Gondola
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Gondolas are basically little boats which Italians get around to do pizza delivery in Venice. But now Americans are also using gondolas in New Orleans because Miss Katrina decided to dump her sewer in the city. Special gondolas can be used for special purposes.
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[edit] The History of the Gondola
The Gondola was invented by the great wizard, Gandalf, in the year 1723BCE. This first vessel was made entirely of stone. The creator was too invovled with himself that he failed to realize the purpose for the initial creation of the gondola. Instead, he used it as his own personal usage in the watercloset.
It wasn't until 1826 CE that Hitler invented the Gondola in the true sense of the word that it is today.
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[edit] What Are Gondolas Made From?
Since Gandalf's stone Gondola, there have been vast improvements. Gondolas have been created from the following substances:
In 1997, Michael Eisner was wrapped in performance fleece and fashioned into a gondola. However, Disney continues to employ a particularly lifelike replica.
[edit] Special Types of Gondolas
There is only one special type of gondola. All the rest suck ass. These are found to aide travellers in the Atlantean Ocean in their crossing as the Toxic Aqua Vanilla Creme hinders the crossing in most other gondolas. These are special Chocolate Gondolas which equilibriate the chocolate/vanilla ratio.
Under no circumstances should anyone attempt to cross the Atlantean in the Gondola Of Death, which has killed almost every known person who is not Steve Ballmer.
[edit] How To Use a Gondola
No one actually really KNOWS how to use a gondola. Just improvise. There is a stick you can use to poke the substance you are travelling across with. Some people think that a canoe is better, but we beg to differ!
