A giant is an abnormally large homo sapien (they can be more homo than you think) that usually lives in the urban jungle. You will often see these creatures wandering the streets of cities like New York, Chicago, even Montreal. A giant can also be an extremely large economical company, such as the fucking bastards in charge of the American oil companies.
edit The Different types of Giants
There are a few different species of giants: the American giant, the Canadian Giant, and the Fucking Bastards That Run America's Oil Companies. There are many subspecies of these giants, but nobody gives a damn about them, so we'll just keep it real.
edit The American Giant
The American giant is noticeably different from the other species of giants because of it's un-fucking-believably large stomach. This giant is known for it's habit of eating massive amounts of Big Macs. In fact, it can eat enough Big Macs in one day to fill the continent/country (whichever you prefer, like I give a crap) of Australia, kangaroo pouches and all. Criikey, mate!
edit The Canadian Giant
The Canadian Giant is probably most known for it's repeated use of the word "eh", and it's apparent inability to tell when people are getting fed up with hearing it use the word "eh". They also carry flags with maple leaves on them on their backs. It is not unknown for emo Canadian giants to mutilate themselves with maple leaf flags.
edit The Fucking Bastards That Run America's Oil Companies
These bitches are most known for pricing fuel at un-fucking-believable amounts. Running into one of these bastards can really ruin your day!
edit What To Do If You Stumble Upon One Of These Giants
- If you come across an American giant, one of three things can happen: If you are an American, you will be fine (unless you run an oil company, in which case, you will be immediately killed). If you are French, then you will be ridiculed and then killed. And if you are from any area in the Middle East, then you will be invaded by an army of American giants that will not let you alone until their redneck leader gives the command. So bring a lunch.
- If you come upon a Canadian giant, you had better not make fun of their accent. You already did? Well, it was not nice knowing you.
- If you come across one of the Fucking Bastards That Run America's Oil Companies, then you will most likely be robbed of all your valuables.