Googolplex
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A Googolplex is a simply mind-bogglingly large number, defined in any of the following ways:
1. 10^10^100
2. 10^googol
3. A few less than the number of Australian backpackers working in the bars of South East Asia.
4. About 10,000 less than the amount of protesters in the G20 Protests
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[edit] Just how big IS a Googolplex?
Since a googolplex is one followed by a googol zeroes, it would not be possible to write down or store a googolplex in decimal notation, even if all the matter in the known universe were converted into paper and ink or disk drives. This is not, therefore, a very useful number.
Steven Hawking claims to be able to count to a Googolplex, but we know he lies. How can we even be sure that's him talking? It could just be his computer thing! A computer programmer has written a piece of C++ code to print out a googleplex however in addition to the ink and paper shortages noted above, this programme would take over five hundred years to run, even when factoring in the improved electricity scientists expect to invent in the future. This proves that even if it is Steven Hawkings computer making these claims, it is lying too.
It has been postulated that the sum of all the world's odd socks, or their partners which mysteriously disappeared in the laundry, could potentially reach a googolplex. It has been separately postulated that these socks are the source of so-called Dark Matter and Dark energy, and therefore it is best not dabbled with.
Although few people realize it, chipmunks can utter a googolplex sounds per minute, making them the fastest communicators in the known universe. Too bad they only brag about how fast they can speak...
[edit] No seriously: just how big IS a googolplex, written in plain text???
Alright, alright, since you insisted. But we will only do this ONCE. We shan't be held responsible for the consequences.
> 10^(10^100)
> 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (calculator crashes and is engulfed in flames)
> OVERFLOW ERROR
Oh, that's just great. A brand new scientific calculator wasted within two hours. Not only does curiosity obviously kill the cat, it has now also
killed the calculator,
and it's all YOUR fault. Damn nosy kids...
[edit] Origin
Nobody Cares.
[edit] How the HECK invented it
WHO CARES!
Fine then; it was a kid.
[edit] Is a Googolplex the biggest number?
No, I have just defined the Dilip as two more than any number you can think of. A Dilip is now the biggest number. And don't try and define your own number as bigger than mine, because a Dilip is already defined as 9999999999999 X bigger then any other number ever according to Dilips law of theoretical space.
[edit] Other Googolplexes
The fictitious town of Springfield, popularised in satanist cartoon The Simpsons, has been portrayed in several episodes as having a large, multiscreen cinema called the Googolplex. Can you see what they've done there? They're combining Googol, as in Googley eyes, or goggles, with the "Plex" (meaning divided into a specific number of parts) like in Multiplex and so on, to make Googolplex. You see? It's a joke?, ....... Okay, who put the question mark there?
Googleplex is also the name of a facility and headquarters of Google located somewhere in the U.S.A.
[edit] What does googolplex say about you?
Ryan Secrest asked Googolplex, wat does it think about you. You are really LOOSER
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also see a googolonion
(i made it up) it is a 1 followed by a googolplex 0s
to learn a bit more about googolonion search it on uncyclopedia!!!
