God's answering service

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10:38 AM

Suffer the little children

Suffer the little children...

You are Catholic.


You have no need to worry about your soul. Just make sure you confess everything before croaking - God will forgive anything for some juicy gossip.

Also, best not to say anything about Father John. He was just a lonely old man and didn't mean any harm by it.

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