God's answering service

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Virgin iPhone


01:59 PM

You are Jewish.


Seriously, chill.

Don't worry.

You really are one of the chosen people. Just kick back a little, give yourself a break, eat a plate of oysters wrapped in bacon and take off that ridiculous hat already.

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