God's answering service
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Your spouse/significant other entity is a lying, cheating tramp/philanderer.
God wants you to track down this excuse for a human being, tie him/her to a tree, and fatally stone him/her - especially if it's a her.
Really, He does.
It's in the Bible, so it must be true.
Pressto return to the main menu.