Gnome

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Gnome can refer to:

• The GNOME graphical user interface for Linux.

• The Lawn Gnome that runs John Deere tractors.

• The Car-key Gnome who always hides your car keys.

• The Underpants gnomes that serve as Victoria Secret's in-house accounting system.

• The supermarket gnomes, known for their tendency to mess up one wheel on every cart whenever no one's looking.

• or Elder Gnome the Great.

• or David the gnome.

• or Nome, Alaska

and the most respected and fun to play race in the game, with the most psychotic womenfolk outside of Lost

Alternatively, take away the last two letters for the TRUE meaning.

G-N-O!!!

It is firmly believed that the great siege of the Woodtown Damn was largely helped by an army of some 8000 gnomes. Their plans to use a Marcus were though however thwarted when the gnome inside the Tea-cup drowned, which left the Markus helpless to being attacked with flaming goats that were hurled from inside the magic tower of Woodtown.

World of Warcraft races
Draenei  |  Dwarves  |  Gnomes  |  Humans  |  Night elves			Blood elves  |  Orcs  |  Tauren  |  Trolls  |  Undead

For more gnome info go to http://gnomezone.wetpaint.com/

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Gnomes have attempted to take over the world 45632 times, but they were stopped each time by James Bond and Chuck Norris

Famous gnomes include:

• Dicky the Gnome
• Your mom (She's in this picture)
• Oprah (Yes, she's a gnome.)
• The Glockenspiel Gnomes