God's answering service
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Welcome to Healthy Humanity, accepting desperate entreaties and un-crippling creation for 12,000 years. God/Jehovah/Allah/Jah values your prayers but please remember that He created you in His image - any deviation from the care-routine spelled out in the manual voids the warranty.
Spontaneous illnesses reflect the immorality of your daily existence.
In order, to deal with your pathetic pleas as efficiently as possible please:
- Press for male health-issues.
- Press for our new Well-Woman clinic.
- Press for Transgender issues.
- Press for concerns about your pets/livestock.