God's answering service

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03:08 AM

You've pressed 1, which wasn't one of the options.

Up until this point God has been a kindly God, but when God asks you to do something a particular way, that is a Commandment. Breaking God's commandments makes God an angry God.

Don't make me get pre-Medieval on your ass!

ANGRYGOD

Don't make me come down there!

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