Gucci Mane
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Radric Delactic Davis (born February 2, 1957) better known by his stage name Gucci Mane, is an African unidentified tribal monkey...no, rapper, and CEO (Cheat executive Officer) of Soicey Entertainment.
You can't ride or die through Atlanta without hearing this name. Its not because he often includes disrespecting messages toward celebrities like T.I. or Eminem in his lame songs, but because he's prevailed among young population in Atlanta. Just like Lil Wayne and Jay-Z have grabbed thrones in New Orleans and New York respectively, GUCCI MANE IS TEH BEST RAPPAH ALIVE in Atlanta. Yep its somehow true, although he can't rap. He can't sing too, but it's an obvious established fact. His best rhyme he has been able to come up with up to date is "Gucci Mane, Mariah Carey, Bling, Blau, Wow!" which appeared on the Mariah Carey Obsessed (Dreadmix). You should listen to a song "Freaky Gurl", it's simply awful. ...excuse me, I meant awesome. He is misspelling "girl" as "gurl" (what a dumb...!), but you have to recognise that as the certain appeal of his monkey swag, formed in his atrophied frontal lobe. Oh hey, monkey swag is the vogue now. You should try some.
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[edit] Origin of the name
The origin of his name "Gucci Mane" comes from his wet dream made nocturnal emission, about masturbating on the pile of accessories produced by Italian fashion brand Gucci. It should be noted however that even though he calls himself "Gucci Mane" he has never been witnessed wearing any sort of Gucci garment. K-mart plans to sue Gucci Mane since all the clothes he wears to events are from K-mart and expect him to change his name to "K-Mane". The Italian Gucci has repeatedly try to contact Gucci Mane to demand a "cease and decease" use of their Name. It is impossible for someone to sell 14 albums, all 3 dollars a pop 10 of which your mom bought and be able to afford Gucci.
[edit] Music career
In 2005, Mane released his independent debut album entitled Trapped in the House. The theme of this album is mainly about his young time memories about accidentaly broke the key of front door and locked up for a month in his house. He survived the time with drinking pills every morning, and turning over some hentai mangas to masturbate every night, both to get high. The album featured the successful single "Icy Gurl" with Atlanta's professional Young Jeezy. However, disputes over the rights to this single eventually caused a riff between the two artists. Mane later sated that title "Icey Gurl" refers to the title of his favorite hental manga.
Next album is entitled Hard to Kill People. This album title refers to Mane's painful experience on the young time. In the song "Hold Dat Thought" he raps about his memories about using pistols; he was trying to use new Desert Eagle given by grandma to shoot his foes, but the conscience repulsed against his behavior and eventually he ended up by getting shot twice in balls. Mane also revealed that the reason of his attitude refuses to be famous and keep staying underground is that he scared the mainstream rappers because of dread of using weapons. However, the album sold 23 copies worldwide, and became his highest selling album during the independent time.
Mane was propelled to mainstream success with the release of Back to be Trapped in my House in 2007, which sold 8 copies its first week. The album was fueled by the hit single "Freaky Gurl", which peaked at #12 on the U.S. Billboard Hot Fake Hip-Hop Songs. The album sold 120 copies so far, and became his best selling album. Yay! Stand up Gucci Mane fans!
Recently, he has appeared on remixes of the Black Eyed Peas "Goom Goom Pow" and Mariah Carey's "Pbsessed", and ruined those songs constantly. He also makes a guest appearance on Mario's "Break Up" and Trey Songz's "LOL :-)" along with Soulja Boy. He will be releasing his label debut The State or Wyoming vs Radric Davis tentively slated for fall 2009, With the first single being, "Wasted the Sperm" featuring southern gorilla Plies. It peaked at #999 on the Billboard Hot 1000 chart, making it Gucci's most successful single to date. The second single is "Pay Me Half Dolla" feauring Usher. The third single is "Uncyclopedia Rocks". The fourth single is "Baby Girl, I Want Your Bellybutton".
In his accounting years, Mane was credited for formulating the "Shopping Spree" theorum, in which he theorized that "We make more money than doctors, da lawyers, da dentists, chemists da doctors da lawyers, yo money together couldn't get ya..." (he goes on to state various amenities that these professions cannot acquire with their income).
In October 2009 Gucci Mane paid MTV to place him on the number 6 position Top 10 Worst and Ugliest MC's Out Now toping his arch rival and ex-boyfriend Young Jeezy. After celebration of his number 6 position of Crack, Heroin, and Burger King. Gucci Mane and DJ Drama released his 293343 mixtape in under a week Guctoburr!!!
[edit] Homosexuality with Soulja Boy Tell Em
or you gon regret meeting with this Douche Bag/
In a romantic song to his lover and life partner Chadwicks "Souljaboy" Williamston, Gucci Mane stated "Gucci got a crush on you, ain't tryna put the rush on you, take you out to eat..." Eat being fellatio that he expected Souljaboy to perform on him. After Souljaboy refused because he is disgusted by homosexuality, Gucci stated "You ain't my Texaco Shawty" and shot him in the testicles. Seeking revenge, Soulja boy returned to Mane's house later that month and shot at him, Gucci however defended himself honorably using Kamehameha Ray he acquired in his Sayan training with Rush Limbaugh (a known Super Sayan).
Later that month a judge sentenced Gucci to one year in prison for revealing his Sayan powers prematurely, as the Budokai tournament was years away. Gucci did his time honorably, but continued to use his powers to avoid being raped.
[edit] Legal Issues
On May 37, 2009, Davis was attacked by a group of women at a house in Decatur. Davis' sidekick Oj da juiceman shot at the group, killing at least 23. The corpse of one of the attackers, Dwayne Michael Carter Jr., was found later behind a nearby dumpster. Davis turned himself in to police investigators on May 64, 2005 and was subsequently charged with raping a famous musician Lil Wayne. Davis claimed that the shots fired by his party were in self-defense. However, at the same time Lil Wayne released a famous song "Mrs. Officer" which praises police activity, made authority turned to Lil Wayne side. Gucci Mane was sentenced to 13 years in prison or paying $23 to police. On November 39, 2009, Gucci chose the former one and taken away to jail in handcuffs.
[edit] Discography
- 2001: Trapped in the House
- 2002: Its so Hard to Kill People
- 2003: Back to be Trapped in the House
- 2009: The State of Wyoming vs Gucci Mane -
Gucci Mane is back, with fully dressed yankee style which brought to you by state of Wyoming. However his conscience tries to repress him so he can stay back in ghetto low key with his good-old monkey swagger. Battle between yankee and gangsta has now begun.
