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{{Q|It's easy to BE green, but it's not easy to watch|Ms. Piggy|her marriage}}
 
 
{{Q|Left a bit, left a bit!|Tiger Woods|a green}}
 
{{Q|Left a bit, left a bit!|Tiger Woods|a green}}
 
{{Q|Oh, Edmund, can it be true? that I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of purest green?|Percy|being a master alchemist}}
 
{{Q|Oh, Edmund, can it be true? that I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of purest green?|Percy|being a master alchemist}}
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[[File:Kermmie.jpg|thumb|<span style="color:green"> Kermit the Frog. He's here 'cos he's green. And he knows it.</span>]]
 
[[File:Kermmie.jpg|thumb|<span style="color:green"> Kermit the Frog. He's here 'cos he's green. And he knows it.</span>]]
 
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Green first appeared on earth around 44 BC when Osama Bin Laden brought it with him from Neptune. Green began to spread as a virus until it became the fourth color in the rainbow and it became happy with that status. However, green has been cloned many times, and these clones can be found all over the place.
 
Green first appeared on earth around 44 BC when Osama Bin Laden brought it with him from Neptune. Green began to spread as a virus until it became the fourth color in the rainbow and it became happy with that status. However, green has been cloned many times, and these clones can be found all over the place.
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This is a completely different thing to a [[Greens|Green]].
 
This is a completely different thing to a [[Greens|Green]].
 
In school it was a [[loner|<span style="color:green">loner</span>]], forced to sit at the mixed-color table at lunch while the subtractive primary colors laughed it up on their side of the cafeteria, and many people just scoffed at the [[Green Party|<span style="color:green">Green Party</span>]] movement that attempted to bring about some economic and social gains for '''Green'''.
 
In school it was a [[loner|<span style="color:green">loner</span>]], forced to sit at the mixed-color table at lunch while the subtractive primary colors laughed it up on their side of the cafeteria, and many people just scoffed at the [[Green Party|<span style="color:green">Green Party</span>]] movement that attempted to bring about some economic and social gains for '''Green'''.
 
   
 
[[File:Blank.JPG|left|thumb|160px|This is a perfect example of the colour green. For those who are smoking marijuana, this image would be seen as a dark shade of purple]]
 
[[File:Blank.JPG|left|thumb|160px|This is a perfect example of the colour green. For those who are smoking marijuana, this image would be seen as a dark shade of purple]]
 
   
 
In the early [[1970s|<span style="color:green">1970s</span>]], '''Green''' accidentally invented [[Internet Humor|<span style="color:green">Internet Humor</span>]] while reading some [[Pornography|<span style="color:green">pornography</span>]]. This is widely regarded as a bad move.
 
In the early [[1970s|<span style="color:green">1970s</span>]], '''Green''' accidentally invented [[Internet Humor|<span style="color:green">Internet Humor</span>]] while reading some [[Pornography|<span style="color:green">pornography</span>]]. This is widely regarded as a bad move.
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The [[1980s|<span style="color:green">1980s</span>]] were perhaps the ultimate low point for '''Green''' , as [[Yellow|<span style="color:yellow">Yellow</span>]], [[Red|<span style="color:red">Red</span>]] and [[Blue|<span style="color:blue">Blue</span>]] became the only colors used for clothing, art and anything else. In recent years '''Green''' 's status has improved a bit, largely due to die-hard '''Green''' advocates such as [[Ralph Nader|<span style="color:green">Ralph Nader</span>]], [[Link (Legend of Zelda)|<span style="color:green">Link</span>]], and [[Kermit the Frog|<span style="color:green">Kermit the Frog</span>]], but even now it ain't easy being '''Green''' and it probably won't be for a long time yet.
 
The [[1980s|<span style="color:green">1980s</span>]] were perhaps the ultimate low point for '''Green''' , as [[Yellow|<span style="color:yellow">Yellow</span>]], [[Red|<span style="color:red">Red</span>]] and [[Blue|<span style="color:blue">Blue</span>]] became the only colors used for clothing, art and anything else. In recent years '''Green''' 's status has improved a bit, largely due to die-hard '''Green''' advocates such as [[Ralph Nader|<span style="color:green">Ralph Nader</span>]], [[Link (Legend of Zelda)|<span style="color:green">Link</span>]], and [[Kermit the Frog|<span style="color:green">Kermit the Frog</span>]], but even now it ain't easy being '''Green''' and it probably won't be for a long time yet.
   
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One of the most famous uses of the colour green is the use of ''[[Green Lightbulbs|<span style="color:green">Green Lightbulbs</span>]]'' commonly used to fight nuclear wars.
 
One of the most famous uses of the colour green is the use of ''[[Green Lightbulbs|<span style="color:green">Green Lightbulbs</span>]]'' commonly used to fight nuclear wars.
 
 
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== <span style="color:green">Criticism</span> ==
   
== <span style="color:green">Most definitely not green</span> ==
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In 2013, President Notepad of the Creativity Association of Hugging officially declared that "Green is not a creative color." This statement caused a lot of controversy, and some rose up against President Notepad. After the "Don't Hug Me" Incident involving President Notepad hiding human organs inside a cake, she was officially detained from office. Angry about being sacked, she briefly campaigned against creativity and, using the "Don't Hug Me" Incident as evidence against creativity, she tricked 3 puppets into agreeing never to be creative again. Immediately after this, she promptly closed her front cover and died. Notepad's declaration against the color green was one of the deciding factors to alienate the color green from society, and it was used less and less frequently. Poor green is at it's worst right now.
[[File:Plain_Blue.jpg|thumb|center|<span style="color:green">What the fuck is this shit doing here???</span>]]
 
 
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== <span style="color:green">Places Where Green Can Be Found</span> ==
 
* [[Rainbow|<span style="color:green">The Rainbow</span>]]
 
* [[Forrest Gump|<span style="color:green">Forrest Gump</span>]]
 
* [[Aliens|<span style="color:green">Aliens</span>]]
 
* [[Marijuana|<span style="color:green">Marijuana</span>]]
 
* [[Poop|<span style="color:green">Poop</span>]] (after eating corn)
 
* South African [[Snakes|<span style="color:green">Snakes</span>]]
 
* [[Ireland]], the "Green isle" and has no snakes.
 
* In the polluted creek from the Springfield Nuke Power Station.
 
* on that hairy mole you just cant get rid of.
 
* dude why is your sleeve...oh thats sick.
 
* my sweaty hairy ass
 
* On a sexy Lamborghini Murcielago.
 
* On the dress that a girl called Jade wears.
 
* Iceland, ironically
 
* My [[penis]], should really get that checked
 
 
== <span style="color:green">Other Languages</span> ==
 
Green in Japanese is: 緑
 
 
Green in Chinese is: 綠色
 
 
Green in spanish is: verde
 
 
Green in Russian is: зеленый
 
 
Green in French is: vert
 
 
Green in English is: green
 
 
Green in Irish is: awesome
 
 
Green in German is: grøn
 
   
 
== <span style="color:green">See also</span> ==
 
== <span style="color:green">See also</span> ==
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* [[Green Ketchup|<span style="color:green">Green Ketchup</span>]]
 
* [[Green Ketchup|<span style="color:green">Green Ketchup</span>]]
 
* [[Libya|<span style="color:green">Libya</span>]]
 
* [[Libya|<span style="color:green">Libya</span>]]
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Latest revision as of 12:51, October 22, 2013

“Left a bit, left a bit!”
~ Tiger Woods on a green
“Oh, Edmund, can it be true? that I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of purest green?”
~ Percy on being a master alchemist
“Down With Green!”
~ Red
Kermmie

Kermit the Frog. He's here 'cos he's green. And he knows it.

Green first appeared on earth around 44 BC when Osama Bin Laden brought it with him from Neptune. Green began to spread as a virus until it became the fourth color in the rainbow and it became happy with that status. However, green has been cloned many times, and these clones can be found all over the place.

This is a completely different thing to a Green. In school it was a loner, forced to sit at the mixed-color table at lunch while the subtractive primary colors laughed it up on their side of the cafeteria, and many people just scoffed at the Green Party movement that attempted to bring about some economic and social gains for Green.

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This is a perfect example of the colour green. For those who are smoking marijuana, this image would be seen as a dark shade of purple

In the early 1970s, Green accidentally invented Internet Humor while reading some pornography. This is widely regarded as a bad move.

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Green.

The 1980s were perhaps the ultimate low point for Green , as Yellow, Red and Blue became the only colors used for clothing, art and anything else. In recent years Green 's status has improved a bit, largely due to die-hard Green advocates such as Ralph Nader, Link, and Kermit the Frog, but even now it ain't easy being Green and it probably won't be for a long time yet.

There is some hope, however, as Red and Blue are fighting a war, and will both be weakened as a result.

Green's archnemesis is Blue. Green's most complementary ally is Purple.

St. Patrick's Day is probably Green's most useful contribution to the world as we know it.

One of the most famous uses of the colour green is the use of Green Lightbulbs commonly used to fight nuclear wars.

edit Criticism

In 2013, President Notepad of the Creativity Association of Hugging officially declared that "Green is not a creative color." This statement caused a lot of controversy, and some rose up against President Notepad. After the "Don't Hug Me" Incident involving President Notepad hiding human organs inside a cake, she was officially detained from office. Angry about being sacked, she briefly campaigned against creativity and, using the "Don't Hug Me" Incident as evidence against creativity, she tricked 3 puppets into agreeing never to be creative again. Immediately after this, she promptly closed her front cover and died. Notepad's declaration against the color green was one of the deciding factors to alienate the color green from society, and it was used less and less frequently. Poor green is at it's worst right now.

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