God's answering service
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You've pressed 4, which wasn't one of the options.
Up until this point God has been a kindly God, but when God asks you to do something a particular way, that is a Commandment. Breaking God's commandments makes God an angry God.
Don't make me get pre-Medieval on your ass!
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