God's answering service

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03:50 PM

Incestuous

You're in love with your sibling.

Could be worse.

At least it's not your mother.

It is?

Tell me you're joking.

Ugh, that's just disgusting - I may have to send another flood or something. Isn't that sort of thing illegal anymore? I'd suggest immediate castration followed by a quick appearance on Jerry Springer.

It's no good looking to me for forgiveness, people like you make me sick.

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