Grand Theft Auto Advance
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“dood im not buying dis gmae cuz da geamboy is like rly ghey cuz nintendoe maed it.”
~ A typical GTA fan on GTA Advance
“Nigga stole my car!”
~ Oscar Wilde on GTA Advance
“...”
~ Claude Speed on GTA Advance
“Since I remember myself I play GTA games and I didn't saw any advance. Now, I have a big opportunity to advance, and I don't damn find 80$ to buy the damn gay-boy”
~ me on GTA Advance
“San Andrizzeas fo' lizzife, biatch!”
~ Snoop Dogg on his bone
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[edit] Overview
Grand Theft Auto Advance, or GTA: Different Console, qqqqqqSame god damn game is yet another addition to the seemingly never-ending Grand Theft Auto series. This version, however, has a shocking twist- it was made for the Gameboy Advance. Once this news came out, the reaction was immensely bad. Many loyal fans of the Grand Theft Auto series even resorted to not buying a Gameboy, because according to them, the gameboy is "ghey" and is for "n00bs". However, once these fans heard that you still get to deal drugs and kill hookers for not giving a good enough lapdance, sales for both the Game Boy Advance and the game itself went through the roof.
[edit] Gameplay
Do I really need to explain this? It's the same darn thing as all the other GTA games. Only it's better because you get to hurt your self when you crash into things inside your car.
[edit] Plot
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You see, there's this guy, and he committed this crime, and now he's trying to get away from these guys that have flashing thingies on top of there cars. I think there's also drugs involved. And money. And hot girls, of course, for some reason. But, I really don't care what this game is even about, because if it involves drugs, money, and hoes, I'm there.
[edit] Criticism
The game received many reviews- from both professionals and amateurs. Amazingly enough, every single review ever made gave it a perfect score. The only problem that 99.7% of the reviewers had with the game was honking the horn. Honestly, how do you honk that fucking thing!? Hopefull, some guy with no life will discover this mystifying secret. It's later found out that the horn can be honk by pressing all buttons (inc. the suicide button) on the GBA together after the game completion is 100.01% and the total time spent on this game is 0.000000000000000006 yoctoseconds.
[edit] Related Stuff
| Grand Theft Auto | ||
| Games | ||
| The Lost Games | Angry Asian Kid Stories | Lego Island | Cosmo | Poop City | Tatooine | Television City | Television City 2 | Television City 3 - The Wrath Of Dob | Borat vs Bush | |
| Grand Theft Auto III era | III | San Andreas | Advance | San Andreas Stories | Bikini Bottom Stories | |
| Grand Theft Auto: We're Running Out of Ideas era | New Zealand | Toronto | Hill Valley | Theft Under A Thousand | Sunnyvale Trailer Park | Baghdad | Beirut | New Orleans | Vatican City | Vatican City Stories | Springfield | Australia | Antarctica | Somalia | |
| Currently in Production | Afghanistan | Baghdad Stories | Jerusalem | Norway | Philippines | Santiago | Venice | | |
| Non-canonical | Grand Theft Audio | Grand Theft Election: Bush v. Gore | |
| Spin-Off Anime Version | Grand Theft Auto: Disgaea | Braveheart with Ash Ketchup | |
