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Google: The site you found this site with.
“There is an app for that!!”. They also make a terrible smartphone OS.
“I was google'ing it!”
- Help me, HELP ME! THEY GOT ME OH MY GOD OH MY GOD GOING DOWN MAYDAY MAYDAY(end transmission)
- It's a trap! lol
- Try to find your tally whacker!
- Oh, for God's sake check your spelling!
- Escape from your mum's closet. Even living in New York is better than that place.
- Run before they find you.
- Forget the last one - no one can escape from google, just kill your self now.
- Quit searching for illegal Child porn, it's fucking illegal dude!.
- Or Just Fuck off and eat Mr. Hydes giant balls.
- Find Dr. Richtofen and Dr. Pepper for suggestions
- Look for Brain Dead Flesh Eating People and Brain Dead Dogs appearing in lightnings
©2009 The Matt Cutts Foundation
“In Communist Russia, Google search YOU!.”
“In Communist Russia, Google... doesn't exist.”
“I think my search engine's overheated.”
“Megurine Luka says "Go Google it!"”