God's answering service

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5

01:17 PM

You appear to be suffering from a broken heart.


In order to ensure that you access the correct advice please chose the appropriate message from one of the following options

  • Read message 1 if you the object of your affection has run off with your brother/sister/best friend.
  • Read message 2 if you the object of your affection is your brother or sister.
  • Read message 3 if you the object of your affection has no idea you exist.
  • Read message 4 if you the object of your affection is not human.
  • Read message 5 if you wish me to punish a love-rival.
Fat ugly girl
Why not date her? She'll be so grateful she'll let you do that thing it specifically says not to do in Leviticus. And you will be surprised at that thing she does with her tongue.













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