God's answering service
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The object of your affections has no idea you exist.
But we can't all be worshipped blindly by billions, can we?
Look, I know you're shy but you've got to meet me halfway here - I can't do everything.
Well, obviously I can do everything but you have to put in some of the hard yards yourself.
Maybe if you spent less time in church, got out a bit, smoked a bit of draw and let your hair down a little, it'll work out for you. Girls don't go for goody-two-shoes, you know.
Pressto return to the main menu.