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The existence of this previously unknown planet took the astronomical community completely by surprise because of its large Earth-like size, relatively close distance to the Sun, and the fact it had gone unnoticed despite the fact that the entire asteroid belt had already been extremely well mapped. This is probably due to the copsipracy theories that Britsh band Enter Shikari discovered it or that Planet Google's nanobots had been blocking it from our view.
hello diego. i see you. you are next to me. haha diego. lardsmack..i seem to have accidentally ended up on ths page and i dont know how to get out. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. apple. .In 1995, data returned from the first space probe launched to Globe (Globe 1) showed that the surface is extremely smooth and composed of a solid crust of cardboard, which is covered by a thin layer of multi-coloured paint. The planet's anomalously low mass` could be explained only by the fact that it must be completely hollow.
High resolution images showed a network of dark lines criss-crossing the surface at regular intervals from pole to pole, and 50 to 100-mile wide markings resembling gigantic alphanumeric characters. Also, on the southern part of the hemisphere of Globe that is nearly covered with blue paint (save the south pole, which has white paint), there exists a 2000 mile long feature resembling a squashed figure-8. Planetary scientists are totally baffled by these strange findings.
The Japanese spacecraft Hayaaah-Chop attempted to land a small probe on the planet in November 2005, but an apparent miscalculation (the Chinese contractor used Ming Imperial pointiness units) led to the loss of the probe. Since then Globe's orbital period has decreased and it has started moving out of the asteroid belt in a somewhat erratic path. A further European space mission failed when it crashed into Planet Google and destroyed an entire neighbourhood.
edit In Geography
Great care is to be excersised not to confuse the planet Globe with globes used in gayography. A globe is just like the planet or moon it represents except it is very small, and totally stupid. Globes were made popular by General Santy Anny after his famous "Crotchety Old Man" offensive in Vietnam.
Globe is dirty because human and other beasts have sex in globe. The globe is stinky because of tonnes and tonnes of shit exported from human and other beast bodies.
edit See Also
|Confirmed (Solar System): Sun | Mercury | Venus | Earth (The Moon) | Mars | Jupiter | Saturn | Uranus | Neptune|
|Confirmed (Extrasolar): Darwin IV | Discworld | Milky Way | Planet of the Apes | Planet Google | Planet Hollywood | Pizza Planet | Dystopia | Techneta | Roseanne|
|Dwarf planets: Pluto | 2003 UB313 | Jay Leno's Chin | Xanax|
|Unconfirmed: Garnox | Mantoobia | Unicron|
|Denied by CIA and IAU: Neopia | MyAnus | YourAnus|
|In a galaxy far, far away: Alderaan | Coruscant | Tatooine | Kamino | Endor | Naboo | Bespin | Death Star|
|Members of the Federation: Vulcan | Qo'noS|