010
Ohhhh, a pro-digy huh? I've heard of those... they get all the girls.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 06:29 (UTC)
Ring A Ding! Time To Do Your Thing! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  02:01, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit Plumage

Just to let you know, this page you created and worked on is now on VFD. You might want to come vote on it and/or copy it back to your userspace while it still lives. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:51, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for the heads-up, I appreciate it. (I'm sure my peeps will help save it... or else.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 04:29 (UTC)

edit I made the league

It's on Yahoo!. Here are some important things to know:

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:40, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hey

Hey, nothing to do so I nominated User:Maniac1075 for UGOTM.....Here!.... thought you would vote for him because you have Proofread a lot of his pages, anyway bye Fudgemobile 08:15, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit Draft

You're up again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:03, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit Mafia

You're in. See your welcome message, here. You can see your position and rank within the mafia, here. Feel free to pop in any time and say hello at the members only club. —PEEPEE WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:20 22 August 2010]

edit Oy!

*slaps ye around* Do yer scorin'! ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100822 - 15:45 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Iran inaugurates first unmanned bomber

I stole your photo for my UnNews:Obama hosts Semite slumber-party. Spıke Ѧ 21:29 22-Aug-10

PS--Then read the underlying AP wire and finished your article, renaming it and redesignating it for 23-Aug. I've had reports that Yahoo citations for AP go away after a couple days; we'll see if the Source of this one requires repair. Spıke Ѧ 02:25 23-Aug-10

Dude that f'n rocks! Way to go.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  23 Aug 2010 ~ 06:01 (UTC)

It also means you are listed here. Add your national flag, if you care. Spıke Ѧ 11:16 23-Aug-10

edit Draft (again)

You're up (again). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:04, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

Ohhhhh! You Picky Now, Joe! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  19:54, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 21:37, August 25, 2010 (UTC) !nrut ruoY
It's that time again!!!!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:24, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
LAST PICK! WE'RE FINALLY DONE!!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  06:05, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit A special thanks

Sorry about the formatting on your talk page. Couldn't get it to work for the life of me because I'm a noob. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:00, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit is this what they mean by whoring ? an opinion on this would be appreciated. is it near ready for submission to dem powers dat be ?-- ⦿⨦⨀ Phrage (talk) 07:24, August 28, 2010 (UTC) I know the photos are higgeldy piggeldy I still have to learn how to jiggle photos.

(Sorry, I'm to tired to think right now.) Noticed punctuation is running into the next sentence in some places, and that there are extra spaces in between words- fix those for a start. Good concept but I think you get into it a little slowly.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 Aug 2010 ~ 07:51 (UTC)
ah, you need to add to the lead into the comments that they were there as "Settler-Decorators" or that they were there to decorate... make the transition more smooth.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 Aug 2010 ~ 07:59 (UTC)

edit It's your turn

We've got a bunch of AWOL pickers, but we fixed 'em. Oh yeah... we fixed 'em.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:24, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit Have a template.

NRV User Nominated for Ban
This user has been nominated for banning —you can vote for them to be banned or nominate your least-favourite users at FFS.

Because I didn't know where to put it.

Also, GRRRR! *shakes fist* ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100829 - 23:56 (UTC)

(<-- Older)(Newer -->)

edit GAAHH


Do it for my sexy new sig. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:09, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

I'm too busy arguing "with idiots on the internet"... if it helps, I'm winning?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  31 Aug 2010 ~ 02:14 (UTC)
IT TAKES 5 voted to get me dare you. Oh (Btw) Im going out of town for a few days, after that i wont be on much till midish September. So I'll see you around Daddy'O. And if you don't archive this damn thing by the time i get back i will have to kill you. Sorry. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:41, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
Lol! (BTW on the vote to ban page one of them is {{username}}... noob.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  31 Aug 2010 ~ 03:48 (UTC)
P.s. contest first, then archive.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  31 Aug 2010 ~ 03:48 (UTC) 03:48, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
Aww, this page don't need archiving. It's ruttin' fine the way it is! ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100831 - 15:57 (UTC)
I noticed the Username thing after i wrote the comment. JUST ARCHIVE IT --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:42, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Don't forget... make your last pick. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:59, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

ok.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02 Sep 2010 ~ 01:27 (UTC)

edit Avast me hearties!

Colony Potato
By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again!

Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar.

Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes. Happytimes_pi.gif

The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase
(Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

edit *COUGH*

It's Thursday. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100902 - 22:23 (UTC)

Yes it is! (And still several hours left.) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Happytimes (talk • contribs)
*taps impatiently* ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 02:16 (UTC)
He's right, he has a few hours live. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:44, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
Not by my clock, he doesn't... nor by this... wait... aaaagh! The review! I said I'd review something yesterday! *flees* ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 02:46 (UTC)
Thursday ends when I go to bed. Not before.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 03:35 (UTC)
You've never gone to bed before in your entire life? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 04:21 (UTC)
Are you hitting on me?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC)
Well, you are kind of cute... ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 04:38 (UTC)
Flattery will get you everywhere!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 04:41 (UTC)
What about everything? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 04:57 (UTC)
Don't worry, condoms are mandatory; "no glove no love."  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 05:06 (UTC)
Are they clean condoms? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 05:31 (UTC)
EW! *yuck* Of course they are!!! Finest dipping latex you'll ever find.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 05:36 (UTC)
Oh, okay... I was mildly concerned about some of the things I had heard. You know? ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100903 - 13:48 (UTC)
Yeah I know what you mean-- those are the kind of things that are mildly uncomfortable at first, but you begin to crave them over time.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  04 Sep 2010 ~ 02:26 (UTC)
Actually, I was referring to... er, on second thought, nevermind. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100904 - 02:37 (UTC)
Got room for a third? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 19:30, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
You can be the second. I need to take the cat in. ~ Pointy (talk) (stalk) -- 20100905 - 20:37 (UTC)

edit Which?

I'm not much for colonizations: I rather come up with my own ideas, rarely having anything to add to anyone else's. If it's about legal dept - yes, it's like you said, it rusted since nobody was very interested. Like many other things on Uncyc, good and bad alike. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 19:21, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for your comments and nomination. I'm becoming an Uncyclopedia Addict.

edit UFFL 2010 Kickoff

The draft is over, the NFL regular season begins Thursday September 9th, and everyone is geared up and ready to play some fantasy football(!).

This season promises to thrill and intrigue, and as the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League has grown from just eight all the way to 14 teams, each one vying for a shot at the championship, except maybe Neox's team. With all this excitement, however, comes questions. Will Rush and Kick FTW, the UFFL's first team based in Britain, be able to compete with the league's American teams? Will Cheddar's rebuilt Doritorians be able to play at the same high level as last year now that their roster is down from 50% Eagles players to just 30%? Will evil Nazi overlord and reigning league Champion Guildensternenstein be able to defend his league championship now that Top-3 players at the quarterback, running back, wide receiver and tight end positions didn't fall into his lap this year? Only brutal, primal, visceral, cerebral combat on the fields of Yahoo!'s fantasy football league servers can determine these questions.

That all being said, everyone should take note of two things:

  • this is a link to the league--go here to do stuff, like select a starting roster (which, believe it or not, is important).
  • this is the forum where we'll talk about the league and post banal sports banter (which, believe it or not, is even more important).

Good luck, gentleman. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:05, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit thanks

I hope this message works. Being a n00b, I tried to write to you yesterday and it somehow posted to someone else instead. Anyway, thank you for your comments and especially for the n00b nomination. Uncyclopedia is my new addiction! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bighead (talk • contribs)

I'm glad you like it!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Sep 2010 ~ 21:08 (UTC)

edit Starting Lineup

You've got to go to Yahoo! and adjust your starting lineup, dammit. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:28, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

I wish I had known that before we started, it cost me 6 whole points.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Sep 2010 ~ 21:08 (UTC)

edit Dude!

Hi. The full skull picture on War Images was there to make a statement. As a teeny weeny image it has no impact. I'm crying in my beer, throwing up on my shoe, and taking home the fat chick in despair of your edit. Barkeep, line 'em up. Aleister 21:00 19 9

Yeah about that, I'd prefer to see it with a 100% width myself... if I knew how to do that. (It was, like 140% or something.) Tag, you're it! !!!
It looks real good now, better than before. Nice! But I'm sober now and still stuck with the fat chick. Maybe her and I can play a round of kick-the-skull. Aleister 23:15 19 9
I bet she cooks gooder than you. M,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m food.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Sep 2010 ~ 23:25 (UTC)
I make a mean peanut butter and spam sandwich, micro popcorn for the second course, and will top it off with a Cup O'Soup on a tray with a rose. That should get her in the mood. Aleister 23:30 19 9
How could she resist? Don't forget ice cream sandwiches for desert.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Sep 2010 ~ 00:02 (UTC)

edit Talk page

I will take your advice and try to add cute and cuddly additions to my talk page, cats that explode and stuff. Maybe lights that blink on and off everytime someone tries to edit. I haven't wandered by Dinosaur talk page lately, but will be glad to assist on whatever comes crawling out of the mud. Have you seen the Chicken nom on VFH? Frat goodies. I'm going out soon, things still walk the streets around here and I have to catch a few! Aleister 1:48 25 9

Boom! he he
I haven't been 'round VFH in awhiles- will check it out (& vote). Dinosaur should be fun.
Street hookers or orphans? Probably neither knowing you. Beer wombats maybe? Cheers.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Sep 2010 ~ 02:12 (UTC)
Orphaned street hookers. They are the most damaged and try to take it out on their customers, who ask for more and whimper under their abusive whip. Beer wombats are good too. Yay, it looks like Chicken will cluck its way to the front page, looking for corn and worms, fifty billion chickens thank you. And by taking over colonization you have done a service to Uncy that no amount of money, power, or fame can repay. Well, how about a Submarine coupon? Let me know what Dinosaur is chomping on, More soon, Aleister 10:22 26 9

edit User:Happytimes/Simple English Uncyclopedia

  • Hello. A few moments after you see this message I will be moving your article Simple English Uncyclopedia into your userspace. This is because, I believe, you are entering it in The Article Whisperer competition and, as such an entry, it must be placed in your userspace to protect it from editing by the community at large. Also, you may want to archive your talkpage. It is very long. Cheers, -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:11, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
Oh ho! Thanks!!! This is what I get for not reading the rules & such I suppose. (Archiving takes place after the end of the month.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 Sep 2010 ~ 07:17 (UTC)
Don't worry. I didn't read the rules either. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:21, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit Welcome


Joe Strummer thanks you for registering and wishes you luck in your endeavors.

Hey there Happytimes, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for your contributions. I hope you like it here. If not, I'm sure life will go on elsewhere. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. It's recommended that you start your early work in your userspace and then move it to main space. Lets say you wanted to do an article on Joe Strummer. You could create this in your userspace as User:Happytimes/Joe Strummer) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. Try not to mess with other people's articles without asking them, unless it's to fix a grammar or spelling error or if it's tagged to be rewritten.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. If you want or need some help, just browse our list of available mentors, and leave them a message on their talk page. In closing, enjoy your time here, or else. Or else what? Something.

As per your request for someone to welcome you again.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 14:44, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Dammit, Striker, you're undermining my pitiful attempt to get him to archive his talkpage. >.< ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100929 - 16:08 (UTC)
Better?--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 16:32, September 29, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not sure. Maybe. We'll see where this goes, eh? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100929 - 16:38 (UTC)
Gosh it's good to feel welcomed!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Sep 2010 ~ 00:29 (UTC)
No. It really isn't. *hits happytimes over the head with a frying pan* Not one bit. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100930 - 00:41 (UTC)
ouch Happytimes
Exactly. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100930 - 02:50 (UTC)
No! You don't "welcome" someone with a frying pan for F's sake!!! *walks away rubbing head*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Sep 2010 ~ 02:53 (UTC)
But if you need a welcome, how would you know, eh? *sigh* Poor dear, the large fellow didn't startle you, did it? Awww, it's okay, it's okay... *pets frying pan* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100930 - 03:29 (UTC)

edit Quack.

Do not feed the ducks

quack quack quack quack quack. Quack.

It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:33, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome. (It was funny!)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Sep 2010 ~ 04:50 (UTC)

edit You say you're happy to help noobs...

Will you help me? I'm having trouble figuring out how to make a template. How does one make a template?

Also, flurdley hornk nich! ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101003 - 00:22 (UTC)

Nevermind, I figured it out. Mediawiki sure didn't make it easy to find, but... eh. Bloody parser functions. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101003 - 01:11 (UTC)
This makes me sad (like as sad sad clown) because making templates is what I find fun... (I've based a whole cult around it.). What was it you were trying to do anyway?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Oct 2010 ~ 03:44 (UTC)
I wanted it to be able to do different things based on the inputs. And now it does! *loopy grin* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101005 - 13:27 (UTC)
Explain.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Oct 2010 ~ 01:14 (UTC)
You know, {{template|option}}... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 01:41 (UTC)
Ah yes, the template option war of flurdley hornk nich! I know it well.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Oct 2010 ~ 02:37 (UTC)
Really? How's it go? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 02:49 (UTC)
Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug because this seemed as good a place as any to see if this template works. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged.

At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.
Awesome. And you're also just so huggable... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101006 - 16:25 (UTC)


Thank you Happytimes, for contributing to my annual dance party! Here's your template:

Dancing pickle This user contributed to Dancing Dude's annual dance party! Party on!!

Do with this what you want. Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance

Thank you!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Oct 2010 ~ 01:30 (UTC)

You're very welcome! Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance

edit What awards have you gotten?

I'm wondering if you'd make a good potential target. I mean, it's all for the sake of honest inquiry. *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 02:05 (UTC)

He just got this one:
For writing Uncyclopedia's third Holy Rule

from Aleister 2:24 8 10
(Wow! thanks!)
Target huh? Didn't you read my extensive awards page which ostensibly says, "I should really set this up someday." ?
I do have quite a few awards. Most of them were given to me by other people (but a few I gave meself). I'm gonna have to set this up now... work work work. (Soonish?)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 02:38 (UTC)
Well, hurry up, already! And I rather expect this person has done more than just one very helpful thing... this is, after all, Happytimes. Very useful chap. Rather pitiful awards page, though, as I did check. Of course I checked. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 02:44 (UTC)

Well, this award is for something very special, and it can't be given lightly. Maybe an admin has to second the motion, but I think this holds up. I've been studying it and its use for awhile, in anticipation of plopping it on your page, and it's actually overdue. And it makes you a KUN too!! Aleister 2:48 8 10

He wasn't already a KUN? o___O
Well, if that's the case, my plans definitely have some basis on which to proceeTalkd. *nods and wanders off* But how soon? Oh, questions, questions... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 02:57 (UTC)
KUN? This may impact my signature? Heavens to Betsy!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:21 (UTC)
Well, if you let it. But you would be Sir Happytimes now, now wouldn't you? Proper Knight of the Order! And stuff. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 03:32 (UTC)

edit Sidebar

You know a lot of the useful things I think I do don't have awards. Which makes me think I should make awards and then award them. (Or something.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:29 (UTC)

edit Sidebar

Oh crap... updating my awards page means archiving my talk page... ....  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:29 (UTC)
DO IT! I could do it for you. You wouldn't like that one bit... Also, there may not be awards, but there are some ranks that could go on there, too. But you will still make, them, no? I hope you will. Because other people would benefit as well, and maybe we could award you an award for awards... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 03:32 (UTC)
Um, this? ( Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:38 (UTC))
Newcookie Awarder has awarded you a cookie!
For awarding others deserving of needing an award award.
I was thinking something fancier. I'll come up with something. It will be amazing. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 03:42 (UTC)
I'm sure it will! (I could come up with something amazing too ya know. Lately I've been sticking to userboxes though... need to create a page for that too I suppose.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 03:48 (UTC)
Probably... but it'd be just too ironic if you made your own 'makes awards' award. Too ironic. So how many userboxes have you made, eh? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101008 - 03:54 (UTC)
At least a dozen or so? I've GOT TO ORGANIZE!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 04:27 (UTC)
You have them listed anywhere? I wanna see. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 04:36 (UTC)
(Please see above where it states: "I've GOT TO ORGANIZE!!!")  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 04:43 (UTC)
What, you still haven't? Whyever not? Hurry up, already. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 04:45 (UTC)
I have a life you know. (Seriously, no joking, I do.)
So after archiving (which you need to do BTW), & awarding, & userboxing I'll get to userboxing... wait, I'm 2/3rd there already?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 05:06 (UTC)
You do? Neat. I have a pile of stuff I should really be doing right now, which... oh, right, I was downloading some... holy crap, Uncyclopedia's big... er, I told my computer to download Uncyclopedia. Which isn't really the point. What was I doing?
Wait, what? Me? Why me? Now you've lost me. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 05:40 (UTC)
That makes two all of us.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 05:46 (UTC)
In completely unrelated news, what exactly did you mean, implement a rule? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:01 (UTC)
"implement a rule?" When/where did I say that? I am so confused!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:06 (UTC)
Yay, more confusion! I got me revenge, I did... I mean, er... on this - you added a link, I think. Very fitting one, at that... but your edit summary has me bemused. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:11 (UTC)

edit I need some reviewers and advice for my article.

Would you please get some users and admins & kindly ask them to review my article here: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/ATX? I don't want my article to get deleted again. Thank you, DJ Mixerr 18:07, October 9, 2010 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)

Er, yes?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 04:30 (UTC)
= this.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 05:06 (UTC)

edit Those plastic things at the end of your shoelace

Duuuuude, seriously, how fucking stoned where you when you wrote that shit up about "Those plastic things at the end of your shoelace"! That's some real deep shit! You are in the ether man! 23:06, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

Duuuuude, seriously, I was not stoned-- Crazy how my mind works huh? I'm glad you liked it; or were at least indifferent enough to not not comment on it.
I kinda thought of it somewhat like a performance art project. (Next time I think I'll add art.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 04:43 (UTC)

edit Who rules? We do!

In completely unrelated news, what exactly did you mean, implement a rule? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:01 (UTC)

"implement a rule?" When/where did I say that? I am so confused!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:06 (UTC)
Yay, more confusion! I got me revenge, I did... I mean, er... on this - you added a link, I think. Very fitting one, at that... but your edit summary has me bemused. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:11 (UTC)
Ah, you changed the title of the article...
which then made it more in-line with standard rules and procedures found here at Uncyclopeida... thusly you (inadvertently?) implemented a rule (ironically). You must be punished? I'll get the puns ready!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:24 (UTC)
My brain hurts. But okay. What? Ow... This place actually does have rules? Do the surprises never cease? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:25 (UTC)
Yes this place does have rules. Keep violating them and you'll be swimming with the fshes!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:36 (UTC)
Keep... I can't even get banned properly; I'm so bad at this! *flails* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:52 (UTC)
Yeah I said keep. What of it violater?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 06:54 (UTC)
What do I violate? I need something to violate. Seriously, something... major.
Think putting a giant L on the mainpage would get me banned? I need to do something... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 07:00 (UTC)
I know of only one major thing you could violate, but it would get us banned AND make us both internet sensations overnight. (I won't do it again though, it ruined my chance for the presidency last time I was naked in public like that.)
Putting an L on the main page would probably work, but it would be lame and I would loose respect for you. You are more of a clever monkey than that... i expect great things form you.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 07:06 (UTC)
Eh, we already know I'm uncreative, and I'm much too lazy to do anything taking effort... I can't even be bothered to blank pages. I tried. I couldn't do it. Too much effort. *emits aura of worthlessness*
What major thing? I'd not like I'd be bothered, anyway. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 07:09 (UTC)
You know, that one major thing. Do you like travel? ....
You are not uncreative! Lazy yes maybe, but uncreative no. Why do you want to get banned anyway?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 07:15 (UTC)
I dunno. And... er... because? Like... all the shinies... they're... *passes out* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 07:20 (UTC)
*Softly* Shhh, shh, shhh....  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  11 Oct 2010 ~ 07:28 (UTC)

edit This Imperial Colonisation thing...

So... I was wandering aimlessly and came across this thing. This thing, see, that... well, anyway, apparently I joined IC while drunk the other day, and moving past the obvious why the hell did you let me; you must have noticed my at-present mental state, I guess I'll just go along with it and jump into asking you to explain the thing to me. Like... how does it work? What do I do? What's going on? I'm a total noob, see. Utterly clueless. Reading the stuff there just confused me, and it clearly ain't following normal procedure, anyhow. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101012 - 18:51 (UTC)

Oh... I realized you were wandering aimlessly and had come across UN:IC and joined while drunk the other day. I thought "the obvious why the hell did you let me;" reason was quite evident-- this is how all our members join. (Your at-present mental state fits along nicely with those who are also of the IC frame of mind.)
How it works is like this/what you do is:
  1. You find an article which is so crappy (but you like the title) that VFD is too good for it.
  2. You nominate (& possibly vote) for it (for a rewrite).
  3. 20 years hard labor.
See, noob, now you're not so utterly clueless. Reading the stuff here is just as confused you, and its clearly ain'ts followings normal procedures, anyhows?
Easy huh? Cheers  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Oct 2010 ~ 04:51 (UTC)
My brain hurts. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 12:03 (UTC)
That's the scurvy kickin' in. Eat some oranges for goodness sake!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  14 Oct 2010 ~ 23:49 (UTC)
*bonks Happytimes over the head with a giant mug of tea and wanders off, muttering*
In all seriousness, though, do IC articles get planned out before being written? And I mean actually planned, not just agreeing on concept and direction... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101014 - 23:53 (UTC)


The 20 years hard labor part used to include planning before I took over, but apathy killed the radio star.
Actually now that I think about it, no, they didn't (not completely). Why? wrote up a conceptual agreement & then just mercilessly beat things out of the article that didn't fit within the collective concept until it was done.
I guess I should have written the concept down and stuck to it this time.
(I've been thinking of reverting my own contributions for intelligent dinos on the page--- it doesn't fit methinks.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Oct 2010 ~ 00:03 (UTC)
Can I beat the article with a large spoon, then? Can I? And after you lot have to chase me out, I can say I helped by not making things any worse after you chased me out! *beams* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101015 - 00:13 (UTC)
A couple good things to know, when editing it may be best to edit sections and not the whole thing at once, that way not too many edit conflicts. And be kind to my good stuff, be kind, neighbor as thyself and all that, be kind. Now, dinosaurs is a great page to play on, I'm amazed that we aren't all going to town on it and then put a couple people in a position to go over the article and heal it. Then we have an article with two pee reviews which none of us have actually worked on in a long time, Science Fiction, maybe you can take a look at that one. Ideas. Be kind. Aleister 00:23 15 10
p.s. You know what. That Science Fiction is pretty great as is, it really is. A flickin masterpiece. The pee reviews pointed out stuff that was nit-picky. L, can you go in and spellcheck it, and see if there are obvious or oblivious things wrong. It seems fine to me, although there are always things to do. What do you two think (and lurkers think?)?
I think that as now is the perfect time not to put an article into pee review I'm glad this has already gots one. We'll check it out.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Oct 2010 ~ 00:36 (UTC)

Yeah. I think the pee was just one point of view and we could fix minor points but not an entire rewrite as it hints. It's a good page, and in-depth in many areas. I'll look at it too. And please please please a hundred times please archive your talk page. Took me many minutes to get it loaded, and I cried several times, made food, ate it, and came back and finally. Please???? Aleister 00:47 15 10

Eh, I'll give it a prodding later. After I finish this review and do my coursework and do my other coursework and get this database to cooperate, dammit and write a bloody article for a change and play a videogame for once this month and take care of my plants and clean up the house and get some paid hours of work in and paint something for crying out loud and find my pen for my tablet and do the laundry and... er... I think I'll go bake cookies, actually. o_O But yeah, I'll give it a look. Between us we should be able to resolve whatever nitpicks. Probably.
Actually, it took me awhile to figure this out, but I think his talkpage is archived. Just... badly. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101015 - 00:53 (UTC)
Well, sci fi is pretty bad in parts, and good in others. I'll pick at it too. Lyrithya, sounds like you need to log off here for half a day or so and get back into the sunshine. But maybe not, it's good to have you around but that's just selfish. Enjoy the paint and plants too. And sleep, precious sleep. Ahhhhhhhh. Aleister 1:05 15 10
Sometimes I waste my time with stuff like this: Mail Order Lobster. This is why my talk pages is so badly archived. *sob*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Oct 2010 ~ 01:10 (UTC)

edit A week?

You're going away too? Sob indeed. What would you like me to help vedit. Dino, Mail Order Lobster, Maniac's talk page, A Wizart Did It?, please give me my marching orders before you go (and maybe vote for every page on VFH, the thing is falling like an tree in the wind, vlotes, it craves vlotes). Are you on vacation? Have fun! Aleister 1:30 15 10

Glarble. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 00:01 (UTC)
Oh, I'm mainly not touching Mail Order Lobster for a while so have at it. We'll see about the rest.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  17 Oct 2010 ~ 02:57 (UTC)
Would it be wrong for me to touch that, since it was kind of my fault? *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 02:59 (UTC)
It's of the age of consent, so... go ahead.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  17 Oct 2010 ~ 03:00 (UTC)
OoooOOOOooo. *scuttles off* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 03:06 (UTC)

edit Science fiction questions...

Have you any idea what's going on in the second paragraph of the introduction? I have no idea what it's saying, something about grammatical ambiguity or nonsensicality or some such. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 02:24 (UTC)

Er, yes? Sort of.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Oct 2010 ~ 02:28 (UTC)
So what's it saying? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 02:31 (UTC)
It's saying (poorly) that sci-fi includes time travel themes, and that these themes are an escape from our lives through imagination.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Oct 2010 ~ 03:07 (UTC)
Oh... that's all? Urgh... making this thing amazerful is looking harder by the day... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 03:22 (UTC)
Yep.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Oct 2010 ~ 05:22 (UTC)
That's it! I'm going to beat the entire article into a decent shape! I shall! *hefts frying pan* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 05:49 (UTC)

edit News about TAW

I haven't heard from either of the two judges so I'm trying to get a consensus from the last participants on what to do. I see three options.

  1. Wait for the two last judges to score the categories.
  2. Judge the entries as is without the third judge.
  3. Enlist two new judges as replacements.

Or as a last resort I could judge them myself. I'm really sorry about the wait and I'm trying to resolve this as quickly as possible. Thanks for your patience. :) MadMax 08:28, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

No problem at all! As long as you finish before Thanksgiving then I can lord the final results over my cousin Billy, who's never won anything at all. Take your time. :)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 00:06 (UTC)

edit Thanks, but

Yeah... the freak who left a message on Powerpoint Teacher is nothing to do with me; they thought my name was Josh, it isn't. A random edit to another of my articles occured today which I assume is the same person but, they don't know me so... I'm confused. Anyway thanks for tidying up 'cos I wouldn't have noticed otherwise........ thehallway 15:54, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

You are welcome. I don't think they even knew you-- they edited a few pages around the site. Unless the IP address was the same on both of your articles it would be difficult to determine if it was the same person who vandalized both. It looks like you won the vandal lottery this week.
Anyway good stuff you got going there. I did some followup edits to PPT, but feel free to change ANY if you don't like them. I look forward to what you've got for us next as well. Keep up the good work.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 00:06 (UTC)

edit 4,700

  edits calls for a self congratulatory edit on my talk page. Huzzah for me!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 00:06 (UTC)

Was it your 4700th? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 00:19 (UTC)
It would have been had I hit the submit button when I got here... but you know how I meander.
Still a valid point of fact though.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 00:23 (UTC)
I don'T know. How do you meander? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 01:20 (UTC)
It's a combination of wandering & shuffling; mostly.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 01:26 (UTC)
But how do you, specifically, do it? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 01:31 (UTC)
With swagger.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 01:35 (UTC)
What else? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 01:50 (UTC)

edit Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created R. Kelly, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

edit Upsilon Sigma Sigma October Newsletter


Ok guys, my bad. I was gone for a long time there. I found some free time recently so I'm hoping to get Upsilon Sigma Sigma started up again along with my other project, UnReviews.

At any rate, We're going to keep Weird, the August collaboration open. We're also going to go ahead and open up a November collaboration. The article on the queue that has the most votes is "Blockbuster" so that's the one we're going to do. You can find the collaboration page here. I'm probably going to disappear again because of school in a few weeks, so hopefully we can build up enough momentum here to keep our collaborations going. If you haven't noticed our previous collaborations have been huge hits, all have been featured on the front page. Hopefully "Weird" and "Blockbuster" will too in their own due time.

Looking forward to seeing you guys around the frat!

P.S. we have a FBotM nomination this month, make sure you go vote!

Founder -- SirSf13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2104 EST 22 Oct, 2010

edit grrr... defense

It has come to my attention that certain members are suffering death beams....
*whips out uber beam cannon shield and sets it up in the corner* *sets up additional defenses as well*

 Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  23 Oct 2010 ~ 18:14 (UTC)

edit Wut?

??? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Xo0o0ox (talk • contribs)

He was welcoming you. Welcome to Uncyclopedia. Yay!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:13, 23 October 2010

edit I'm really pissed.

OK, it's been 3 weeks now and still no one has reviewed my ATX article. Happytimes, please do something. I really really don't want my article to be deleted again. Thanks, DJ Mixerr 21:32, October 23, 2010 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions) .

edit Free hug

As thanks for voting for that article. You know the one. The one I'm not linking. Just to annoy you. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 17:00 (UTC)

Zounds!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 Oct 2010 ~ 03:04 (UTC)
Eh? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 05:08 (UTC)

edit Trade

I've offered you a trade in fantasy football. I'm willing to negotiate if you don't like what I've proposed. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:35, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

I'll give it a look see.... Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01 Nov 2010 ~ 06:04 (UTC)
Alrighty. Feel free to make a counter-offer if you'd rather receive something else instead (though I should mention that I do want Boldin). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:57, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
So, to sound stupid, how do I look? how do I do this thing you've asked of me?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Nov 2010 ~ 00:59 (UTC)

edit Dinosaur

Those guys up there are trying to take some good players. You should take their best guys, break the legs of their other guys, and then steal their cheerleaders! Hi, it looks like only you and I have colonized Dinosaur, so it has a way to go yet. I moved the pic back to the right, unless you really love the left (people here seem to like their pics on the right, biased bastards), and did some edits to the lead, including putting that last couple paragraphs in its own section because some of the information is repeated from the opening paragraphs. Sound okay? Maybe I can put in some quality time this weekend on the page, I have to focus on it to do what it deserves. You know, I actually feel privilaged to be working on this, because like all kids, I loved Dinosaurs as a youngster and am so happy that birds are dinosaurs and I get to see them every day. Watching their actions makes me picture how the olden days big dinos moved and acted towards each other. Wait, damn, how about that big moving gif of the pigeon??? That may be a great addition on Dinosaur. I'm glad I was rambling! Are you happy with the page so far? Enjoy! Aleister 21:09 5 11

Yes.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Nov 2010 ~ 23:53 (UTC)

edit Your talkpage is still long as hell

Not nearly as long as my penis though. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:28, 8 November 2010 (UTC)

Oh please. Mine is longer. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) ENLIST MUN 15:52, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

So's mine. Oh, wait... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101113 - 18:22 (UTC)

edit Another Trade

Hey, I know you haven't been around in a while, but I've sent you another trade, seeing as one of your two starting RBs is out for the year and all.

Also, change your starting lineup! You've got a handful of good players (Dez Bryant, cough cough) that could really help you out (and, by extension, me out) if only you'd play them. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:27, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Imperial Colonization

Hey, I've been waiting to be aproved to Imperial Colonization for a while. Aleister and Lyrithya said you were running Imperial Colonization right now and to ask you. Please aprove me. Please? For me? --Tophat headless 02:47, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Where are you?

Hello? Helllooo?? Hello! (send out the dogs) Aleister 1:19 1 12

P.s. We need to shape up Dinosaur. And Magic Man wants on. If you don't show up by this time tomorrow I'll take the yoke of Colonization leadership for this one page upon my shoulders until you do show up. (dogs let out a call, but it turns out to be a raccoon.

edit Grueslayer talk page

What is with these cryptic messages on the Grueslayer talk page? Me and a couple of close friends are working to get the game operational again, so don't even THINK about deleting or modifying it. Okay? It's being worked on. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 15:21, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit Participation Template

Thanks for participating in this past season of UFFL fantasy football. Here is a template for said participation:

All of the other awards/results are posted here. Thanks for playing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:27, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit why?

Why did you have to leave me daddy...


...even though i kind of left first... and im still not really "back" yet... just visiting... like in monopoly...

BUT IF YOU DONT SAY HI SOON I WILL GET YOU! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 12:41, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

My dad left first. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:43, 15 January 2011


Happymonkeywinter2011 ¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Science fiction IC Credit

This is posted on the user pages for PuppyOnTheRadio, who was head of IC during this colonization and thus has the actual say, and for Happytimes and Why do I need to provide this? because they respectively preceded and followed Puppy. I think that means Why? fed Puppy while Happy cleaned up after him.

I don't think anyone's the head of IC right now, and technically whoever was the head while SF was being rewritten should decide who gets 1/2 feature credit for the article. Note that it was decided that not everyone who added a line or two would get this, but that everyone who made a legitimate contribution to the article, however small, would get IC credit on the Big Board. Personally, I think IC members who did a lot of work on this after it was moved to mainspace deserve a lot of credit (Pee Reviews by both HELPME and Why? didn't find it at all ready before then).

In addition to the obvious (writing a lot of good stuff on the article), don't forget the following: creating a detailed concept and outline for a previously-featured article gave someone a well-deserved 1/2 feature credit even though that person technically did little actual writing on the article. I would mention that doing a Pee Review and setting up a gallery for an article are part of the work too, but I won't. (Seriously, in my opinion these would not qualify for 1/2 feature credit but could add to what a person who did significantly more than that when figuring if they deserved feature credit).

Also there's that featured article thanks for voting thing I'm really not all that enthused about but it does seem to be tradition here. Puppy I think should have first shot at it, but if he doesn't want to do and no one else does, Why? could. Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  02:40, March 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit IMadeThisOnTheComputer

Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization#IMadeThisOnTheComputer WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:17, March 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Not Happytimes

Some people miss you. :-( I would if I were still here. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:12, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Indeed. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:30, 16 March 2011
Moar leik Sadtimes amirite? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:24, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
Sad indeed.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  16 Aug 2011 ~ 05:37 (UTC)

edit Seeing as no one will respond to me

I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. --Tophat headless 14:56, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit Dinosaurs aren't extinct any more--featured!

(supervised the great IC team)

For this you get 1/2 Feature Credit. Woo Hoo! Compassrose IC WHY??? (stratagems)  20:55, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Uh im a noob so idk if Happytalk is reading this

yeah i need help as i am new to uncyclopedia! can u adopt me? for reals, kk bye now The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ladygagamonster (talk • contribs)

edit Tree project and such

Currently, it's a huge mess. Like.. when comparing to your copies, and my tree's history, there's been a reoccurring trend of misspellings causing adoptive kids to migrate accidentally from parent to parent (which does occasionally occur on uncyc, but that's another topic). Right now, it's me, and to some degree Zana Dark who've been at least remotely aware of what the hell we're up to, but we need to tidy things up, remind Sonje to get back to the family tree logo thingymahoo stuff, and if you're interested, you could get a trowel, and see if you like sorting out the tree, too... However, due to my more "high core" computer equipment being located in Seattle, and me in Yurop, the tree editing will have to wait on my end. But this doesn't prevent anyone from trying to create a better project page or such. If you volunteer. You will get cake. Honest! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:47, 11 May

Something tells me Happytimes isn't going to be the one to do that... but who knows, he might come back. Meantime, what we need is a template for this, or something, but hell if I know how that'd work... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:27, 12 May 2011
There's the project page at UN:TREE, so and it has a talk page. I used to be the go-to noob for templates at one point, when I still had a pile of userboxes on my user page. I still wonder where it was I saw the fake main page look on a user page, which is where those would look fine... Drop me a link on my talk page, if you bump into the code I was going to steal... ^_^
Oh Lyr, the toothache seceded. Apparently I'm done teething, and the wisdom tooth is neatly aligned with the neighbours. So things are fine for now. I knew it'd give up bugging me. I've got a recent-ish 3D MRI-scan of my head, after all, and the wisdom teeth in it are aligned with the rest of them, hence my hesitancy to go see a dentist right away... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:10, 13 May


YAY PARTY --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:38, 16 August 2011

Nope. Not dead. Just time traveling. (Backwards this time.) Unfortunately I missed the window to complete last years football season (ah football, I remember that game BEFORE the giant sloth monsters!) but I still feel honored to have taken part.
P.S. Who the hell did you used to be? I don't have time for research and stuff... The flux capacitor is almost full of halogen.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  16 Aug 2011 ~ 05:44 (UTC)
I used to be Maniac mcpee, that guy that did that vanity page attacking ChiefjusticeDS. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:49, 16 August 2011
Can you be moar specific? Ha ha ha.
Seriously though, I'll be back in about a month (casually). It seems me dropping in brought a tear of nostalgia to my eye, and a dollop of gladness to my heart.
Tanks full! Zoiks and away!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  16 Aug 2011 ~ 05:55 (UTC)
I really became a full time Uncyclopedian in January 2011 (although I joined late August 2010). I also seem to know your pals Aleister and Magic man. They're my friends now. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 06:00, 16 August 2011
Happy times...remember the happy monkey competition? Ill probably be doing a 24 hour version at the beginning of September. Try to be around! !!! !!! --ShabiDOO 21:59, August 16, 2011 (UTC)
Leave me a note and I'll try to jump right in.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Sep 2011 ~ 06:01 (UTC)
WHAT! How could you hold the contest without me?!?! However, I am honourd that I have left now 2 marks on uncyclopedia. One being 100 worst moments to get a boner... It has seem to taken a bit of fame. and my competition is now becoming an annual thing! Oh that's awesome! Well Happytimes. I may or may not come back and visit sooner or later. If you wish to speak to your son... which you havent called in a year... Post on my talk page! --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master
You've left your mark on THREE things here... my heart, *Sniff* man I miss all you guys!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 06:14 (UTC)
I'd like to leave a mark on something else of yours if you know what I mean ;)... No seriously. Can I sign your yearbook? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 14:26, August 8, 2013 (UTC)

edit TAW 2011

Hey Happytimes. I'm getting this year's contest together and thought I'd check in with former participants to get some feedback on a few changes I've made.

  1. I reorganized UN:REQ this month, basing it on Wikipedia's version, because the page has been very slow to upload for users with slower computers (myself included). Do you think its easier to use now?
  2. I've limited the categories from five to three (UN:REQ, UN:VITAL and Wanted Pages). This will limit the number of judges and, in theory, encourage more participants.
  3. I've added several optional categories. Judges won't be needed since the prize is awarded to editors for completing the "challenge". Do you think its worth adding these extra categories?

I don't know what your plans are for the fall but it'd be cool to see a few "returning champions" come back for this year's competition (if only as judges). MadMax 23:26, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

1) Very clean-looking and with the sub-sections 'ported in I can see how it would load a great deal quicker than before. (I'd put the "This list is made by people...." back at the top & move the Wikipedia box to the top section.)
2) Sound reasoning. (The kind of sound that drives french teachers crazy!) More participants are a great thing.
3) Yes I do! However, you may want to have some sort of judging to insure writers adhere to a minimum standard.
I'd love to take part but I don't know if I'd have the time right now. (The Delorean's in the shop.) Cheers,  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Sep 2011 ~ 05:42 (UTC)

edit Remember when?

We used to be more than just friends? —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 20:17, 4 December 2011 (UTC)

You were prettier back then. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:37, 4 December 2011
Now we're all old and wrinkly. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:53, 6 December 2011 (UTC)
The wrinkles are a real time saver when storing leftovers.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 06:10 (UTC)
Even better than refrigerators. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 07:30, 6 December 2011 (UTC)
Even better than tupperware in your cake hole.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 07:34 (UTC)
Even better than indenting twice. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 04:19, 9 December 2011 (UTC)

edit Tripped face first into a bar

Hello Sailor. This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 27-12-'11

edit  :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 10:04, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:12, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:16, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Miss you terribly.

Oik. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:23, 16 March 2012

About time you showed.                               Puppy's talk page07:58 25 Mar
Yep. Spring-time is definitely the best time to start going without pants!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Mar 2012 ~ 08:38 (UTC)
Side note: you need to shave.                               Puppy's talk page08:47 25 Mar
I will when it warms up a bit. I promise.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Mar 2012 ~ 08:48 (UTC)
Good to see you around again.                               Puppy's talk page08:50 26 Mar
I miss him more! And I say that in the most non - homosexual way I possibly can. Happytimes, times are not so happy when you are not with happymonkey. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master

edit Hey Happytimes

Im thinking of a number between seven and fourteen thousand six hundred and ninety-four point eight seven one two two seven nine five four. Guess what it is!!! --ShabiDOO 05:09, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

I have been going over this for months and months now and my final calculations (which have consumed over thirty thousand cocktail napkins for base calculations) have led me to believe it is, in fact, seven.
I should always just go with my gut instinct... saves time.
Anyway now that I've got that answer right I'll be back to working on the time machine and get those women elected president in 2004 & 2008 again. Cheers  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03 Nov 2012 ~ 09:52 (UTC)


LY TO COME BACK IT HURTS. Actually not really. But I do miss my happy times with happytimes. You alive? You still happy? You rich? Can I have your money? You single? You want me to change that? --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 14:29, August 8, 2013 (UTC)

That was anti-climactic. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 17:22, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
Y U NO AUTOPATROL? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 17:27, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
Happytimes was an Uncyclopedian before the Patrolled feature was added to MediaWiki. I have switched it on so his edits will not be flagged as possible vandalism. And DSA510, I have given you a token ban for continuing to use {{Admin}} to insert the name of a random Admin (now deleted) in your posts to prank the people who receive them. If Happytimes saw what I just saw, and asked RCMurphy for Autopatrolled rights, it would be a waste of everyone's time. Happytimes, thanks for dropping back in! Spıke Ѧ 17:56 13-Aug-13
PS--Happytimes, some code on your talk page is coughing up random external links. As there is a different one each time the page is rendered, it looks as though the last person to edit it added an external link. We are now operating under Terms-of-Use that prohibit people from using the site to divert eyes to YouTube or elsewhere, and we have an automated filter that is going crazy every time someone makes an inoccuous edit to your page. Could you locate and disable this code? Thanks! Spıke Ѧ 18:02 13-Aug-13

HappyTimes, you are alive and maybe well! Good to "see" you! Aleister 18:19 13-8-'13

edit Miss me?

Miss me? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:12, April 2, 2015 (UTC)