Gun

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The Liberals can take my gun if they can dodge the bullets.

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~ Clint Eastwood on being the last man standing in de_dust on Counter Strike

“Lets Rock!!”

~ Sarah Palin on getting a laser sight for Christmas

“I've been using a gun like this since I was 8 years old. I'm more comfortable with it than I am with a bra”

~ Hannah Montana on gun ownership

“In Soviet Russi-... (BLAM!) (BLAM!)”

~ Russian Reversal on being stopped from making another dumb joke about this article's subject

The modern gun or firearm is a tool designed specifically for reverse extending the existence of any creature, plant, student of a high-profile liberal school, deer, turkey, your mom, duck, or terrorist. Today's exponents are now marketing the gun to children as an essential fashion accessory, see; barbie, action man, hal. There are many various types and styles of guns in this modern age: Starting small, a handgun such as the Glock 18 is used in bank robberies by terrorists and other various bad guys. Going up to medium size, a .50 cal fully automatic for hunting deer. Larger weapons are normally reserved for ornamental decoration.

[edit] Guns (God's Gift)

This picture is apparently telling Liberals to back off the 2nd amendment.

Guns were meant for planning attacks on Bush or Obama. Being very fun to play with, these tools help build the imagination at a young age of 1. Because what is better then blowing the brains out of your brother, because you were so much of a retard to learn how to use a gun properly. The "Nuge" (AKA Ted Nugent) gave kids guns hoping that one of them would be wise enough to do us all a favor and bust a cap up in your mum's ass most likely to be a 243 bolt action or an AK47. It was also used to develop interpersonal skill among young children with the latest fashion being, who can kick ass with the biggest gun. Young teens may use the gun to expel their problems on surrounding friends and then blame the music they listen to, mainly seen in white kids, and get away with it. In adult life the gun is often a symbol of "he got bitches in <insert area code here>" The terms most often used while wielding guns is " I'm gonna bust a cap in yo ass bitch!" or as Wayne Brady so eloquently put "Brace yo'self fool!"

Warning, guns are dangerous. Do not use indoors or place in mouth,but remember to keep shooting Al Queda members. Do not let people under the age of 3 months handle guns. Bullets not included. Please make sure the barrel is pointed at everyone but you. Be sure to not get a 50 cal because some people were arrested for planning an attack on Obama.

[edit] Gun Culture

Get them while you can before the liberals do!

Guns are grown from a bacterial culture in a petri dish. they are also grown from the ground and harvested, just like potatoes. Different types of guns are grown in different ways, but that was quite dull so I didn't research it. Please have the courtesy to not notice the poor quality of this section. It really is pointless. The gun culture is now and always has been to shoot that guy at the office who has been on your case about that damn report you didn't hand in hence you use the gun to teach him a lesson. If the Indians had more guns Americans would be wearing much less clothing, and Buffalo Wings would be even MORE popular...

[edit] Children

Much fun can be had with/by children and guns. Guns can also be used to add flavour to children before consumption, see; HowTo: Cook Children. Children can often make good value gun operatives, particularly in the pursuit of nefarious activities such as bank robbery.

[edit] Guns in the Uknighted Kingdom

It is a requirement of those who wish to possess guns or firearms in the UK to have a 'lie sense'. This means that one should not tell the police their true reason for needing to possess a gun (personal defence from witches, warlocks, grues, etc) but rather fabricate by virtue of one's imagination a fictitious and wholly unbelievable desire to stalk old dears.

The United Kingdom classifies weapons according to a scale of Pwnworthiness. Therefore a Section 2 firearm is less Pwnworty than a S.1 and more pwnworty than a S.5. The recommended entry level gun for noobs is a S.5.