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Covfefe is a term of political science with profound geopolitical importance. It was most famously cited by U.S. President Donald Trump during a dissertation on the world political situation via Twitter on May 31, 2017. You would not believe how late it is here at the White House. Possibly latest ever, unbelievable! Am going downstairs for some black covfefe
The President's tweet was Liked, Retweeted, Followed, and Hashtagged thousands of times in the time it takes to brew a fresh pot. People speculated on the meaning of covfefe. Experts in the Russian language saw no cognates there, although there must be, given the clandestine collusion that had been going on all year.By 5:48 AM ET, the tweet was deleted. This can only mean that Trump got his fresh pot of extra-strong covfefe and was still awake. At 6:09 AM ET, Trump's all-nighter was essentially complete, and his account tweeted, "Who can figure out the true meaning of 'covfefe' ??? Enjoy!" (more...)
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