“I love puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutting your mind at ease”~ Dr Stephen Lynch
is a professionally qualified Veterinarian for the axe wounds that grow between a female's thighs. A Gynic...Gynec......that word refers to those who practice the profession invented in 1961 by Oscar Wilde who was inspired by Star Trek to boldly go where no man had ever gone before. Oscar, however, being a regular visitor to Vegemite valley (a faggot) ventured there largely by accident. He propped up his first guinea pig, a Mrs Smith of Nebraska, Ohio after she had complained for weeks about an itchy vagina. For the first time in Oscar's life, he said something rather heterosexual to her, by telling her he had no experience in the area, but if she would be so kind as to pop the hood then lay back and think of England, he would take a look at it.
He discovered she had a bee inside her warpzone to tuna-town, and removed it for her. Thus was the field of Guynan... Guylia...Gyrosc Pussy Servicing invented.
edit It's a Cunt of a Job, But Someone's Gotta Do it
 Typical line of men queuing up to apply for the study of gynecology
Today there are over 1,000,000 gynikol... split-lettuce checkers around the world. It is a field mostly reserved for male practitioners, however a few donut bumpers do sometimes take up the practice and don't mind having a woman in once or twice a week to clean for them.
These people go through 7 years of medical training including 3 years specialising in the field of Guyneck... Snatch Sanitizing. Believe you me, by the time they see you as a patient, they are fully versed in the art of keeping a patient's mind at ease and their gateway to the guts completely free of bees.
Bees find their way inside womens' vaginas with surprising ease, and that's when the professional touch of these people that we admit we can't spell is most necessary. If I have to try to spell that damn word again I'm going to kill someone. I could copy it from the header, but I'm too lazy. Anyway, if the bee is not removed from a woman's vagisi cooter, it can become infected and she may become republican.
edit A Typical Inspection Scenario
Doctor <insert name here>: "Good evening Ma'am. My name is Dr.<insert name here>.
If you would just like to remove your undergarments and spread your legs open for me,
we will begin the cleaning out of your front butt,
and make sure there are no naughty bees hiding in there!"
Patient: "Um, Okay"
- The patient now removes her clothing and sits in a chair where her legs are cuffed to the feet rests,
in case she tries to wriggle around or escape or something.
This is standard procedure so Doctors don't run the risk of whiplash and having to sue their patients.
Doctor <insert name here>: "My god you have a big pussy, my god you have a big pussy, my god you have a big pussy"
Patient: "OK, OK, you don't have to repeat yourself"
Doctor <insert name here>: "I didn't, I didn't, I didn't"
- The Patient then realizes her pussy echoes like the Grand Canyon.
Doctor <insert name here>: "Ok, I'm about to start flossing... oh wait, we seem to have a problem here!"
Patient: "Oh no! What is it?"
Doctor <insert name here>: "Well, there is a bee inside your vagina! But don't worry, this is what I am trained for,
so just sit back and relax, and what I am going to do, is lure it out of your snatch by applying
a little bit of honey onto the end of my penis and poking it inside your vagina,
but only the head of my dick, the bee will get a whiff of the honey, be attracted to it,
and stick to the end of my knob, and I will be able to pull it out...
do I have your consent to do this, Ma'am?"
Patient: "I guess so, you are a qualified practitioner after all."
- The Doctor then proceeds to insert the tip of his honey covered knob into the patient's vagina.
He slips it in about 1 inch. Then he SLAMS his cock into her as hard as he can and begins thrusting away like a madman,
fucking the living shit out of her front-hole!
Patient: "AHHHH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DOCTOR?"
Doctor <insert name here>: "The bait isn't working, I'm going to have to drown the bastard!"
edit Another Related Scenario
Husband: Where have you been?
Wife: I Went to the Gyno for a check up!
Husband: Did you tell him about your annoying cunt?
Wife: No, he never asked about you!
edit A Bad Example
Sometimes things do not always go as planned for the feminine inspection. Such as this situation here.
Doctor <insert name here>:I'm afraid the bee is being rather stubborn.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to go in deeper... with my tongue.
Patient: Umm... okay, you're the Doc, Doc.
The Doctor then begins to insert his tongue, to what the patient believes at first is the doctor inspecting her pussy for bees.
But after 3 hours, she wonders why he is inspecting the wrong area of her snatch and asks;
Patient: Ummm, Doctor, is the bee removed yet?
Doctor <insert name here>: No, but I did find a cherry!
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 A typical Gynecologist convention scenario, "SHARON" - "SARAH" - "RACHEL" - "BETH" - "TIFFANY" - "MY ASS"
Did you know...
A guy and his wife are lying in bed when the husband starts caressing her back. "Not tonight, dear," she says. "I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow." The husband rolls over and tries to go to sleep. A few minutes later, he turns back and again starts caressing her back. "Honey, stop," she says. "I told you I have to go to the gynecologist in the morning." "I know," he answers. "But you don’t have to go to the dentist, do you?"
 Do not trust this man, he isn't a doctor! He is a podiatrist and is allergic to bees.  Whats a news story without an update?  Nor did you know anything about the treatment of Apis mellifera |
