Gaza Strip
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“Friday evening last I received his majesty's commission to form a new striptease establishment.”
The Gaza Strip is a gentleman's club in Springfield, North Tacoma. It was opened in 1883 by a group consisting of Charles Darwin, Winston Churchill, Mahatma Ghandi, and Oscar Wilde. It has gained perhaps notorious fame as the only nightclub to offer full-nude, full-contact lap dances in the Springfield metro area. Currently, the Strip is under momentary management of the Jewish Constabulary of Izrai'l .
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[edit] Prostitution
The Gaza Strip is a constant war zone. The North Tacoma State Police claim that prostitution is against the law, so it should not be practiced in the Gaza Strip. Prostitutes, however, claim that St. Magdalene, the patron saint of prostitution, engaged in oral sex with Bill Clinton in that very bar for $3.50. Bill Clinton later signed the "Newbie Booby Act" which used taxpayer dollars to purchase the establishment and turn it into federal property of the Executive Office of the President of the United States. The prostitutes believe that they are the rightful inheritors of the property following the dissolving of the U.S. Presidency occurring with the appointment of Barack Obama as Dictator for Life.
[edit] Peace treaty
On February 18, 2009, the leader of the prostitutes, the Chief of Police of the state of North Tacoma, and Oscar Wilde met in a Hooters in Florida to discuss relations between the two feuding groups. It was at this very conference that the Treaty of Anglo-Sexon was signed, which didn't really mean anything (as there was still constant bloodshed), but it at least presented an illusion of reconciliation of differences.
[edit] Leadership
The current leader of Gaza is Prime Minister Leonidas of Hamas.
His famous moto is "This is Gaza" and he is known for killing anyone who dares to insult his way of life.
In the picture in the right he is seen meeting the scottish MP George Galloway right before pushing him down a deep pit.
Unfortunately, George Galloway survived the fall and was seen crawling out of a tunnel on the Egyptian side of the border.
[edit] Occupation
Occupation. Occupation, occupation, occupation. There. We thought the word ought to at least make an appearance in one of these articles somewhere.
[edit] Hamas
Following the steps of some genious societies like Germany the Gazan people democratically elected the Angelic Peace Party called Hammas, like the humanitarian activists Adolf Hitler and Salazar raised to power. This party have achieved the glorious social goal of returning society to the Middle Ages. Major agriculture reforms were made swaping cultures from food to mine camps. Members of Hammas are known by being very sentimental and with a lot of temper having the habillity of literaly blowning themselfs up. The main goal of Hammas is to destroy the world and covert everyone to Islam, not necessarily in this particular order.
[edit] Cheap Blood
During the seige of Gaza in 2010 Statistics specialists sailed towards gaza in order to try to quatify the price of the human blood. They took "the Freedom Flotilla" and sailed towards the mediterranean sea, they were unable to take blood samples in the international waters so they asked the israeli soldiers to help them shed their blood. When the Israeli sodiers arrived, they were suprised by the activists who shedded the blood by theirself using knives and clubs they had. Nevertheless, the Isreali soldiers helped shedding the blood of 19 humans' rights activists, the turkish blood was weighed and was found much cheaper than the israeli blood. Mrs Rachel Corie was sailing with them to visit her tomb.
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