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09:35 PM

You are a Jehovah's Witness.

Jehovah's door to door

Don't sweat it. As Jehovah's Witnesses, you'll be used to not being allowed past the gate.

Thank you for all the hard work on my behalf. Since you appear to believe that there are only 144,000 places in Heaven, your wing has been size-restricted accordingly. Better get out there and do some converting or you're gonna burn, baby.

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