Goth (game)

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The Goth game is a very old board game invented in 4,000,000 BC by a goth... or maybe two goths... Actualy only one goth, because they are alone and forsaken. You're supposed to laugh for the date.

Old so.

Old couple-743330

Very old

It's also the name of the brand new article of my creation on the Uncyclopedia which has started several lines above.

Above.

More above.

Even more above.

I mean at the very top of this page.

Never mind.

edit First part : Birth of the Goth game (it starts, we're gonna laugh out loud)

As anyone, the goth and his wife went to the hospital. They arrived at 11:23 pm and on December 3 at 5:12 am, the Goth game was born.

Actually, this section title kicks me in the nuts, I should have chosen a more attractive title because with that title, I wonder what funny stuffs I can say... I've got an idea, I will put some dialog boxes!

Hello!


I'm the empty box.


I will accompany you all along this article because I have nothing else to do.


And it's quite well payed.


The Invisible Man says:
Hello! I'm the Invisible Man.


The Invisible Man says:
Have you seen an empty box by any chance?


The Invisible Man says:
...


The Invisible Man says:
...


shh!


The Invisible Man says:
...


The Invisible Man says:
Never mind. Bye.

edit Second part : timeline (it's better and better)

Actually, it was not invented by one goth but two goths so forget what I said before. But very old, this you may remember.

Pop quiz
Who invented the Goth game, and when?
 
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5
 
41
 
22
 

The poll was created at 07:58 on May 22, 2010, and so far 114 people voted.


The Invisible Man says:
Nothing new?


The Invisible Man says:
...

OK, next part.

TIMING

edit Next part

You know, when I started to write this article about three weeks ago, I thought that I would easily manage to do it, after all, there is nothing easier than writing stupid shit, but finally as I go forward, I realise my vanity, I wanted to play with fire and now I feel lonely and a bit dirty.

Criticism is easy but art is difficult. After all, what is funny and what is not? Who are we to judge? Shouldn't we let the other judge by themselves instead of decide in their shoes?

We live in a world where the precautionary principle invades all the domains, and don't give way to the inventiveness and the creativity any more. What happens in your head, Mr World? Internet has made you lose your bearings! As the ebullient formication of high technology urges more and more to the free expression in the most incongruous forms, It seems that a duality occurs at this point: the young against the old, the white against the tanned, the jews against the rest of the world, the pedestrians against the drivers, the Coca drinkers against the Pepsi drinkers, the QWERTY keyboards against the AZERTY keyboards.

I mean: gosh! Why may the world be so, why should humans destroy themselves to know if weither or not Justin Bieber really exist or to know if Lady GaGa is a cunt.

What happened Mr World? You were cool before, and now look at you! You're just good for googling insults to find forums with people you can insult. What the hell is your problem?


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The Invisible Man says:
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Fille-blue girl dirk struve .svg The blue-haired girl says:
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Bozo
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Richard Clapton This person says:
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Richard Clapton This person says:
Damn! You kick us in the nuts with your fucking spiel.


Fille-blue girl dirk struve .svg The blue-haired girl says:
Absolutely.


Richard Clapton This person says:
I thought it would never end.


Woaw! Eric Clapton, I love your songs!

Richard Clapton This person says:
Who's that?

edit Even next part

OK so in fact I'm fed up with this article. I go away. It smells like ass. I won't add it on my user page. I'm too ashamed.

Bozo
That's it. Just go out. WE will write this article, asshole!


Bozo
SO THE GOTH GAME IS A WORD PLAY WITH THE GO GAME!
 
Bozo
GOTH/GO!
 
Bozo
GO GAME DAMN LAUGH!!!
 
Bozo
LAUGH.
Gun point
 
Help!
The Invisible Man says:
Do as nothing happened.
 
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Anyhow, we all hope so.

 
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This article is based on the Désencyclopédian text Jeu de go, made freely available to French-speaking wildebeest gnus under the GFDL.

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This article is based on the Désencyclopédian text Jeu de gogo, made freely available to French-speaking wildebeest gnus under the GFDL.

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This article is based on the Désencyclopédian text Jeu de Goths, made freely available to French-speaking wildebeest gnus under the GFDL.

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