Grue Language
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Grue Language is only spoken after something is eaten by a Grue. The Grues will communicate their food to other Grues. This is known as "Grue-some". The Language of the Grues is very hard to understand, as it is spoken quickly and has only 18 letters. Grues also have very thick accents.
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[edit] Grue Communication through Time
Since 6000BC, Grues have communicated through The Grue Language (better known as Ik-Ta or Ta-Ta, not to be confused for Ta-Ik or Ik-Ik). It was used to tell Grues of feasts and potential creatures like Dr Phil that we all want to get rid of.
[edit] How can I learn Ik-Ta (Grue Language)?
Consult a Grue, but be careful, it will only tell you how to learn Grue after it eats you.
[edit] Alphabet of Grue
The Alphabet is difficult to learn. Remember to notice the difference between the 2 F characters, as well as +Q and -Q, which have opposite meanings.
- V ik-ik
- # ik-klik
- C kun-klik
- D tak-ta-ik
- F ta
- F tak (not to be confused with "ta"!)
- G tek-tak ik
- H klik-klik tak-ta
- I tak-ik
- % tak-ek
- K tak-ik-e
- L kik-ik-tak
- M emm (not to be confused with em)
- m em
- O tak-ik-ik-ik-ik-ik-ik-ik
- +Q ik
- -Q ki
- @@ tak-pik-tak-tak (the only "p" in Grue Language)
- NOTE - All letters that have 2 words in them (like tek-tak ik) are encased in brackets, like [tek-tak ik].
[edit] Punctuation
- Sentences - Start with ' , end with , .
- Exclaimations - Start with !, end with @. You cannot use 2 @s here, as it will be confused with tak-pik-tak-tak.
- Questions - Questions are hardly ever used in Grue Language, but when they are, they start with '? and end with ?,
[edit] Some common phrases
- My name is <name> - 'tak-ta-ik->[tek-tak ik] emm tak-ik-ik-ik-ik-ik-ik-ik->ik <name>, (spelled DG M O+Q <name>). When two letters are used in a word, they are joined by a -> symbol.
- I ate a <meal> - 'kik-ik-tak->kik-ik-tak->kik-ik-tak tak-pik-tak-tak <meal>, (spelled LLL @@ <meal>).
