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09:54 PM

Pearly gates of heaven

Your name's not down; you're not coming in.

You appear to be inquiring about the health of your immortal soul. Heaven has eight distinct levels of service, in order to ensure that you access the correct area please chose the appropriate message from one of the following options

Press if you're a Mormon - you're way off the mark.


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