“Hitler was a great DJ, it's a pity about the Holocaust,that was a bad career move”
"Getting Funky With Da Fuhrer" was a 70's early morning radio show presented by Adolf Hitler. It ran for ten days and mainly played light heavy light heavy light pop music and Hitlers own brand of love ballads he wrote for his beloved pet goldfish/pony crossbreed 'Bratwurst'. His show later inspired his friend Joseph Goebbels's Radio Show 'Get On Down With Goebbels's'.
edit Early Days
Even when Hitler was a baby he either wanted to be a loving Jewish Rabbi like his father, an evil racist dictator like his uncle,Emperor Bob of North Wales, or a radio DJ like his brother Keith Hitler. Eventually though he made the choice tojhbvsdhvbfjshebfhgrehwrghewb be a DJ because of his great taste in knitted jumpers and his love of cheap puns.In the early summer of late winter 1971 Hitler got a job as chief reporter on apple Strudel related articles on 'Radio Scwarczenwartzenenenen' (pronounced radio one) in Vienna, North Carolina. Then he eventually worked his way up the slippery strudel covered ladder of success and in 1973 landed his own show which he called FICK MICH HART UND LANGE IN MEINE GROSSE ANALE!!!! roughly translated as 'Getting Funky With Da Fuhrer' in English, Japanese and Leprechaun dialect.
edit The God Incident
Hitler became the first radio DJ to speak to God after the great holy one rang up a quiz on Hitler's show for a chance to win a Mr Bean Water Cooler or a trip to EuroDisney. After getting the question 'Name the Christian holy book' wrong by saying 'Harry Potter And The Sandaled Long-Haired Guy' God caused a lightning bolt to strike Hitler causing his hand to shoot up in the air and causing his much loved afro to Fly off. From this day on Hitler became an atheist only not because he believed his stache was magical.
edit ControversyHowever, after just ten days the show was canceled after Hitler,desperate for ratings, had a boxing match between two elderly German women, a tiger and a pissed off Womble
edit Hitler's Later careerLudwig Van Beethoven's career. Awwwww, bless him.
edit The Nasty Grammy occasionIn 1975 Hitler won a Grammy for 'Best Nazi or communist song sung by a moustachiod lady who suspiciously looks a bit like a guy'. This award was only awarded twice, once to Hitler and once last year to Britney Spears. However, at the Grammy awards ceremony Hitler got involved in a brutal fight with Rolf Harris after Rolf said Hitler looked lard ass in his dress. Hitler was knocked unconscious and was revived by a slap around the head with a wet salmon by his future wife Eva Braun ( Who was strangely voted most likely to marry a uni-testicled Nazi dictator of Berlin High School class of '1958').
edit Hitler's songs
- Fuhrer's Got Passion (First Album, sound by the witch king, see lord of the rings)
- Aint It Nice To Be A Nazi
- Smack My Jew Up'
- Goosestepping All Over The World
- YMCA,You Mental Crazy Adolf
- I've Got A Brand New Combine Dictatorship
- Vill The Real Slim Adolf Please Goosestep
- If I Can Make It Through the Holocaust
- Hey There Mr. Führer featuring The Surviving Jews
- One Two Goosestep
- I'll take you to Auschwitz Tonight
- No Jews Where I Come From
- Under This Mustache
- Fuhrer and Son
- Fuhrer From The Block (Second Album)
- Put Your Hands Up [For The Cause]
- Ain't No Party Like A Nazi Party
- Mein Fuhrer Ist Playing At My House
- North American Scum ft LCD Soundsystem
- Heil or Die
- I'm Just A Small Town Dictator
- Whatever I Do, I Do It All For Jew
- This Is The Last Time (I Rig An Election)
- I Want You Back Rohm
- Killing Jews ft The Strokes
- Swagger Jagger
Not forgetting his ground breaking concept album:
- The Rise and Fall of Adolf Stardust and the Nazis From Mars
- Five Reichs
- Furah Love
- Daylight Holocaust
- It Ain't Easy
- Lady Himmler
- Iron Cross
- Hang On To Your Empire
- Adolf Stardust
- Judean City
- Rock 'n' Roll Genocide
- Other non-successful Albums
- Iron Cross(The German Steel)
- The Number of the Jew(ft. Goebbels)(most successful up tp date)
- Piece of Jew(ft. Heinrich Himmler)
- Power is White(ft. Josef Stalin)
- Somewhere in Germany
- Seventh Jew of a Seventh Jew(ft. Hermann Goering)
- No Morphine for the Dying(ft. Erwin Rommel)
- Fear of the Panzer
- The S.S Factor(0.5 albums because the one person who bought it found only half of the cd)
- Virtual S.S(only sold 1 album)
- Brave New Reich
- Dance of Whites
- A Matter of Lies and Depths
Hitler's second album was however heavily critisised for it's heavy Brit-Pop and American Jazz Influences.
- Wish Jew Were Here (Third Album)
- Reich Reich Baby ft The Jonas Brothers
- Bring it All Back (cover of S Club 7's version)
- They Tried to Make Me Start a Jihad, I said Ho Ho Ho
- Josef Fritzl - Pioneer
- Don't Go Back To Aushwitz
- Nazi (Party Mash-up)
- Phantom of the Gas Chamber
- What A Wonderful World
edit Lyrics To 'Aint It Nice To Be A Nazi'
Ain't it nice to be a nazi, Ain't it great to be a sour Kraut, Ain't it lovely to be a racist bastard, Goosestepping over Berlin [CHORUS] Deutchland, Deutchland, give me strudels, Strudels,strudels, strudels of love and freedom and maybe apples, Deutchland,Deutchland, not many things rhyme with you Deutchland, Deutchland, If you were a human or even an animal I'd screw you Ain't it nice to be a Nazi, Ain't it great to be a mass murderer, Ain't it lovely to be an evil dictator, Ain't it fan-bloody-tastic to be a slight relative of David Hasselhoff [CHORUS] Deutchland, Deutchland, give me strudels, Strudels,strudels, strudels of love and freedom and maybe some apples, Deutchland,Deutchland, not many things rhyme with you Deutchland, Deutchland, If you were a human or even an animal I'd screw you I'm a Nazi, Yippeee!!!