God's answering service

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09:04 AM

Bashful dwarf

Trust me, I'm God. Chicks don't dig bashful types. And ditch the beard - it gives them a rash.

The object of your affections has no idea you exist.

But we can't all be worshipped blindly by billions, can we?

Look, I know you're shy but you've got to meet me halfway here - I can't do everything.

Well, obviously I can do everything but you have to put in some of the hard yards yourself.

Maybe if you spent less time in church, got out a bit, smoked a bit of draw and let your hair down a little, it'll work out for you. Girls don't go for goody-two-shoes, you know.

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