Green Day
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Green Day is a national marijuana advertising campaign set up by terrorist Billie Joe Armstrong, President Mike Dirnt and Tre Cool. The group started in 1987 playing at punk holiday resorts, using there own brand of marijuana guitar picks. They sold about 2000 on there first tour of Afghanistan. In the early 1990's, they sold some albums on called 1,000 hours (who knows?) and one called Kurt-plunk. After this Green Day got tierd of playing shitty garages in the back of a Pakistanians farm and signed to a major label. They signed to the part of Warner Music that no one cares about and released an album called Dookie. After that they became coke lovers and everyone gave up liking them as they now look like really un-hot versions of Roger Taylor if he liked punk rock.
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edit Early days
In the late 1980's the then current Al Quieda leader BJ Armstrong had an idea to start a band, so he hooked up with the current president of Afganistan, Mike Dirnt and pland to put up a band with Marijuana as there trademark. They settled on Green Day and then met drummer, Osama bin laden (Named Tre Cool for obvios reasons?). They then tourd America and sold there albums that were then printed on a mixture of shit, jizz, snot rockets, fingernail clippings and blood. They sold 100,000,000 on the first day of pressing, most of the people being canniballs. They then worked on another album called Kurplunk after Osama heard that noise coming from his cave after he dropped a huge deuce in a pool of mud. The album was printed on vinyl, instead of shizznotrocketiglernailclipping combo.
edit The fail
In 1998, green day died (or atleast arsed around alot in there houses with coke and shit) never to be seen again until they made a fecal incrusted mess Known as Warning which, i must admit, was a bad album. In all due respect, Green day did play again in 2003 and in 2005 made American Idiot which is based on George Bush.
edit Dem Fuckerz
After that (and in addition) they fucked off to, i dunno, give my cat a blowy? Or a hippo?
