Grue Eating Habits
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“This article is incomplete”
~ Captain Obvious on Project G.E.H.
“Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!”
~ King Leonidas on Grues
Grues eat quite abnormally and practically anything they could get their hands on. These mostly include animals, meat, and humans, but quite often...
Hey, what's that? Is that a grue?
I don't think so. Looks more like a brown dot.
No, that's a goddamn grue.
It's most certainly not a grue.
It's a goddamn grue that's coming goddamn after us.
Don't worry, we're gonna be okay.
Sure, until that grue comes and goddamn eats us.
...Often feeds on such animals as...
What are you doing? Is a dumb article more worth than our lives?
It's for informative purposes.
Don't get smart with me.
I'm sure that's just some tumbleweed.
Tumbleweed? Look at it! It's clearly a grue!
I seriously suggest that you should stop panicking.
Agh! You're the one panicking! Aaagh!
Was that satire?
Yes. It was.
Okay then. I guess.
What if it is a grue? We should get a move on.
You're right, I should better get this article done and quick!
...As deers, moose, lions, snakes and Giant Spiders...
Are you nuts? Open the damn search bar!
The grue is far, I can finish this.
Sure, you can, until the grue eats us
Come on!
Yeah, wait? The funnier the thing the better it holds, right?
Yeah.
Let's add a funny image with a funny caption!
Unless he climbs over it.
Would you just stop being so negative?
Alright, alright, what will I add?
I know one, I even remember the name.
*whispers*
Quick, I can hear its stomps!
PLOP!
[edit] HAHAHAHA!
Haw, that image makes me laugh every time I see it.
Yeah, makes me do that too.
But that wasn't what I asked.
Who cares, this is funny.
Mine was a lot funnier.
So?
So, as in, that didn't even have a caption.
I was too troubled, who'd have time for a caption?
You're not even laughing, although you said...
Oh, right. Anyways, this barrier gives me extra time to finish my article.
Grues also...
POOOOM!!
Oh crap!
Oh god!!
AAAAGGGHHH!!!
Bazzzziinnnggg!!
Wow, that AAAAAAAAA hyperlink just saved us.
Yeah, but now we're in AAAland and it's a view source.
You should of used my image idea!
Well, at least we're alive.
Get the search bar out.
Where to?
I'm hungry, try "Restaurant"
