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Get This... is the official propaganda medium of the Satiny Kaftan Kult - an underground movement dedicated to restoring the said liberating clothes de jour for the portly gentleman to the mainstream. It can be heard on Radio Triple M across Australia or on KO FM in Newcastle.
Notable Events, Episodes and Factual Errors
- 6 November 2006: Ed Kavalee incorrectly states that Uncyclopedia is a parody of Wikipedia. Subsequently, the Get This crew cautions listeners about visiting the Get This Uncyclopedia page (implying that the contents of this page may not always be factually correct and in some cases, defamatory). This penis jerk reaction is obviously the result of the Get This crew being confronted with the printed truth.
The Wikipedia ConspiracyIn an attempt to bolster the value of the Satiny Kaftan propaganda the Get This… crew developed and implemented a ‘free encyclopedia’ which they named Wikipedia. The site remains another outlet for Satiny Kaftan propaganda and was created to perpetuate the myth that- as a result of the show’s meteoric rise, listeners have resorted to ‘extreme vandalism’ of their Wikipedia page (the implication being that the show has listeners). So deep was the cover up that the Get This…crew was not only forced to vandalise their own page but they were forced to disable editing of their page because of said vandalism. Uncyclopedia does not suffer from this problem. Spicy hot bonner.
Recently in an attempt to cast suspicion away from themselves they held a month devoted to capes but this was a clever ploy to get people wearing their capril t shirt to control your mind. Do Not Be Fooled!
Get This... Scientology and Politics
The Get This... team have been profoundly influenced by the teachings of L Ron Hubbard, a science fiction writer who discovered the value of brainwashing celebrities to legitimise one's cult. Each day, a celebrity is invited to espouse the virtues of Satiny Kaftans. Some celebrities have seen the light and declined the chance to be there, the most recent genius being John Mayer. Bob Franklin has chosen a Ghandi style form of passive resistance, going on the show and remaining tight lipped.
The Get This... team have had more success infiltrating Australian politics. MP's are frequently interviewed on a range of subjects. The ABC then steals these sound bites, travels back in time and plays them last night's The 7:30 Report. Such unabashed support of the Satiny Kaftan movement on their flagship current affairs show is yet another example of blatant ABC bias that must be eradicated.
PLPS and Karl2.0 banded together and mind raped the CEO of the. AUSsterio network to remove Get This from our airways. They must be destroyed at all costs.
The True Monikers of Richard Marsland
Are standing next to 'Richard Marsland'? Find out by using one of his many aliases:6:30 am, A Time to Dick, Anne Wills' Bitch, Armani Shanks, Armitage 'Lamb' Shanks, Armitage Shanks, Bhache Ihn Phive, Calrissian aka Richard "dirty sanchez" Marsland, Citizen Dick, Crouching Richard, Hidden Dick, D'Artagnan the Marsketeer, David Bowie, David Marr-sland, Dealing with Marsland, Dick, Dick Bar, Dick 'Clarke' Marsland, Dick Red, Dick's Family Feud, Dicky Sanchez, Dikipedia, Dolce & Marslanda, Ed Schwarzenhamanegganburger, Euro Marsland, Face On Mars, GE Money Master, God Of War, Gold Coast Marsland, Gorhne Phishing, H. G. Wells, Head Poncho, Hong Kong Marsland, Humphrey Bogart, Hurricane 'the windswept' Marsland, I'll get you butler yeahhhhh, Kim Beasely's Gimp, Life on Marsland, March, Marlene Reifenstahl, Mars Attacks, Mars Bar, Mars Needs Guitars, Mars Knopfler, Mars Kershaw, Mars Rover, Mars, Triple Chocolate, The Marsa-go-go, Mars-kiss me quick, hug me slow-Land, Marsland Cricket Ground, Marsland Paris, Marsland the Martian, MarsLand Theme Park, Marslando Bloom, Marslando Calrissian, Marslo, Marslon VonRichtoven, Marsly-Mars and the Funky Bunch, Mars-suhita Electric Co., Mars-supial, Mars-termind, Mars-turbater, MarsWorld, Men are from Mars-land, Michard Rarsland, MishMashMongoMars, Mission to Mars-land, Mmmmmmarsland, MooMooRicardo, Moose Fighter 2000, Mooting Marsland, Moto Marsland,Nergal, The Marsla-bator, New Mars XXX, Oh Dick, Where Art Thou, Out of this world, Panel Fantasia, Petshop Boi, Push it Real good-Marsland, R. M. Synthems, R.e.M, R.M Williams, Ricardo Marchio, Richard Marsipan, Richard 'Simmons' Marsland, Richard Marxland, Richardo Montolbom, Rick Head, Rick Shanky-Ho, Rick's Cafe, Ricky "Work, Rest, and Play"-land, Ricky Funk Face, Ricky M, Ricky Mouse, Ricky Ricky East-ender,Riff Raff Marsland, Rove 2.0, Salt and Pepper, Shanky McWindswept, Shock Jock Richard Marsland, Spandau Marsland , Spirit and Opportunity, Sticky Ricky, Sunrise with mel and Marsland, Tequila Dickingbird, The Actor Richard Marsland, The Armitage formerly known as Shanks, The Big M, The Big Red, The Button Bender, The Cock Sucker Down The Road, The Devil with The Blue Dick on, The Dick Planet, The Face On Mars, The Island of Dr. Marsland, The Man From Nantucket, The Mars Explorer, The Mars Volta, The Marsla-bator, The Marslander, The Mars-ter: with Mark Baretta, The Panel Whisperer, The Red Planet, The Sanchez Master, The Shaw Shanky Redemption, The Swarthy and wind swept man from mars god of war Marslando, The Viking, Tokyo Marsland, Tony Mar(tin)sland, Tony Martin's Whipping boy, Toto Neorest, Traction Jackson, Typhoon Marsland, University Of Marsland, Up your nose and away it goes Marsland, Veronica Mars-land, Viking2: Mars-lander, Wiki Marsland, Windswept One, Windswept xp, Windy Rick, Yoko Ono.
The KavaleeFM Petition
There is currently an online petition to have Get This' parent radio station Triple M rebranded KavaleeFM in honour of the talented and entertaining co-host of Get This, Ed Kavalee. This petition can be accessed by following the link in the External Links section of this website. Caution should be taken when signing this petition as doing so will give Ed Kavalee your ip address and therefor access to download kitteh porn to your computer.
"Cows Cows They're Not Ducks, Cows Cows Nickleback Sucks"
"She sells sea shells, by the sea shore. He sells Keyboards to Nik Kershaw"
"I like your pants around your feet"
"Wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes, even if it was for just one day, and wouldn't it be good if we could wish ourselves away"
"People want Dutch"
"The venga bus is comin..."
"i like to hear all the nice nickelback"
"Oooooh me plumbs!!!!!"