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GDddy s n ntrnt bsd wb st tht llws ntrnt srfrs nywhr n th wrld t srch, rcrd, rgstr, py fr, nd by ntrnt dmn nms tht d nt lrdy blng t Bb Prsns. GDddy.cm wns ll nms n th nw wrld, nd hlds th cpyrght fr cmmn nms sch s Frnk, Bryn, nd n. ll bbs brn ftr 2001 hv t rgstr thr nms t GDddy.cm fr $8.95 pr yr, r thy rn th rsk f bng tn by Bb Prsns.

ntlly nly bng dmn rgstrr, GDddy md crprt strtgy n 2003 f ddng t lst n prdct r srvc t ts ln p vry sngl dy, nd thr chckt prcss s nw lgndry n cptlst crcls, tkng vr 9 hrs t cmplt nd ffrng th dmn prchsr xtr prdcts ncldng (bt nt lmtd t) wb hstng, nt vrs sftwr, grcrs, DVD rntl, frntr rstrtn, mrgncy mdcn, nd brth cntrcptn.

Th frnt pg f GDddy.cm s cvtd pstn fr tp ml phtgrphc mdls t flnt thr tlnts t GDddy's mstly hmsxl ml cstmr bs. t s rmrd tht GDddy plns hstl tkvr f MySpc.cm whr t wll rqr rgstrtn f fcs by 2009 nd s n prvt dscssns wth th Cndn gvrnmnt whch plns t tsrc t's ptnt, cpyrght nd trdmrkng ffcs t GDddy.

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Template:Wkpdpr t ws rvld n 2005 tht th drty sdmt Bb Prsns, d t chldhd sss, rgnlly cnsdrd th nms 'GyDdds.cm', 'HtDdds.cm' bfr dcdng n th fnl mr sbmssv nd ccptng 'GDddy'.

n 2005, Bb trmtsd th wrld thrgh wrdrb mlfnctn whch lft hs rght brst xpsd drng th Spr Bwl hlf-tm shw n wht pprs t b thr pblcty stnt r n ttmpt t mprss Jstn Tmbrlk. CBS ws fnd rcrd $1.5 mlln by th FCC nd th Fshn Plc n th wk f ths ncdnt nd sbsqnt brdcsts f th vnt hv bn mvd t Fx - ntwrk cntrlld by Mxcn prsdnt Vcnt Fx. Whl th pblcty llwd n xtr tw dmn nms t b sld, smngly nbdy crs s bth wr n th spm-rddn nd lrgly-wrthlss .bz nd .nf hrrchs.

T ths dy, GDddy stll prts sts dng bsnss ndr nms sch s "stpdddy.cm" nd "gdddyscks.cm" - ll clr rfrncs t th trbld chldhd sss f sxlty nd bs wth whch t hs hd t grppl hlplssly whl grwng p s dvlpmntlly-dlyd dmn nm rgstrr n bd prt f twn.

Th cmpny prts n th gns mthdlgy tht tts nd ss n prpr tlztn mk p fr ntgrty nd cstmr srvc ny dy f th wk. Mny Bblcl schlrs hv dntfd Prsns s pssbl cnddt fr th mystrs "fls prpht' f th pclyptc wrtng f Rvltns.

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