Google Spiders
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“Yeaaaaghhhhh!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Spiders
A subspecies of Google Spider
Google Spiders (A. googlonis) are a form of robotic devices developed by Google founders Larry Page and Sergei Brin to bring peace and prosperity to the galaxy. They come in several forms, but characteristics shared by all include an arachnoid appearance and a brightly coloured shell.
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[edit] Enemies
"Some people consider Google Spiders to be evil artificial arachnoids bent on world domination. These people are stupid. Ignore them," said Mr. Brin in an official statement.
The Google Spider has many natural enemies, including:
- The Altavista Spider
- The Yahoo! Ant
- The Ask Jeeves Centipede
- The KOL drunken (go martinis) swordsman
[edit] Behavior
The Google Spider is noted for its compulsive emission of packets on port 80. Other emissions have been noted, but dismissed as hallucinations by inebriated researchers. Study is ongoing, with the many aspects of the species remaining elusive. They are known to reproduce asexually, chiefly through cellular photocopying.
[edit] Domestication
Domestication of the Google Spider is an ongoing process. Keeping the spider in captivity is recommended only for experts and those with high bandwidth connections. The spider has been known to short small animals to ground. Whether this is a part of its feeding process remains a mystery.
