God's answering service

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08:24 AM

You are Rastafarian.

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He's is not the Son of God - he's a very naughty despot.

How's it, my man? All that weed must have gone to your head, boy. You don't need to worry about the after-life. Relax. Okay, relax some more.

And seriously, guy. Stop telling everyone I was reincarnated as that scrawny little retard, Haile Selassie. Seriously, last time I can down there you nailed me to a tree, next time I'm coming back as the Hitler or something. Well, maybe Hitler's not such a good idea for a Jew, but I'm not coming back as King of three hundred square meters of rocky desert either, you can rely on that.

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