The Gardiner Motel is a luxury five star hotel located on the Gardiner Road between New Waterford and the University of Crayons and Colouring Books. It houses only the finest guests who are given free room and board. Only the highest pillars of society are invited to stay at this hotel. The hotel comes with three complimentary meals and day and unlimited access to the hotel exercise equipment. All furniture in the room is leather. Also guests are given the opportunity to engage in a variety of sexual encounters at the hotel. Guests are often brought in blue and white limosines with sirens and lights on top. When guests first arrive at the facility they are often given free tours of the Sydney Court House with transportation from the court house to the hotel provided free of charge.
edit Nearby Attractions
- The Gardiner Motel is only a few miles from an Ivy League school, The University of Crayons and Colouring Books and best of all education is paid through Con College.
- It is also located between the megacities of Glace Bay and Sydney, Nova Scotia.
- It is located near an exclusive golf and country club, Lionel's
- Located near the town of New Waterford where there is an ample supply of virgins.
edit Attractions at the hotel
- Free Sex, both forced and consensual
- Tennis Courts
- Basketball Courts
- Swimming Pools
- Weights and weight machines
- Free Internet access
- 3 Complimenary Meals per Day
edit Songs about the Gardiner Motel
The hit rock band Uncle Jalapeno and the Sampler released this July 2006 hit titled the littlest diddler which mentions the Gardiner Motel
edit The Littlest Diddler
There's a place where people like me go
To the jail on the Gardiner Road
Every stop I make,
I molest a new friend
Just turn around,
Pull your pants down,
I've diddled again,
Maybe tomorrow the police will catch me,
Until tomorrow I'll diddle while I'm free
edit See also
- Glace Bay
- Sydney, Nova Scotia
- New Waterford
- Colouring Book University
- Newfoundland and Labrador