Going to California

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The California Bureau of Travel has created a list of necessities when traveling to the Golden State, as well as some descriptions of the state itself for prospective immigrants:

Going to California

Extra tips to make your trip rock hard!

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  • Provisions
Stuff
Wine


  • Companions
Woman unkind
Girl
Love in eyes
Flowers in hair
Queen
Without a king
Plays guitar
Cries
Sings
Woman who has never been born


  • Transportation
Jet plane
Big
Not All The Same
Mare
White


Resoluteness
Make up mind to make a new start
Aching in heart
Uncertainty
Wonder how tomorrow could follow today
Despair
Thoughts of sinking
Self-delusion
Tell self it's not as hard as it seems
Dreaming
Rainy day


  • Geographical features of California
Sea
Red
Sky
Grey
Mountains, canyons
Seismically unstable
Path
Straight
High
Mountain of dreams
Includes hill


  • Deities
Children of sun
Gods
Wrathful
Pugilistic


  • For those who've left, but are now going back to Cali, we recommend:
Knowledge
How to Party
Distrust
Of your own resolve to return
Stylin'
Profilin'

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