Grand Theft Auto
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"Smoking pot and stealing cars baby, Gangster style.."
-Oscar Wilde on GTA
Grand Theft Auto is a fun and enjoyable, and FAMILY-FRIENDLY pastime. It was one of the first video games designed for small children. The main point of the game (if any at all) is to give little children lots of hugs and become best friends with all the children at the day care centre, oh and to massacre everyone on the streets of a completely gangster owned town. This is supposed to be fun but doesn't really seem to have any thing else going for the game.
Grand Theft Auto got its own TV show starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jesus Christ & Samuel L. Jackson! Guest stars include Michael Jackson, Duke Nukem and his wife Wendy. The show went for seven seasons before being cancelled after it was revealed that a real prostitute had sex with Jesus Christ in the episode Revenge of the Fallen but the show had a large fan base and got its own brand of condom!
It is also the name of a series of popular games, including, but not limited to:
| Grand Theft Auto | Grand Theft Auto: Beirut | Grand Theft Auto: Television City |
| Grand Theft Auto V |
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