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It is a mite baffling what you are looking for information on.
- If you are a young adult gamer, surely you want an article on Ganon.
- If you are a middle-aged couch potato, you probably are thinking of Officer Bill Gannon (pictured) from the television show Dragnet.
- If you are over 100 years old, you probably mean the baseball player Joe Gannon. We recommend that you consult Wikipedia — and that you hurry.