Gul Dukat Takes Miami
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|Gul Dukat Takes Miami|
|Theme music composer||Kanye West|
|Country of origin||Cardassian Union|
|No. of seasons||42|
|No. of episodes||15234|
|Camera setup||Single camera|
|Running time||21.235 minutes|
|Original channel||History Channel|
|Picture format|| 4:3 480i SDTV (Seasons 1-2)|
16:9 HDTV (Seasons 3-Present)
Gul Dukat Takes Miami is an American reality/spin-off television series, produced by Gene Roddenberry, which debuted on The History Channel on August 16, 2009. A second season of the program was announced on February 21, 2010 during the season finale of Keeping Up with the Cardassians. Season two premiered on June 13, 2010.
- Gul Dukat - Goes around Miami trying to enslave the people under the pretense of helping all the needy people of the city. Dukat pretends he cares for people but the people never listen.
The series, a spin-off of the reality television show Keeping Up with the Cardassian], documents the lives of Gul Dukat, who decided to move to Miami, Florida to launch a quest to save lives and help people. Elim Garak came along to open and operate their store DASH, this is used to raise and launder funds to support their aid efforts. the series also follows their newly adjusted lives in South Florida, relationships, a radio show, "Dukat After Dark", hosted by Dukat, and many other aspects of their lives.
edit Season Overview
The first season was solely based on Khloe's lesbian radio show, and Kourtney getting laid by gay Miami dudes. In the season finally. Kourtney decided keep per unborn bastard.
The second season is about Khloe finishing up her sex change, as well as her becoming an Official Bisexual of Miami. Kourtney decides to live with her druggie husband and sit on her bastard.
The third season will premier on July 12, 2011 and will feature four strippers that are hired to kill Scott.
The show is filmed at the Cardassian Embassy, an exclusive Cardassian Embassy in Miami, where Gul Dukat is living until he finds a permanent place to launch his plan for salvation.
edit Season 1
The show premiered on the History Channel on August 16, 2009, and scored 272 million viewers.
|1||Paint The Town Sash||August 16, 2009||Opening a new store in Miami, Florida and performing his first radio show, "Dukat After Dark," proves too much for Garak as his temper causes a fight between him and Kim Kardashian that threatens the future of DASH.|
|2||Sex, Drugs & Kanar||August 23, 2009||Khloé's job is threatened when she pulls out LSD on Dukat's radio show "Dukat After Dark," while Kourtney accepts the affections of a bisexual Ferengi.|
|3||Hangover Helpers||August 30, 2009||Garak holds auditions at the boutique to find a date for Dukat; Kim visits Cardassia Prime and gets pressured into snorting fire ants.|
|4||Dukat Gone Wild||September 6, 2009||Dukat goes on a boy crazy rampage; Khloe gets approached to host a transsexual 'Look-a-Like' contest.|
|5||Seems Like Old Times||September 13, 2009||Dukat's ex-boyfriend Scott makes an unexpected return and he must decide whether or not to stay single. Meanwhile, Quark, one of the DASH employees, may get fired.|
|6||All Cardassians Are Dogs||September 20, 2009||Khloé, previously having boyfriend trouble, projects that onto a possible future relationship with Diarrhea. Meanwhile, Kourtney Cardassain helps Carrie, an DASH employee, jumpstart her porn career.|
|7||Land of the Lame||September 27, 2009||Kourtney, Dukat, and Garak get lost while touring bad lands in the Everglades. Kourtney discovers she is pregnant after doing Dukat.|
|8||Executive Decisions||October 4, 2009||When it's confirmed that Kourtney is pregnant with Dukat's baby, she has some hard decisions to make. She's not sure she's ready to be a mother.
NOTE: This was the season finale.
edit Season 2
The second season of Dukat Takes Miami premeired on June 13, 2010.
|1||Back in Miami||June 13, 2010||Dukat and Garak, with Kourtney in tow, return to Miami to help get their store DASH back on track. Dukat does a painted/naked photo shoot with two of their employees to help promote the store. At this time, Kourtney becomes frustrated with hungover Garak. After being late for the radio show, Dukat After Dark, she decides to get her priorities straight. Meanwhile, Garak looks into fixing up a gay strip/nightclub.|
|2||Wax on Wax off||June 20, 2010||Dukat wants to look good for Damar when he comes to visit him, so Kourtney gives Dukat a bikini wax.|
|3||Garak-o-phrenia||June 27, 2010||Dukat becomes fascinated by sociopaths and serial killers and wants to interrogate one on his radio show. Kourtney becomes angry with Garak after he takes the DASH girls out to his club for the opening, against her wishes. Garak becomes extremely angry when Khloé insists he is a traitor to the Cardassian people.|
edit DVD Releases
the Obsidian Order will release the first season on DVD in Region 1 on April 6, 2010. The two disk set will include the two hour special of deleted scenes from the special and episodes. It will also feature "Dukat After Dark" bonus interviews.