God's answering service

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'''Note:''' Your prayers may be recorded for training purposes (though we already know what you're thinking).
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*Your prayers may be recorded for training purposes (though we already know what you're thinking).
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*For answers to questions concerning the existence of aliens, Bigfoot etc - please wait until check-in. </small>
 
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Welcome to ''Healthy Humanity'', accepting desperate entreaties and un-crippling creation for 12,000 years. [[Santa Claus|God/Jehovah/Allah/Jah]] values your prayers but please remember that He created you in His image - any deviation from the care-routine spelled out in the manual voids the warranty. 
 
Welcome to ''Healthy Humanity'', accepting desperate entreaties and un-crippling creation for 12,000 years. [[Santa Claus|God/Jehovah/Allah/Jah]] values your prayers but please remember that He created you in His image - any deviation from the care-routine spelled out in the manual voids the warranty. 

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