George W. Bush (quotes)

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection. His State of the Onion 2007 speech is also available.

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“They misunderestimated me.”

~ George Bush on people misunderstimating him

“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on learning

“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on learning

“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on learning

“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on learning

“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on learning

“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on learning

“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on learning

“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on learning

“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on learning

“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on learning