Giusep nay
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“What does this guy have to do with the Japanese Internment?”
~ Attorney Pitz on Japanese-American Internment
“I have absolutely no idea what the hell I'm talking about. Please don't throw things at me!!!”
~ Guisep Nay during his testamony
“Does this "man" make anyone ELSE want to shoot the legal system?”
~ Attorney Pitz on Giusep Nay
Giusep Nay, commonly known as That one guy the defense used in the trial, (another nickname is "The most dominant person in the history of the universe except for a few others like Brett Favre and Seth McClung") is a lawyer (or a judge, or just some random guy we picked up off the street) from "Switzerland" (a mythical country thought to be located in the Middle East) who prides himself with extensive knowledge of Japanese-American Internment/Relocation during WWII. He is a completely usable source in dealing with this matter. He is not biased in any way and is well practiced in the areas of International Law. As a staunch supporter of Hillary Clinton, he does his best to help her win the Republican Nomination, even going so far as to have her only rival, Barrack Obama interned for life. (Internees can't run for president)
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[edit] Early Life
At age four, Nay was interned by a racist mob of Anti-Indonesians during the Liechtensteinial revolution of 1697. During his internment, time "mysteriously" froze in Liechtenstein which allowed mr. Nay to live past age twelve and eventually become immortal. During this time period, Mr. Nay discovered that "Work will set you free". While interned he realized that life is about more then just freedom and happiness. He now understood that slavery was the simplest form of safety.
On a side note, it is also believed that Nay largely influenced George Orwell to write his controversial novel 1984, about the the horrors of capitalism, and the true freedom of communism. He is also creditied with founding the Soviet Union on the basis that SLAVERY IS FREEDOM, and an incredibly weird looking hammer with an awkwardly shaped moon with a few stars thrown in is the best way to symbolize this. One of his more important accomplishments was influencing the creation of Sony. This multi-billion dollar company neither remembers or recognizes Mr. Nay for the work he did cleaning bathrooms and screaming out "Sony is king while working."
[edit] Famous Cases
Mr. Nay has been involved in several large important cases including the famous case of 2008, Attorney Pitz and some others(largely inconsequential others and idiots) Versus, the United States of America. This case didn't seem fair because of the amazingness of the Defense and their amazing chant, D. FENSE! This case lasted 6 years, 56 days, 56 minutes, 27 seconds, 13 miliseconds, 46 nanoseconds, and 10 lightyears. It started as a school project, but became a real case when all of the participants graduated from High School and then followed by College. Mr. Nay had been a key witness for the defense, which finally after all this time won the case. He was used to disprove any charges against the United States of America. He made the case for the defense, but witnesses would say, strangely looked as if he were a 16 year-old girl. Many felt that he had such extensive knowledge of internment, that he must have organized it himself, with FDR acting merely as a secretary to observe him. While most others thought that he knew more about the case than the lead prosecuting attorney who was not Attorney Pitz contrary to popular belief. (It pretty much was, but whatever)
[edit] Other Notes about Giusep Nay
An anime superstar, an aboriginal dance troupe and a fire-spitting dragon represent the mix of exciting new acts and crowd-pleasing favorites that will add an extra splash of excitement to the 14th Annual Honolulu Festival, March 14–16. Wait, WTF does this have to do with Nay again? Oh, never mind, its more interesting anyway. Carry on. Hawaii residents and visitors alike will enjoy vibrant colors, spectacular sights and beautiful sounds as performers and artisans from around the Pacific converge in Honolulu for a three-day celebration of music, dance, art, and culture.
[edit] The Rest of his Life
Giusep Nay had was also the prime-time superstar on WWE. His Identity was confirmed to be Jihaddist X. In his pro-wrestling career, he injured the rotator cuff in his left shoulder. The doctors had said his career was over at 36-2-1. That didn't stop Big G. though. He continued his rehab for 6 months. After which, he had built his own strength program. Two contriversal years of lifting and a moderate dose of steroids had put him back on track to wining the world title. (At this time, he had only won the USA title...twice... and was setting his sights on world champion during the accident. Which remains nameless.) In the world title cage match, he broke his opponents nose on his first head throw. With a strong lateral drop to a revert-suplex/pile-driver, he snapped his opponents spine at the tip of the neck, causing instant paralysis. He, although in an amazing lead, refused to pin his opponent, but rather, beat him to death. The title was his, but his glory was short lasting, when they had found the grim reaper had taken his opponent. He lost the title on a technicality, called murder in the first degree. He went to jail for three weeks when he got angry, tore the bars from the frame, and walked out of the prison.
Since this famous trial he has settled down with his family, which now makes up 16 children, 7 goats, 12 snakes, 5 dogs, and a Cody (not to mention the piranhas he had imported directly from the amazon). He has bought a home up north in the neighboring country of Liechtenstein. To this day every February 28, he celebrates his victory, as do the rest of the defense lawyers over Attorney Pitz by sending her a postcard addressed from a Japanese Internment camp. Oh and he might have been elected as a judge or something. Most of this history is unknown to the world, as mortal eyes are not worth viewing it. These facts are locked in a safe guarded by the most powerful man on earth,aka. Michael Phelps.
For his actions on defending internment on March 4th 2008, Giusep Nay was inducted into the Green Bay Packers Hall of Fame. After which he has since disappeared into the large abyss that is Switzerland.
It has been rumored that Giusep Nay has been plotting the recovery of the United States economy through the use of a Sorcerer's Stone. Should this prove to be true, than Giusep Nay will once again hold the world record for the most eggs wasted on a single project, which he lost to a record-setting Facebook group in 1854. Also, the salvation of the American economy will further prove that Giusep Nay is just so much better of a person than you are.
This is the dialogue from Giusep Nay's last known conversation
-Defense Attorney You're wearing a mask… and defending Japanese-American Internment. Now, take this new heritage. Armed robbery, double homicide. Got a taste for the theatrical. Like you. They leave a calling card.
-Giusep Nay I'll look into it.
-Defense Attorney I never said thank you.
-And you'll never have to. Guisep Nay before spreading his cape and leaping off the roof.
(As Nay is seen running off in the distance)
Attorney's Son: [as Nay runs] Mr. Nay? Nay! [looks up to Attorney] Why is he running, Dad?
Attorney: Because we have to chase him.
Attorney's Son: He didn't do anything wrong.
Attorney: [visibly shaken, but respect clearly evident on his face] Because he's the hero that Japanese-American Internment deserves, but not the one it needs right now…[as Attorney continues, we see a wounded Nay running from the police and their dogs]…so we'll hunt him…[Nay reaches the Lawyermobile and rides off]…because he can take it…because he's not a hero…[Nay is riding through the streets of Darboy on the Lawyermobile]…he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector…a Dark Defense Attorney.
[edit] Sources
-Canned scissors
-Nabisco cap flags
