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“Grownups, more than anyone else, are hopelessly immature.”
“I pity the fool who dares to grow up!”
“When I turned 30 I said to myself "I don't feel so good, I think I'm gonna grow up!"”
“I'll never grow up!”
“Beam me up, Scotty: All I see down here is a bunch of stupid grownups!”
A grownup is someone who thinks they own the whole world. Their mean and smelly and dont like kids. They really tick me off! Sometimes I get so angry I say cuss words like "tick". This report is about grownups.
The word "grownup" comes from two routes: grow (to get old and ugly) and nup (which is from nubere which means to get married and have kids). Together these two eddy-mons give the meaning to get old and ugly and married and then have kids that arn't old or ugly.
The clinicle term for "grownup" is "adult".
What is a grownup.
Grownups is what happens when someone stops having fun. They get old and grouchy and always mess up what nice and holy young people do. Next time you see a grownup tell them they can go to "h" "e" "double hocky stiks"! Thats where they derserve to go anyways. Whenever we do anything our way grownups yell at us and dont let us have desert. Their so mean and I just wish this whole world was just playgrounds and candy and comic books and cartoons and toys and eksetteruh. Then the whole world would be happy and we wouldnt fight and we woudnt give homework or make people eat there vedgetibbles or make people take naps. When I was little I used to not know anything but now I'm older and I can reed and rite and spel so I can make it on my own now.
What to do with grownups.
Lets all gang up on them and take they're credit cards and joolry and go buy lots of things and just have fun. Since thats what they dont want us to do wi'll do it then. This is what I want! I want the world write now! And it'l be ALLLLLLLL mine! There's no place like home! Just imagine the whole wide world being nothing but fun all the time! I'd never get tired of that! Thats why we need to get rid of grownups wants and for all.
Who will be our leader.
I think our leader should be someone special. I dont think it should be Santa Claws because people say you better watch out, you better not cry when they tell us about him and I think he's probly in on it with the grownups so it cannot be him. Theirfour it should be nun other then Peter Pan! Afterall he is a kid just like us! So he knows how to take care of us when its lightninging and when a monster tries to get us and everything cause he can do it all. Remember that all you half to do is think happy thoughs and your wishes will come true! I think he has enough pixee dust for all of us but if he doesn't we can share with each other. So I declaire Peter Pan as our leader! Hip Hip Hurray! Hip hip hurrey! Hip hip hurray!
♬ Should all the grownups be locked up and never let outside Should all the kids have snacks to eat and tricycles to ride For grownups smell like doodoo balls Four thousand tons of pooh We'll fill their cups with arsenic and laugh when they've all died! ♬
What our world will be like.
No school. No homework. No chores. No spankings. No math. No health-food. No politix. No coffee. And NO GROWNUPS! … No problem!
What our world will look like.
I havent done any drawings yet but i'tll be beautiful. (In the meantime, you can see an example of Bongo's Dreamhouse in the book "School is Hell".)
Pictures of Peter Pan
to be added (which is something grownups say)
- Adolf Hitler
- Bertrand Russell
- Bill Clinton
- Bill Gates
- Billy Crystal
- Carl Sagan
- Don Rickles
- Michael Caine
- Osama bin Laden
- Saddam Hussein
- Ted Nugent
- The Rolling Stones