Seven Golden Virtues

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The Seven Golden Virtues are the central core mechanic behind the 12-step program known in the Western world as Christianity (in the Eastern world, the Gospels translate into a recipe for three bean salad and an Ayn Rand novella; not surprisingly, they lack the same esoteric appeal).

[edit] And the Virtues are...

Virtue	Meaning
Prudence	Proper judgement of reasons for action with regard to appropriateness in a context. Fortunately, this context is usually limited to church meetings; abortion clinics are open-game.
Justice	Proper judgement regarding individual human interests, rights and deserts. You know. Like stoning people for working on Sunday. Getting stoned has never sucked so hard.
Restraint or Temperance	See prudence.
Courage or Fortitude	The ability to confront fear or uncertainty. Usually accomplished by prayer. Then God confronts them with a Shoryuken. That's how it seems in the Old Testament. In more recent history, God has decided to confront his enemies with images on toast, doors, salt stains and deformed children.
Faith	Being steadfast in their belief. This virtue is practised most often.
Hope	Expectation of good. Except expecting for Jesus to return and end the world. And damning people to Hell. And that whole stoning thing from earlier... You know, I'm starting to wonder...
Love or Charity	Except for outsiders, Muslims, Jews, small shrubs, other Christians, Scots...