God's answering service

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Virgin iPhone


04:08 AM

Your spouse/significant other entity is a lying, cheating tramp/philanderer.


Your slut of a wife will sleep with anything in trousers.

God wants you to track down this excuse for a human being, tie him/her to a tree, and fatally stone him/her - especially if it's a her.

Really, He does.

It's in the Bible, so it must be true.

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