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Ancient Gods of the Greek mythology ( also known as the Christ family )
Chaos Infinity | Chaos 7 | Chaos │ ┌───┴───┐ │ │ Amor═╤═Gaea │ Oranos═╤═Kronos / │ / ┌────┴──────────────────────────────┐ / │ │ / Arceus══╤══Palkia═Dialga══╤══Edward Cullen / Giratina══╪══Mewtwo Nissan Skyline/Aphrodite/Venus══╪══Oscar Wilde (see here) │ ├────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ clam │ │ │ Aphrodite════╪════Hermes │ │ │ ┌──Hermaphrodite ┌──────┬────────────┬─────────┬─────────┴────┬──────────────┤ ├───────────┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Sonic Zeus════╤════Hera══╤══This Guy═╤═J. Neutron═╤═Fairy Godmother Wyatt══╤══Pacman │ │ │ │ │ │ ┌────────┬────────┴───┐ │ └────┐ │ Carl Sagan═══╤═══Anonymous │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Pacman══╤══Mr. Love══╤══Hermes ├───Antithe Tinkerbell God═════╤════Virgin Mary═══╤═══Chronos │ │ │ ├───Athe │ │ Mothra═╤═Oscar Wilde Peter Pan─────┼───Pan Original Jesus═══╤═══Mary Magdalene ┌───┴────┬──────┬─────┐ └───Peter Griffin │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ PS Man Cecil Gene Ray │ ...and we all know what happened next │ │ │ │ │ Godzilla═╤═Google │ Goa Tse═══════╤═══Your Mom │ │ │ Mozilla Firefox═╤═Mew ┌────┴─────┐ │ │ │ Mewtwo │ Transvesta │ │ │ | Chuck Norris │ Splenda Boy George │ │ | │ bendar George Michael The Beatles │ | Tom Cruise═════╤════Katie Holmes Katie Holmes Michael Jackson Jackson]] | Jackson Browne
Ancient Gods of the Greek mythology (also known as the Christ family) (alternate huge version)
v d e Chaos ┌───┴───┐ Chaos═╤═Chaos ┌───┴───┬───────────┐ Amor═╤═Gaea Tyber Zann │ │ ┌───Oranos═╤═Kronos╤═Corruption │ │ │ │ ┌────┴────┐ └─┐ │ Arceus══╤══Palkia═╪═Dialga══╤══Edward Cullen │ Chaos══╪══Mewtwo─┘ Giratina Aphrodite/Venus══╪══Oscar Wilde (see here) │ ┌─────────────┼────────────────────────────┐ │ │ │ │ Universe Clam │ Aphrodite════╪════Hermes │ │ │ ┌──Hermaphrodite ┌──────┬────────────┬─────┴───┬──────────────┬──────────────┤ ├───────────┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Sonic Zeus════╤════Hera══╤══This Guy═╤═J. Neutron═╤═Fairy Godmother═╤═Wyatt══╤══Poseidon │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ ┌────────┬────────┴───┐ │ └────┼────┼──┤ Carl Sagan╧══╤═══Anonymous │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ Pacman══╤══Mr. Love══╤══Hermes ├───Antithe Tinkerbell╧═God═════╤════Virgin Mary═══╤═══Chronos │ │ │ ├───Athe │ │ Mothra═╤═Oscar Wilde Peter Pan─────┼───Pan───────────Boxy Original Jesus═══╤═══Mary Magdalene ┌───┴────┬──────┬─────┐ └──Peter Griffin │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ PS Man │ Gene Ray │ ...and we all know what happened next │ │ Cecil │ │ ║ Godzilla═╤═Google │ Goa Tse═══════╤═══Your mom ║ │ │ │ ╟─────┬──────┐ Mozilla Firefox═╤═Mew ┌────┴─────┐ ║ Latios Latias══╤══Ash │ │ │ ║ ┌───┼───┐ Mewtwo │ Transvesta Corruption══╤══Mewtwo OMG WTF BBQ ║ ┌───────┤ │ │ ║ ╚╤Harry Potter═╪═════╤Splenda═╤═Wilford Brimley ║ │ │ │ │ ║ Me══╤══...And you... │ │ ║ │ ┌────┘ ┌────┴─────┐ ║ King Ghidorah │ Diabeetis Meow Mix════════════════════════════╤╝ ║ │ ┌────┴─────┐ Food ║ Frankenstein Captain Falcon Sam Fisher ║ │ ╟─┐ ╚╤Frankenstein's Monster│ │ │Gollum Mega Man
