Game Boy

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“I'm going to play with my Nintendo Game Boii!”

~ King Harkinian on Game Boy

“If you're gonna play the big hairy penis, ya gotta learn to play it right!”

~ Kenny Rogers on Game Boy

“Stop watching TV and put down your Game Boy!”

~ Obama on Game Boy

“Jackpot!”

~ Herbert the Pervert on Game Boy

Game Boy (also pronouced, "Gay Boy" or "Gei Boi") is a 1 bit handheld Video game design intended to satisfy the needs of Pedophilia, Homosexuals, and little boys. Founded by Nintendo, the Game Boy combined the two things geeks, noobz, fanboys and nerds like most: Megaman and Pokemons.

Contents 1 Features 2 Reception 3 Games 4 Accessories 5 See Also

[edit] Features

The Game Boy has four operation buttons labeled "F, "U", "SELECT", and "Fail". It has an HDTV/SD option and a built in swimming pool. This baby even supports Blue Ray and is compatible with any PlayStation game. You can play up to 16 games at once. You can play multiplayer online with the Game Boy too.

[edit] Reception

After being released in 1927, The game was apraised by Nintendo slaves all over da world. It sold over 2 copies in the opening weekend. Microsoft gave the Game Boy 3/10. Sony, being pissed that it had more features than the playstation 3, gave it a -10000/5. People liked the fact that you play the game while on the toilet so much that it was put in the Guinness Book of Records.

[edit] Games

• Pretty much "ANY" game from "ANY" console/handheld

[edit] Accessories

The Game Boy has many known accessories that have developed until 2099, lets list a few:

• The plugin AK-47, used to gun down those who disrupt you during gameplay. Only for $12.99
• The Gameboy WiFi router, used for stealing your neighbours Private Network anywhere you go ($63.50).
• The Leprechaun adapter(WTF).
• The Xbox 360 hardrive
• The Applications(App) to hell

[edit] See Also

• Game Boy Advance
• Games
• Boys
• Dr. Robotnik
• Playboy