God's answering service

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11:30 PM

You are in love with a sheep/dog/nematode.

Bestial-06

Why not indulge your sick fantasies with a piñata, I never got round to banning that.

For my sake, mankind!

I put you guys on Earth and gave you Dominion over the beasts of the field but honestly...

I mean, what made you think that this sort of thing would be okay? Maybe you should see a psychiatrist, anyone who finds porcupines so attractive they'll put their schlong in one is in need of professional help.

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