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01:17 PM

Welcome to Healthy Humanity, accepting desperate entreaties and un-crippling creation for 12,000 years. God/Jehovah/Allah/Jah values your prayers but please remember that He created you in His image - any deviation from the care-routine spelled out in the manual voids the warranty.

Spontaneous illnesses reflect the immorality of your daily existence.

In order, to deal with your pathetic pleas as efficiently as possible please:

• Press 1 for male health-issues.

• Press 2 for our new Well-Woman clinic.

• Press 3 for Transgender issues.

• Press 4 for concerns about your pets/livestock.

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